>be me, eternal merchant of memes
>spot a group of unsuspecting goyim at the mall
>time to jew 'em good, shekels incoming
>approach with my "authentic" ancient artifacts stall
>selling "cursed" coins from King Solomon's vault
>actually just pennies dipped in tea for that aged look
>tell goy #1 it's a luck charm, wards off taxes
>he buys three for $20 each, thinks he'll win lotto
>goy #2 wants love potion, I sell him expired Red Bull
>"Infused with essence of the Promised Land," I say
>he chugs it, starts hitting on mannequins
>group of goy tourists arrive, perfect marks
>offer "holy land tours" via VR headset
>it's just Google Earth with Hebrew subtitles
>charge $50 per "pilgrimage," they tip extra
>one smart goy questions authenticity
>"Oy vey, you doubt the tribe's wisdom?" guilt trip activated
>he apologizes, buys double to make amends
>end of day, pockets stuffed with goy gold
>head home to count shekels under the menorah
>mfw goyim never learn
>tfw eternal jewing cycle continues