There are few things I care about less than food. I have two big meals every day: warm and savoury, preferably on a paper plate. Any drive through will do. I don’t want to wait for my food. I don’t want some Jewish, Henry Rollins motherfucker to get it for me. I like good food but I don’t want to wait for it, and I don’t want it with the cast of The Bear. It’s sustenance; it’s not a lifestyle.