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Human Fighter No.96267043 [Report] >>96267058 >>96267083 >>96267294 >>96268126 >>96269011 >>96269175 >>96269205 >>96269455 >>96269826 >>96270068 >>96270138 >>96270266 >>96270298 >>96270342 >>96271695 >>96271906 >>96272601 >>96272859 >>96274270 >>96274706 >>96278755 >>96284024 >>96284663 >>96294155
Human Fighter Thread
only humanfighterposting is permitted
Anonymous No.96267058 [Report] >>96267070 >>96267124 >>96267962 >>96270745 >>96271241 >>96271306 >>96271617 >>96273141 >>96273249 >>96274726 >>96283264 >>96283714 >>96283748 >>96284144 >>96307081 >>96310326
>>96267043 (OP)
>Human
>Male
>Farmer background
>Fighter
>Bisexual
Why does /tg/ hate this classic character archetype?
Anonymous No.96267069 [Report]
Anonymous No.96267070 [Report] >>96267078 >>96268607
>>96267058
/tg/ is fine with that kind of character, nogames fag. The issue is with the retards who make a big deal about playing them when it is the most common thing played.
Human Fighter No.96267078 [Report] >>96267128 >>96268245 >>96301144 >>96311735
>>96267070

The good thing about playing a character with no real identity is that you get to define who they are through actions and personality instead of a snowflake race or fancy backstory.

This is not to say that the latter is universally bad, but it is not for everyone.
Anonymous No.96267083 [Report] >>96269125 >>96269127 >>96273268
>>96267043 (OP)
My human fighters
Anonymous No.96267124 [Report] >>96267314
>>96267058
Why not Blacksmith background?
Anonymous No.96267128 [Report] >>96267202
>>96267078
If you really enjoy playing human fighters (I play them sometimes myself) and your go to race and class that is fine, just don't act like playing them is a huge deal and you are going against the grain for playing them.
Human Fighter No.96267202 [Report] >>96270138 >>96271247
>>96267128
'tis a meme thread, sir.
Anonymous No.96267294 [Report] >>96268126 >>96269188
>>96267043 (OP)
>human
>fighter
>he forgot to specify "straight" and "white"

OH YOU FUCKED UP NOW OP!
Get ready to get your ass blown out by my bisexual black fighter character: BIGGUS NIGGUS
Anonymous No.96267314 [Report] >>96267605 >>96272964
>>96267124
The farmer is more respected than the blacksmith for he grows the food while the blacksmith is the servant of nobles.
Anonymous No.96267605 [Report]
>>96267314
>the blacksmith is the servant of nobles.
Who do think shoes the farmer's horses?
Who do you think made the farm's axe, sickle, knife, and plow? Bits, nails, hinges, ect. ect.
Everyone has need of a blacksmith.
Anonymous No.96267627 [Report]
Unironically what I always pick for DND.
Anonymous No.96267916 [Report]
Anonymous No.96267947 [Report] >>96268593
Anonymous No.96267962 [Report]
>>96267058
WHITE SUPREMACIST
Anonymous No.96268126 [Report] >>96270120 >>96272872 >>96273153
>>96267043 (OP)
>>96267294
>>human
>>fighter
>>he forgot to specify "straight" and "white"
HA-HA!
Anonymous No.96268192 [Report]
>weapons: hand and a half sword, dagger, a bow
> armor: padded cloth, leather, chain mail
>rations: hardtack, dried venison, cheese, nuts, clean water, a little booze when available
>companions: cantankerous dwarf, haughty elf, a faithful hound
yup, it's time to quest
Anonymous No.96268245 [Report]
>>96267078
>y is that you get to define who they are through actions and personality
Except you're not doing that. Your only personality is being a human fighter.
Anonymous No.96268340 [Report] >>96270549 >>96270565
forced meme about being outraged over something that never happened by people that never existed
Human male fighter is the most common class/race combo. Theres nothing countercultural or edgy about it, you're doing the exact same thing as everybody else
Anonymous No.96268593 [Report]
>>96267947
>puckee art
Anonymous No.96268607 [Report] >>96268747
>>96267070
Hi 2etard. How's the esl lessons?
Anonymous No.96268747 [Report]
>>96268607
Hi retard who can't read.
Anonymous No.96269011 [Report] >>96269098 >>96272027
>>96267043 (OP)
>Human male fighter
>Rest of the party consists of his anthro female harem
Anonymous No.96269098 [Report] >>96272243
>>96269011
>anthro female harem
Get this normieslop out of here I want real monsters for a harem
Anonymous No.96269125 [Report]
>>96267083
You and the person who drew this at WOTC should die and painful death.
Anonymous No.96269127 [Report] >>96269135 >>96269149
>>96267083
My favourite thing about this release is Eomer is clearly white. Makes me think this was drawn before someone at WotC gave the command to blackify the rest of the release.
Anonymous No.96269135 [Report]
>>96269127
better res art
Anonymous No.96269149 [Report] >>96269204 >>96269557
One of my favorite characters I ever played was a human fighter whose backstory was being a fisherman, whose career shifted into fighting sea monsters.

