okay I have to do one story.. so this you know big hotel at leicster square at picadelly.. so first off.. you go to england the staff don't know english... the first room.. there was a mouse..

so the gurl I was with
> AAA A MOUSE!
so I cornered with my shoe and was going to squash it .. it squeeked in terror
>NO DON'T KILL IT IT'S AFRAID

sigh... I said so what do you want to rent it a hotel room?

well that turned out to be the case, but we went down to the reception.. I had to gestures, some shitskins asian that couldn't speak english..

we got a new room.. a window had falled out.. at that point I gave up...

>another time..
in tottenham there were no hot water, no water pressure

look I can go on and on and on...

the story about fritzl is just acommon day in the middle east

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happy poop summer
hope not audhumla comes get you you fucking shify russian loving scum

note to self my nasams won't work on russian ballistic missiles when they try to send them to destroy my fishing shed, it only stops their kalibrs and other shit but not the balistic missiles... need to go in my fishing shed and make something new

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>imagine going to costa rica

and go through the norwegian tsa... SAR do you have a gun?
>no... I left it at home...
>sar we will not lety you onboard, go over there you can rent one, then we let you on the plane