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>Be medic main
>Be pushing on last on Upward
>Have uber ready
>Signal to pocket to push (because fuck sentries and you're lucky enough not to have an enemy sniper busting your balls)
>Go to push but your buddy eats a crocket before you can uber.
>Enemy soldier G+2s before killbinding
>FFS.png
>Run away downstairs thanks to Overdose
>The uber is saved!
>Not
>Run face first into two soft, rubbery and fairly large cheeks.
>Enemy fempyro turns around in surprise.
>Ape brain runs fear response as you've only a few seconds before she incinerates you.
>Reach for medigun so you can pop uber and run again.
>Slip and the medigun disconnects from your pack, flies between her legs and bounces off the wall into her cushiony ass.
>Trigger goes off.
>Split second delay before *BWOOMP!* and now she's a hapless and overtaxed stress ball of overheal.
>Pocket respawns and cusses you out over the mic.
>"YOU FAILED."
>Get victory critted by demoman while the fempyro's team roll her back to spawn.
>GG no RE