>Jonas sprinting for green jersey points

Worth the 28pt velogoombler price tag.

my dad kisses my nose

>>17763929
>eyewitness testimony
Every serious ancient historian relies on it. Tacitus, Suetonius, Plutarch: none of them had dashcam footage. You accept Caesar crossed the Rubicon without video proof, but suddenly need a lab report for first-century healing rituals?

>magic flying zombie jew
If you’re going to reduce every religious claim to cartoon terms, you can literally do that to anything. “God created the universe” becomes “sky wizard conjured atoms with thought-beams.” It doesn’t refute it, it just shows you’re not trying to understand it.

>cures blindness with spit
It’s a sign. Whether you believe in miracles or not, mocking it without understanding its theological role (especially in Jewish messianic prophecy) is just hand-waving. Either engage with the idea of miracles seriously, or say you reject all supernatural claims a priori. But be clear.

Jay Dyer is Reddit with a beard. A midwit LARPing as a philosopher because he skimmed a few footnotes in Being and Time and got filtered halfway through City of God. Every time he opens his mouth it's like watching someone use a thesaurus to hide that they flunked Intro to Logic.

>Are you Orthodox?
Kek. You mean the schismatic cosplay church run by ethno-nationalists, ecumenists, and limp-wristed bishops who can’t even agree on a calendar? "Orthodoxy" is cope for protestants who want incense and icon corners but can’t handle the discipline of Rome. The entire Eastern theology is a pseudospiritual circlejerk built on vague mysticism and autistic essence/energies babble. Palamism is like gnostic fanfiction with more beard oil.

Dyer’s grift is simple: dunk on liberalism and pop culture for low-IQ boomers and disillusioned zoomers, then redirect them to a non-universal, disunified, post-schism clown show. It’s not apologetics. It’s clickbait wrapped in pseudo-intellectual trad drag. A theological gateway drug into apostasy. Congrats, you left Protestantism and landed in a schizosect with no Pope, no Magisterium, and no unity. Just cope and clerical nationalism.