Thread 150394728

Been eerily quiet without schizobrit shitting up the thread (I rarely post). Wonder if he's been knifed up by bag-head Glaswegians.

>>150395076
He's hiking

>>150394525
I don't know she could probably squeeze a few more product placements there and there

>>150395360
if you got a flat tummy why not show it off
the weirder thing is it looks like she's wearing undies under her bibs?

>>150395333
he recommended me some nice hikes for my recent trip to the UK actually. I got to see the remnants of a WWII B52 crash on his recommendation.

>>150395333
He is, but he's up in Scootland.
>>150395634
I think that was me, the plane crash in the peak district?

Tonight's view from the hotel (my grotty tent)

>>150395672
yes, I did a alternative route on the Pennine Way and passed it near the end
Started in Galashiels -> part of St. Cuthbert's Way to where it connects to Dere Street then to the end where it connects to the Pennine Way -> Pennine Way to end in Edale
Lovely hiking, I appreciated your tips from before

Spoke with a cute leftypol German girl first day, biggest lip biting exercise in years. You can not repeatedly mention jews in a positive light around schizzy b, it's just not right.

>>150395727
is this loch lomond? I assume you are on the west highland way

Tent wank most definitely on the cards tonight lads

>>150395748
Do West Highland Way or ur gay

>>150395814
It's very crowded from what I understand and I'm out of vacation days from work. Maybe next year, but I'll try and do it out of season, April or September

Apparently a town I passed nearby (Jedburgh) has an african cult hanging in the forest, I regret not detouring to try and find them, maybe you can try in my stead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECLzcwonUEk

>>150395784
Yeah, it's actually really challenging this stretch. Past the rwanda hotel or whatever it's called, it's extremely technical single trail. Up and down constantly, kills rythem dead, fucks the knees in different ways. I'm nursing various injures now. Succumb to extreme dehydration today too, I felt drunk but I drank water all day long. My pack is obscene, it's okay when I'm in the zone but when I'm flagging it weighs 2x as much.

You absolutely should do it if you have any experience before, it'll be a challenge but it's magnificent. A few points where you're cut off from society for 15 miles or more. It's great, I'd probably think it's best in spring or very late summer like now. Because humidity will consume you in the summer.

>>150395928
It's good now imo, not many out considering it's still August and it's Bank Holiday weekend. Very few on the trails the past 2 days. But the first day it was packed. It's a good bucket list hike imo, maybe if you had spare days after the cairngorms are waiting for you.

Im yet to get to the real mountains though so we'll see. Maybe it's full of people.

>"We were just moving up with Jonas, who had just had to pee, when a rider in front of us fell. We didn't even brake, and yet we still slid."

>"Unfortunately, I fell right on my shoulder, which dislocated. I wanted to keep going, but I didn't know how to fix it. I asked for help, and they put it back in place so I could get going again."

>"Then something funny happened," he recounted with some self-deprecation. "I went to get some gel from my back pocket, and I dislocated my shoulder again."

>"I had to get into an ambulance to have my shoulder re-dislocated. I entrusted my bike to a man who didn't speak English very well."

>"When I got out of the ambulance, the man I'd given my bike to had disappeared. There was no bike left. I had to wait 5 to 10 minutes for the support vehicle to give me a new bike."

>>150395942
what is your base weight? I'm running ~6kg and find any heavier than that makes life suffering - especially if you have to food carry for more than two days at a time. My knees also came out very worse for wear on the downhills after ~6 days hiking, I'm not used to the up and down for obvious reasons and it turns out cycling fitness doesn't translate that well to mountain walking. Carried on in any case with the help of ibuprofen.

I still managed ~30km per day average over 12 days which I'm quite happy with, but I got home on Friday and slept the entire weekend away. Am absolutely cooked.

>>150395748
I am glad you enjoyed it, if you're ever back in the UK for more hiking I have plenty of suggestions, and would strongly recommend staying overnight in a mountain bothy at least once either in Scotland or Wales

>>150396037
>30km per day average over 12 days
jesus that's fuckin whopper. no wonder your knees are gone. if I did one 30k hike I'd never shut up boasting about it

>>150396018
just gave his bike to some random guy??

>>150396100
stayed in spithope bothy and gregs hut in the pennines was absolutely lovely. I sent £20 to the mountain bothy association after I got home as they were so pleasant

>>150396156
I came to meet friends who are doing the End to End, they were in the best hiking shape of their lives and I was doing everything in my power to keep up

>>150396037
That’s quite good I don’t know how much you need to climb for the highland trail but 25km days in mountains absolutely wreck me you have those crazy geezers who do two etappes a day and finish before two in the afternoon.

