Shouldn't they like, send a $500 drone up to check for potential murderers for stuff like this? It's not like it would be a huge inconvenience or something.

Fellow INFPs, you need to embrace who you are and just be mellow and nice to everyone. You need protection. Work out and take care of yourself. You need to look good. It's important. You don't have much else going for you.

Date and then marry a genuinely nice girl with a good job. It's the only chance you have.

Why can't we all just peacefully get along?