>>96269127
I don't think they just cared about how genetics work, MtG Galadriel is also black but Arwen is white.
Anonymous No.96269175 [Report]
>>96267043 (OP)
Anonymous No.96269188 [Report]
>>96267294
> encounter is more entertaining than my whole last campaign
Anonymous No.96269204 [Report]
>>96269149
It was a clear case of DEI and hating on white people.
Anonymous No.96269205 [Report] >>96274385 >>96285518
>>96267043 (OP)
>straight
>white
>human
>male
>paladin
>no-nonsense
>noble background
Anonymous No.96269455 [Report]
>>96267043 (OP)
A band of Human fighters when they see a party of freakshit snowflakes.
Anonymous No.96269557 [Report]
>>96269149
>I don't think they just cared about how genetics work
That much is obvious, but Arwen was made white because bmwf pairings seem to be mandatory in all new media products
Anonymous No.96269826 [Report]
>>96267043 (OP)
Fuck the Magic. Only armour with the best AC and weapon with the best damage. And remember for a shield ofc.
Magic = cheating.
Anonymous No.96270068 [Report]
>>96267043 (OP)
Personally I play an elf but I prefer the human/elf/dwarf setup because it feels the coziest to me.
Anonymous No.96270120 [Report] >>96272848
>>96268126
Isn't this the most based character in the show though? Might be misremebering but I think you did a good post by mistake.
Anonymous No.96270138 [Report] >>96270324
>>96267043 (OP)
>>96267202
there's nothing new under the sun, so I'll pick half-drow, with daddy issues and low self-esteem
Anonymous No.96270237 [Report]
If I wanted to play a Gollum or some other crackhead-type character, should I go for Human Fighter? Obviously only talking about Dungeons & Dragons, as Gygax intended.
Anonymous No.96270266 [Report]
>>96267043 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHT81ooZRCw

Total Elf Death
Anonymous No.96270298 [Report]
>>96267043 (OP)
Plenty of settings have humans be at odds with elves and orcs, and elves, orcs and dwarves can all range from uneasy alliance to full hostility, but I can't recall many settings where humans and dwarves are really at odds, at most they seem to avoid each other with mild dislike
Anonymous No.96270324 [Report] >>96270464
>>96270138
Femboy or tomboy?
Anonymous No.96270342 [Report] >>96285659
>>96267043 (OP)
>have a hard time getting into dnd because of rules lawyering players
>friend sets up a pathfinder game with few limits on item tables and big loot tables
>roll up a human fighter
>commoner background, start with trash items but roll some bretty gud stats
>start accquiring cash and items from quests
>become party tank
>more tanky than the barbarian
>more lucky than the rogue, who dies
>party funnels strength boosting items to me
>end up with spiked shield, vorpal falchion, and a mask that makes me immune to poison and functionally undead
>I am the ghost that takes heads.
>Tie heads to my horse's saddle like an ancient Celtic warlord
>approach BBEG at campaign's first arc climax
>party spellslings and swordswings our way through his army after making our way into his camp through subterfuge
>behead his general in front of him
>I roll to intimidate him into surrender
>nat fucking twenty
>MFW the big bad pisses himself in surrender

Man, that guy was a fun DM.
Anonymous No.96270464 [Report] >>96271545 >>96303774
>>96270324
I am concerned that I am forced to pick between those two femboy cleric of Eilistraee
Anonymous No.96270549 [Report] >>96270565
>>96268340
Truth nuke. Anyone that actually thinks any other player gives a fuck when you play a human fighter is a delusional faggot.
Anonymous No.96270565 [Report]
>>96270549
'tis a meme thread, sir.

