>>718471398
>reading about moba stuff leaves me feeling like a clueless old retard

That's probably because you don't play. If you played Dota 2, you would understand the terminology.
>lanes
Look at the bottom left, and you can see the map has three lanes.
>jungling
Jungling is when you kill stuff in the jungle. If it's not a lane and it's not the river, then it's the jungle.
>creeps
Creeps are the creatures that run down the lanes and attack the enemy creeps.

The young people on 4chan don't even play Dota; I don't think they meet the intelligence requirement.