Currently:
>Ultranationalist magic-hating monk
Magic itself, secondarily everyone from [country we're currently at war with]
>Gay Warlock
His own patron, secondarily the city that sacrificed his butt buddy to his patron
>Rogue that eats things to gain their powers
Half-dead god that he ate
>Sorc whose parents both worked themselves to death and left him orphaned
Captialism, man
>Druid who was perma wildshaped into bird
His ex-wife (you'll never guess what she did)
Previously:
>Warlock trapped in not!australia
Kraken that keeps sinking his boat when he tries to leave not!australia