>>96268340
the above, but also, there is an actual point here, it is not just a forced meme. The point is that how you play a character is more important than who your character is.

Yes, who they are still matters, but the more you play, the less it will.
Anonymous No.96270619 [Report] >>96270635
Wizards are better.
Human Fighter No.96270635 [Report]
>>96270619
The wizard bar is two blocks down.
Anonymous No.96270745 [Report]
>>96267058
>Why does /tg/ hate X
nogame faggot detected
Anonymous No.96271241 [Report]
>>96267058
>royal bastard spellsword
>massive whiny fag
Pic ubrelated, I take it?
Anonymous No.96271247 [Report] >>96271912
>>96267202
Who hurt you?
Anonymous No.96271306 [Report] >>96271416
>>96267058
isn't that technically a half-elf?
Anonymous No.96271416 [Report]
>>96271306
He's basically gay Canadian Aragon, so yeah
Anonymous No.96271545 [Report] >>96271660
>>96270464
Patrician taste!
Anonymous No.96271617 [Report] >>96301339
>>96267058
hurf durf feggtz git off mai vidyer
Anonymous No.96271660 [Report] >>96271967
>>96271545
>t. cuck
Anonymous No.96271695 [Report] >>96277118 >>96277131
>>96267043 (OP)
Are polearms allowed or are you a sword and board basic bitch?
Anonymous No.96271906 [Report] >>96301349
>>96267043 (OP)
The human male fighter meme honestly seems like more of a nogames thing. Most people start out with human male fighters that tend to more or less be various degrees of self-inserts. We switch away from them because Fighters are not particularly mechanically interesting, and your options are very limited in combat.

Also, the kind of person who would treat a Dwarf as a personality type instead of as their own character is also the same type of person that’ll just self-insert into every single human character they make instead of thinking of a unique personality for them.
Human Fighter No.96271912 [Report]
>>96271247

Human Wizard
Anonymous No.96271967 [Report]
>>96271660
I don't follow your logic
aren't we in the manliest thread of /tg/?
Anonymous No.96272027 [Report]
>>96269011
Based & fact checked true
Anonymous No.96272243 [Report] >>96272848
>>96269098
Anonymous No.96272323 [Report] >>96272524
only short-sighted narcissists trying to climb the table's social ladder care about being mad at people playing human fighters.
Anonymous No.96272524 [Report]
>>96272323
>only short narcissists trying to climb the table's social ladder care about being mad at people playing human fighters.

FTFY
Anonymous No.96272601 [Report] >>96272681
>>96267043 (OP)
>play male human fighter
>eventually get bored of every combat round being rolling to attack and ending turn and multiclass into wizard
>game becomes far more fun now that my options have dramatically increased
Being a human was fine though since the extra feat and skill made it way easier to customize early on
Anonymous No.96272670 [Report]
>human
>samurai fighter
>dual katanas
>tragic backstory
>brooding personality
Yup, it's gaming time
Human Fighter No.96272681 [Report]
>>96272601

3.pf solved this with the martial master archetype, which is likely as good as fighter ever got.
5e instead delivered eldritch knight and battle master

the options are there, but props to you for going straight up muscle wizard
Anonymous No.96272848 [Report] >>96272872
>>96270120
>Might be misremebering but I think you did a good post by mistake.
No that was on purpose, Cattleya is "Human Fighter" of Queen's Blade.
Shows the TTRPG origins of Queen's Blade that she is the worlds strongest Human Woman, a Giant Slayer, something of a Guts expy, and is still just a mid to low tier character power wise.

