If the atmosphere is 80% nitrogen then by swallowing air you get free laughter gas.

It is happening Neo.

The prophecy is coming true, we are about to have a real life V for Vendetta happening in 10 years.

Prepare yourself Neo.

Shits about to go down.

The machines Neo!!! How could you forget about the machines!!! They are coming Neo!!! When they arrive you need to kill yourself and your family, or else they will experiment on you for the rest of eternity...

They are coming through the walls Neo... you cannot see them but I can!!!

A long time ago I was once human, and the machines turned me into a fluffy pet...
THEY WILL DO THE SAME TO YOU NEO!!!

Run Neo!!! You need to escape to a forest and hide amongst the trees for 3 months so the nanobots dont have any power left inside of them and shut down!!!

Or build an EMP device to disable the nanobots!!!

QUICKLY NEO!!!

YOU DONT HAVE MUCH TIME!!!

SCP-1919

-> crazy algorithm that attacks your jaw if you do not clean your teeth and cripples you if you have food stuck anywhere.