>>150396037
As in weight minus food and water? How the fuck do you get 6kg? Minus 2.5kg water, 1.5kg food it was about 18kg. That's when I left, pretty outrageous and I regret it dearly. Brought cool stuff like midge defense systems and various pots and pans.

Starting to get dreadlocks from not washing my hair in 3 days

WHW elevation map, it's absolutely brutal and I haven't hit the big mountains. That is going to be soul destroying.

>>150396254
I went through and calculated, and it averaged 29.9km distance / 782 meters climbing per day. I don't know if that's a lot of elevation or not.

>>150396338
Yeah, minus food and water. Didn't have to carry a huge amount of water since there is so much water sources in the UK. Would just filter 500ml or so at a time and carry with. (NB: This usually works, but in this specific hike was a mistake though, since there was a heatwave on in the first week I was there, was very thirsty many days. Even the boggy sections were bone dry)
My lighterpack for gear: https://lighterpack.com/r/4u3np4
excluding worn weight (and food and water) is 5.6kg

>>150396436
this happened to me, it took a lot of brushing and hair conditioner to finally loosen it up again when I got home. just embrace it, though if it's long enough, you should braid it (tightly) at the start of the hike and that keeps it relative tangle free during the walking

>MADRID IS ALMOST HERE
>VUELTA IS PRETTY SET
>JUST A FEW GOOD DAYS NOTHING SPECIAL
>NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN
>WE'LL DEFEND WHATEVER THEY DO
>TOMORROW'S A NEW DAY IN RED
>WE ALWAYS KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN
>MADRID IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER PAL
>ALL DAYS HAVE BEEN PRETTY GOOD, YOU KNOW?
>PLENTY OF TIME IN THE GC
>BETTER OFF IN RED THAN DEAD AM I RIGHT HAHA
>TEAM HAS PLANS TO DEFEND IN THE NEXT STAGES
>WE'RE IN THE END GAME NOW
>I HONESTLY CAN'T WAIT FOR MADRID
>WELL, I'LL SEE YOU IN MADRID

>>150396913
i wouldn't say it's a lot, but it depends on how the route looks, you can have 4km with 10% and then 25km of barely any climb or 30km with 1%, the first one is harder overall

Wellens officially is one of the the 300 best runners of all time

>>150394369
damn i didnt know

>>150397202
>4x Renewi Tour

my goat

Bernal will top 5 this Vuelta. You heard it here first.

>>150397652
would you say he's got a plan?

>>150397276
Explain this then

>>150397202
Vingegaard's stage win (+8 points) and GC leadership (+3 points) propelled him from 73rd to 69th. Vuelta final GC victory is worth 70 points.
Vingegaard thus will overtake quite a few runners, if he does not crash.

>>150397900
roaming outside of eu is ridiculously expensive, he was on the hotel wifi or something

>>150397851
yes, Ineos will win the TTT.

>>150397988
>skide godt egan
kek

gotta say TTTs are pretty fun. they just gotta be in irrelevant races like vuelta

>>150398037
Love my Zwift TTTs. Crazy that I always end up being a grimpeur at like 78kg.

Surely Lidl will win the TTT.
They always seem to do well with that gimmick.

>>150398286
Some even say they have it in the bag

>>150398286
hard to beat these two big dawgs
ineos look strong too

also why is the google yellow man changed to whatever the fuck this is?

business idea: Short stage race with two TTTs and one mountain ITT

>>150397900
Using wifi. Roaming inside the EU is basically free. For example in Nordics I have the same unlimited data I have at home. So there's no point even using wifi. Outside the EU it gets more expensive. When I was in the US earlier this year it was 20 yurodollars for 1.5 gigs of data for two weeks.

>>150399181
Yeah fuck roaming in the US. Whenever I travel there I use my work phone as a hotspot like some cheap third worlder out of principle

Mads destroying frauds on uphill sprints tomorrow(today)
it will be amazing

someone give me a reason on why I should acquire an expensive aero pinarello canyon colnago whatever bike instead of the rather janky and old albeit still trustworthy road bike I have right now
is there such a thing as an aeropill, sorry I just tune out whenever I see you guys discussing bikes and specs in here

also would I look like a right cunt if I pulled out something like the colnago time trial bike considering I can generate wattage similar to eddy merckx of today

>>150397904
Tends to happen when you win a Grand Tour

The Vuelta is in full swing with a day of GC action, and that means another SPECTACULAR edition of /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !! Tonight's edition is an EMERGENCY BROADCAST after my first choice (Produttori del Barbaresco 2018) turned out to be CORKED.

Today's stage meandered through one of the GREAT wine regions of the world - Piemonte, Italia. There are a number of wonderful, beautiful appellations here, including one we've already visited (Barolo). Today's wine comes from the other great Nebbiolo appellation -- Barbaresco. It is grown adjacent to today's start in Alba, just east.