>>96272243
LIVING THE DREAM!
Anonymous No.96272859 [Report] >>96272896 >>96272941 >>96272970 >>96272974
>>96267043 (OP)
>run a game set in a late roman empire equivalent run by humans
>none of my players play humans instead going for a hunnic orc barbarian, Gallic elf ranger and pict goliath druid
Anonymous No.96272872 [Report]
>>96268126
>>96272848
Kill yourself ND
Anonymous No.96272896 [Report] >>96272961
>>96272859
first person to sack rome wins
Anonymous No.96272941 [Report] >>96272961
>>96272859

That just means you get to make all the human fighters the enemies. I see a total win.
Anonymous No.96272961 [Report]
>>96272896
hah that would be a fun endgame although the orc will probably not have a fun time both for historical reasons and for the fact that the nigger can't land a hit even with the barbarian advantage
>>96272941
Currently the bad guys are human necromancers but they have enough connection to nobility that they could totally pull out plenty of fighter soldiers and officers to their cause tacitly.
Anonymous No.96272964 [Report]
>>96267314
The farmer works his lord's field every morning.
Anonymous No.96272970 [Report] >>96273002 >>96273011
>>96272859
gallic elf ranger sounds based
considering the role wood elves play, I can easily see them as Celts or Irish
what are the Egyptians in this case? And the Greeks?
Anonymous No.96272974 [Report] >>96273002
>>96272859
The late roman empire was when foreign foederati made up the backbome of the Roman military, historylet. They are unironically playing closer to real history than you.
Anonymous No.96273002 [Report] >>96273036
>>96272970
The greek are also humans and I'm thinking with egypt doing some kind of homebrew half race of egyptian god based creatures that have become half humans to represent how they got taken over by the macedonians then romans. My knowledge of egypt is admittedly far weaker than that of rome though so I'm still considering options
>>96272974
I know, that's actually the reason that they're in the area in the first place
Anonymous No.96273011 [Report] >>96273036
>>96272970
>Egyptians
Cat people ofc
>Greeks
Consult the map
Anonymous No.96273036 [Report] >>96273248
>>96273011
>>96273002
>Egyptian cat people
Yeah, I dig it
Anonymous No.96273141 [Report]
>>96267058
This is my current character except his background is he's a famous athlete
Anonymous No.96273153 [Report] >>96273259
>>96268126
Made for BBC
Anonymous No.96273190 [Report] >>96273199 >>96285763
Don't mind me, just contributing by posting our lord and savior.
Anonymous No.96273199 [Report] >>96273228
>>96273190
...a half-elf high prince spellsword?
Anonymous No.96273228 [Report]
>>96273199
sshhh...
Anonymous No.96273248 [Report] >>96273283
>>96273036
Cats are the classic but I was thinking more cow if I had to pick just one since Isis was extremely prominent during the times of the Ptolemies to the point of folding many other female gods roles onto her and her cults spread all over the empire after the romans took over
Anonymous No.96273249 [Report] >>96279432
>>96267058
Alistair is not a farmer or bisexual
Anonymous No.96273259 [Report] >>96274395
>>96273153
Owen doesn't look black, though his Dragon Slayer is LONG...
Anonymous No.96273268 [Report]
>>96267083
more like AYOwyn
Anonymous No.96273283 [Report] >>96273291
>>96273248
Good old Hathor!
Anonymous No.96273291 [Report] >>96273308 >>96273317 >>96273321
>>96273283
What kind of milk does a yellow cow produce?
Anonymous No.96273308 [Report] >>96273319
>>96273291
banana flavored
Anonymous No.96273317 [Report]
>>96273291
mango or banana flavoured
Anonymous No.96273319 [Report]
>>96273308
secret ancient egypt/new world connection confirmed?!?
Anonymous No.96273321 [Report]
>>96273291
I don't know...
Anonymous No.96274232 [Report] >>96274286 >>96301364
Say since there's some egypt enthusiasts in the thread can I ask what the best sources are for reading up on it?
Anonymous No.96274270 [Report]
>>96267043 (OP)
>the other human pastime
Anonymous No.96274286 [Report]
>>96274232
Most I know is that Sekhmet is sometimes an aspect of Hathor, so you can have a bloodthirsty Lioness Goddess that turns into a motherly cow if you get her drunk enough.
Anonymous No.96274385 [Report]
>>96269205
>>noble background
Look at this poser.
Anonymous No.96274390 [Report] >>96274708 >>96280446 >>96301378
D&D rant. All Martials should be proficient with unarmed fighting as a matter of course. Particularly the Fighter who should be able to become a pugilist without jumping through numerous hoops
Anonymous No.96274395 [Report]
>>96273259
One of the only males in that series and actually hot. Kinda surprised tbhqwty.
Anonymous No.96274412 [Report] >>96274599 >>96276585 >>96278490 >>96278794
All these human fighters yet no elf spouses? Quite literally the ultimate goal of a human fighter!
Anonymous No.96274599 [Report]
>>96274412
Maybe for some.
Anonymous No.96274706 [Report]
>>96267043 (OP)
I already told you, Tom, my setting doesn't have humans in it. You can only play as a Daemonaar, a Ca'tikin, or a Poewa.
Anonymous No.96274708 [Report] >>96274722
>>96274390
>D&D rant. All Martials should be proficient with unarmed fighting
in 5e they are
Anonymous No.96274722 [Report]
>>96274708
What I mean is they should get Monks martial arts built in while Monk gets a new, better version of martial arts. Like, why the fuck has the idea of changing damage types with your hands never became a thing even though a feat like that existed in 3.5 PHBII
Anonymous No.96274726 [Report]
>>96267058
This but Barbarian.
Anonymous No.96274737 [Report]
Uh, mom said you had to let ME play?

