>be me
>Naked short VIX calls right before close on Friday
>Brokerage tries to margin call me but can't because option can't be liquidated in aftermarket hours
>Nothingburger confirmed through weekend
>Futures moon
*am here*
>VIX turbo dumps into open tomorrow
>Brokerage seethes at me making a gorillion bucks
It feels good to break the system bros
