>>41592030
HOTTTT
You dont have to keep saying you have a crush on me btw
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>>41518313
Fair points. Why did you post the moon tho?
Fair points. Why did you post the moon tho?
>>41495289
Peak transbian art
Peak transbian art
I have a retarded person in my dms, they think theyre my friend. And honestly, no matter how much i explain to them frankly how little i care about them, they cant give up on me due to a sunken cost fallacy.
What a retard.
Oh well, not my responsibility
What a retard.
Oh well, not my responsibility
Hello, im henry, and..... *eyes welling up* i .. have never drunk a drop of alcohol in my life"
Stunned silence fills the room.
Cathy breaks the icey elephant saying "henry this is a meeting for alcoholic anonymous, its a support group"
Henry still teary eyed looks up to cathy and says "i know, i know.. how awful alcohol is, iv seen peoples lives destroyed by it.. which is why i would just never drink that... it really seems illogical", henry says with empathy as a tear now trails down his cheek.
Bob, a construction guy and long time member of the group has had enough, standing up with a frown and giving henry the evil eye as he begins to jab his finger at him in the air "iv been an alcoholic for the last 6 years, for some asshole like you to come here and make a joke of us is just out of fokin order!!"
Henry responds to bob earnestly in a deep voice "i understand all too well bob, for so long now you have been a victim of alcohol.. . its truly tragic..*switching to a higher annoying voice* which is also why i would never drink alcohol! Its obviously way too addicting!! It just doesnt make sense. Not only that then there are the health issues... the social issues.. the list just goes on and on, not to mention the price!"
Bob now enraged yells at henry "SHUT UP!!"
Henry complies and looks at the floor twiddling his feet.
Barbara tries to change the mood and starts talking about a time she went hungover to her sister's wedding
Henry interrupts "-and oh god do they stink!!-"
The person next to henry punches him and the skit ends.
Thank u for anyone who took da time to read my skit. I am za next monthy python?
Stunned silence fills the room.
Cathy breaks the icey elephant saying "henry this is a meeting for alcoholic anonymous, its a support group"
Henry still teary eyed looks up to cathy and says "i know, i know.. how awful alcohol is, iv seen peoples lives destroyed by it.. which is why i would just never drink that... it really seems illogical", henry says with empathy as a tear now trails down his cheek.
Bob, a construction guy and long time member of the group has had enough, standing up with a frown and giving henry the evil eye as he begins to jab his finger at him in the air "iv been an alcoholic for the last 6 years, for some asshole like you to come here and make a joke of us is just out of fokin order!!"
Henry responds to bob earnestly in a deep voice "i understand all too well bob, for so long now you have been a victim of alcohol.. . its truly tragic..*switching to a higher annoying voice* which is also why i would never drink alcohol! Its obviously way too addicting!! It just doesnt make sense. Not only that then there are the health issues... the social issues.. the list just goes on and on, not to mention the price!"
Bob now enraged yells at henry "SHUT UP!!"
Henry complies and looks at the floor twiddling his feet.
Barbara tries to change the mood and starts talking about a time she went hungover to her sister's wedding
Henry interrupts "-and oh god do they stink!!-"
The person next to henry punches him and the skit ends.
Thank u for anyone who took da time to read my skit. I am za next monthy python?