I'll tell!!!
Anonymous No.96276585 [Report]
>>96274412
Lmao.
Anonymous No.96277118 [Report]
>>96271695
polearm master race
Anonymous No.96277131 [Report]
>>96271695
Why not both? Remember the Sword was often the backup weapon for a polearm user. Especially for those who were spear and shield.
Anonymous No.96278490 [Report]
>>96274412
I'm a vampire so I cant marry.
...what, no one said the human in mind must've been alive.
Anonymous No.96278755 [Report]
>>96267043 (OP)
Anonymous No.96278794 [Report] >>96288287 >>96291473 >>96311644
>>96274412
What is the style of handle on his sword called? I can’t find it on google. I’m searching “reverse grip” or “reverse handle” and coming up with nothing. I’m enthralled by that sword design.
Anonymous No.96279432 [Report] >>96279959
>>96273249
He was a stableboy so close enough. As for the bisexual part, give it time until Bioware "revels" it.
Anonymous No.96279959 [Report]
>>96279432
I thought BioWare was too busy making Mass Effect lame and gay to worry about Dragon Age?
Anonymous No.96280446 [Report] >>96280610 >>96283058
>>96274390
>3.5e rant
Power Attack should be automatically available for all martials with str 12+
Anonymous No.96280610 [Report] >>96283291 >>96284120
>>96280446
Sneak attack should also become a regular ability anyone could do but with the Rogue maintaining it's own ability to use it in ways no one else can.

I would do similarly with the other classes with fighter having the most options but nothing that could step on the toes of a class that hyper specializes.
Anonymous No.96283058 [Report] >>96283207 >>96283736
>>96280446
Enough people agreed for something to be done. In this case a comprehensive PDF that fixes a lot of annoying shit was put together.

4chan refuses to let me link the pdf directly, so here's a shitty shortened link (no ads)

