To the great king of original posters, the exalted ruler of this thread, blessed by Enki and Shamash, favored by Marduk, I a humble servant blessed by his radiant honeyed light, offer thanks for the great discovery. The ancients had guns. With awe I bow to splendor of the accurate translations of the machines, the weaving of lightning in their metal bodies, who's splendor rivals Bret Hart.