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>>535780860
>tfw Johnny Silverhand wants room service, the club sandwich with the cold Mexican beer, and his shirts LAUN-DERED like they do at the Konpeki Plaza... in... TOKYO
>tfw instead of a latino that speaks like a Hawaiian from a Nickelodeon cartoon about skateboarding, you get Ice T
>tfw Arakawa created cyberpsychosis in a lab
>tfw Adam Smasher is actually Dolph Lundgren
>tfw Songbird isn't a korean expresso machine you want to fuck, she's actually a Dolphin (male)
>>535780860
I COULD CRASH YOU FROM HERE, MAN