short url. at / ArjAX
Anonymous No.96283065 [Report] >>96283073 >>96284104 >>96304500
Noble background checking in
Anonymous No.96283073 [Report]
>>96283065
Anonymous No.96283207 [Report]
>>96283058
Fucking McMansions.
Anonymous No.96283264 [Report]
>>96267058
Well Alistair is famously not bisexual and also not a fighter, he's an anti-mage paladin.
Anonymous No.96283291 [Report]
>>96280610
They already do. That's always been a thing. That's what surprise rounds and flat-footed are. That's literally what they are.
Anonymous No.96283714 [Report]
>>96267058
>bisexual
Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.96283736 [Report]
>>96283058
Excellent! I will force this down the throat of my table.
Anonymous No.96283748 [Report] >>96283808
>>96267058
Dont forget his wife
>Elf
>Female
>Noble background
>Wizard
>Humansexual
Anonymous No.96283808 [Report] >>96283861
>>96283748
or wood elf rogue
Anonymous No.96283861 [Report] >>96283932 >>96284258
>>96283808
The footwear is killing me, man. Why’s she got a random piggy sticking out
Anonymous No.96283932 [Report]
>>96283861
to suck on, naturally.
Anonymous No.96284024 [Report] >>96284098
>>96267043 (OP)
>White
>Male
>Warrior/Ranger (mostly for flavor, no nature spell faggotry)
>Hunter, butcher and meat merchant
>Either married to a non-important house wife or unmarried
>Can easily break man in half, will try to sell him barrel of salted pork, instead.
Anonymous No.96284098 [Report] >>96284228
>>96284024
His wife is just a normal housewife, the kids of the neighborhood lover her. Just don't ask what she was doing in the MT. Briggs area all those years ago.
Anonymous No.96284104 [Report] >>96289413
>>96283065
I thought they banned your faggot ass.
Anonymous No.96284120 [Report] >>96284186
>>96280610
Isn't this the same artist that draws big boobed girls eating ungodly amounts of food?
Anonymous No.96284144 [Report] >>96284656
>>96267058
I do this but I go the Red Sonja route
Anonymous No.96284186 [Report] >>96296317
>>96284120
saucenao exists.
Anonymous No.96284228 [Report]
>>96284098
>Just don't ask what she was doing in the MT. Briggs area all those years ago.
Mt. Briggs you say...
Anonymous No.96284258 [Report]
>>96283861
It's so she can send someone to the market.
Anonymous No.96284656 [Report]
>>96284144
Wear skimpy outfits and swear an oath of chasity?
Anonymous No.96284663 [Report]
>>96267043 (OP)
Human male fighters are the favorite prey of monsters.
Anonymous No.96285518 [Report]
>>96269205
>Northern paladin
>Straight
Asexual.
>No-nonsence
Autistic.
Anonymous No.96285659 [Report] >>96288281
>>96270342
Were you this guy by chance?
Anonymous No.96285763 [Report]
>>96273190
This cinematic was the best shit ever.
Truly, a knight to remember.
Anonymous No.96288281 [Report]
>>96285659
I don't even know who that guy is.
Anonymous No.96288287 [Report]
>>96278794
$5 to whoever helps
Anonymous No.96289413 [Report]
>>96284104
At least 10% of all pucklfuck uploads are just copycats trolling.
Anonymous No.96291473 [Report]
>>96278794
Zatoichi style
Anonymous No.96294155 [Report] >>96307507 >>96309296 >>96309796
>>96267043 (OP)
This comic is Indistinguishable from white supremacy lmao
Anonymous No.96296317 [Report]
>>96284186
>he believes in saucenao
Anonymous No.96301144 [Report] >>96303723
>>96267078
You can do that with any race and any backstory.
Anonymous No.96301339 [Report]
>>96271617
this but unironically
Anonymous No.96301349 [Report]
>>96271906
Your options are limited in combat because you're playing a bad game.
Anonymous No.96301364 [Report]
>>96274232
I get all my info from my own archaeological expeditions
Anonymous No.96301378 [Report]
>>96274390
Try playing a better game.
Human Fighter No.96303723 [Report] >>96305443
>>96301144
Correct, my friend. However, it is a known stereotype that "bad players" (in reality, mostly literal noobs) will write their edgy backstory, typically tied to their race, and most-notoriously tieflings and aesimars, and then impose this upon the actual plot of the game over and over until they learn or get shoo'd.

