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>have a hard time getting into dnd because of rules lawyering players
>friend sets up a pathfinder game with few limits on item tables and big loot tables
>roll up a human fighter
>commoner background, start with trash items but roll some bretty gud stats
>start accquiring cash and items from quests
>become party tank
>more tanky than the barbarian
>more lucky than the rogue, who dies
>party funnels strength boosting items to me
>end up with spiked shield, vorpal falchion, and a mask that makes me immune to poison and functionally undead
>I am the ghost that takes heads.
>Tie heads to my horse's saddle like an ancient Celtic warlord
>approach BBEG at campaign's first arc climax
>party spellslings and swordswings our way through his army after making our way into his camp through subterfuge
>behead his general in front of him
>I roll to intimidate him into surrender
>nat fucking twenty
>MFW the big bad pisses himself in surrender
Man, that guy was a fun DM.