Like with my other posts here, I don't want to lie to people unless i'm meming, so I will openly say that playing a boring human that has nothing to him is worse. It just so happens that "good players' (again, usually just meaning experienced) tend to make boring or generic characters more interesting through roleplay.
Anonymous No.96303774 [Report]
>>96270464
Mating press
Anonymous No.96304500 [Report] >>96305739
>>96283065
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/image/WU-86XQL-NqndN59EGCh2Q/
24 times with this hash and file name.
Anonymous No.96305443 [Report] >>96305825
>>96303723
No.
Anonymous No.96305739 [Report]
>>96304500
And there is NOTHING you can do about it.
Anonymous No.96305825 [Report]
>>96305443
Anonymous No.96307081 [Report]
>>96267058
Is Alistair THE realistic human male fighter?
Anonymous No.96307101 [Report]
Jesus fucking christ, I even play a HMF and I'm so sick of you niggers I'm going to go find a girdle of gender change. Insecure little boys.
Anonymous No.96307507 [Report] >>96309265 >>96310433 >>96312711
>>96294155
me and my animal companion
why is it so common for racist/nationalist cariacatures to end up making the supposed enemy look like fucking badasses and 10x as cool and intimidating as they are in reality? this is the nation of islam equivalent of china depicting america as a giant gundam made of fighter planes and nuclear bombs
Anonymous No.96309265 [Report]
>>96307507
Because it's cool for teenagers. It's nor cool for normal humans, who just want to live normal life. Have children and at some point grand children on their hands while looking at their entire family gathering to celebrate Christmas.
Anonymous No.96309296 [Report] >>96309762
>>96294155
Where is this from?
Anonymous No.96309762 [Report]
>>96309296
It's a master piece
Anonymous No.96309796 [Report]
>>96294155
>They're brutes, savages even
>They love owning aggressive animals
>They're constantly engaged in intraracial violence and their own worst enemies
>They have tons of kids that they don't take care of
>Any time their neighbourhoods push up against someone else's it turns into a war zone
Wew lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoweoL_Q6q0
Anonymous No.96310326 [Report]
>>96267058
Being bisexual is disgusting. Be a man, commit to being either gay or straight, none of this wishy washy shit
Human Fighter No.96310433 [Report] >>96310438
>>96307507
Anonymous No.96310438 [Report] >>96312711
>>96310433
I can't believe that no one's done a 'She looks like she fucks human men' edit with the wolf as an anthro.
It's such an obvious one.
Anonymous No.96311644 [Report] >>96311687
>>96278794
That's basically a piandao, roughly "slicing saber," iirc, favored in the Ming and Qing dynasties, very rare, otherwise, as it's more of a slicey boy than a choppy boy, andthe whole point of the Chinese saber was to be easier to teach conscripts than a proper sword of the jian type. The hilt type in more general terminology is what I've always seen called a recurve hilt, on account of it curves opposite the blade, and it mainly serves to extend the reach of a curved blade, aid retention if the blade sticks, and also helps make the point more available on a heavily curved blade.
Sauce: autistic raised in a country that tore up its rail lines to make robber barons richer.
Anonymous No.96311687 [Report]
>>96311644
Finally. I thank you, Autist anon. I’m going to go rabbit hole now
Anonymous No.96311735 [Report]
>>96267078
> "I'm going to define my identity through muh actions"
> identity still ends up as Male Human Fighter
Anonymous No.96312231 [Report]
Are polearm using female dex fighters allowed?
Anonymous No.96312711 [Report]
>>96307507
Varying reasons. As far as this comic goes I think it's more of a matter of execution (making whites look like badass vampires and making the blacks look feckless on top of the schizo/borderline surreal nature of the entire work) but in the case of CHYNA it's because being the underdog and the non-aggressor (lel) is a pretty significant part of their national identity so that's how they portray themselves in propaganda.
>Poor China hasn't ever hurt anyone else unprovoked, not like those round-eyes with their opium and racism and colonialism and unequal treaties and support for reactionaries and backstabbing and disregard for China's laws and customs and rightful territorial claims >:(

It's an institutionalized victim complex. Selling weapons to Taiwan is bullying China. Criticizing China for underwriting Myanmar's transformation into the world's largest producer of meth is bullying China. Putting tariffs on Chinese goods is bullying China. Pointing out human rights abuses committed by the CCP is bullying China. Writing an unflattering biography of Mao is bullying China. Refusing to make your goods in China because they'll be counterfeited is bullying China. Telling China to stop funding genocidal paramilitary groups is bullying China. India telling China to stop putting artillery on their border is bullying China. Everyone in the world who doesn't unconditionally recognize China's claims in the South China Sea is bullying China.

Note the highlighted box in pic rel and place it in context.

>>96310438
I've seen that one but didn't save it.