Paitin Barbaresco Serraboella 2021 ($50)

Nebbiolo is one of my favorite grapes, with a perfumed nose and light body anchored by face-melting tannins and profound depth of flavor. Barbaresco tends to be a bit less tannic than Barolo (although a lot of modern Barolo is reasonably accessible in its youth, and there's a few that I drink at like 2-3 years of bottle age that drink great).

Tasted at 4 hours of decanting. Pours a super-pretty pale ruby. Nose is dominated by floral notes, just a whiff of tar and fruit (cranberry), cedar spice, but not deeply perfumed. Palate has steel, but just feels super tight. Tannins drying on the finish and the acidity feels a bit restrained.

Bottle just feels super tight despite a long decant, not much opening of the fruit. Maybe even lightly corked? I didn't want to believe it after a bad bottle earlier today, but my impression seems very discordant from other tasting notes. I do have a very sensitive nose for TCA so the more I sit with this, the more I believe that this is just a bit corked.

So I can think of maybe 5 wines in the last year I have drank that have been corked and 2 were Italian and 2 were Spanish. I drink probably 80% French, 10% German, 5% American, and 5% otherwise, so I just need to ask what the fuck the Meds are doing with their corks and cleaning.

Omloop

>>150400796
Geert

burger hours are not what they used to be

>>150396338
>As in weight minus food and water? How the fuck do you get 6kg?
ultra light sleeping mat
ultra light quilt
ultra light tent
ultra light backpack
ultra light pan (singular)
etc..
I am down to 7kg with me zenbivy sleeping setup, a MSR freelite 2 and zpacks arc haul 40l. expensive af but worth it if you consider doing it more regularly

damn, didnt know there was this much crime in Spain

>>150400672
(You) for effort. The posters in here are swine.

>>150403444
Why don't they just Lease-a-bike

>>150403284
the biggest problem is always food imo unless you go cabin hopping which is way too expensive

>>150400118
>>150400081
It's faster (marginally) and it increases your chances with bike thots. Never buy a TT bike unless you want to race these things are horrible to ride on

>>150400081
riding is fun. it is more fun with a nicer bike. doesn't have to be aero. I'd get a Teammachine (which I have) or a Supersix (I also have) or a Tarmac (do not own).

>>150400081
I got a fancy canyon gravel bike, but I miss my old dinky specialized I bought used. Didn’t have to worry about roughing that frame up, also I HATE disc brakes.

>>150396018
did they find the bike?

Are European countries just okay with public urination? Do race organisers buy some kind of public urination pass from the government. I once knew a German girl who was totally okay with shitting in the bushes

>>150400081
i think for many people the aero frame is a bit of a meme, because it requires you to hit certain speeds and it requires you to be in an aggressive position and who cares about average speed anyway, once you get a powermeter you stop looking at speed.
for me the main reason to get an upgrade was to get hydraulic discbrakes, they make a huge difference especially when descending mountains in rain. they might also permit you wider tires if you like.

i think my carbon fibre hydraulic discbrake ultegra mech bike i'd happily ride for the rest of my life. if i ever buy a new bike or i lose or break this one, i'd probably get a wireless shifting setup. it is a bit of a luxury but it does provide for better shifting and you no longer have to replace shifting cables or adjust tension, so that is kind of a nice maintenance luxury

>>150403444
I bet the UCI is behind this, trying to teach them a lesson and hired the local crime syndicate. with the UCI trackers the bikes would have been found by now.

Visma steal a bike

>>150398428
>also why is the google yellow man changed to whatever the fuck this is?
someone at your ip watched too much hentai

>Zingle DNS
one less bike to worry about

more rain today?

>>150403610
Man this makes me wonder, when the stages are like laps in a city or loops in the suburbs like Wollongong was, are they just pissing on people's front lawns? No one has answers to these questions.

>>150403714
when it's cold and raining, some of the riders just piss themselves

>>150403623
>they make a huge difference especially when descending mountains in rain
thats the biggest argument anyone ever brings up in favor of d*sc brakes, yet nobdy ever descends mountains in rain. be honest bert, you don't do silly things like that now do you

>>150403714
they piss in full final while riding in the streets of san remo to

>>150403690
they should allow subs for DNF in the first 3 stages

>>150403746
Happened me twice this year and I don't even ride much and I avoid the rain

Lance Bulgestrong

>>150403746
Nah the biggest argument for disc brakes is the heat when decending in summer. Last july my front tire explodet becasue I was breaking to much.

business idea : shoot thieves on sight

>>150403690
Tbf he did give it away.

>>150403768
that guy looks like Biff from back to the future

>>150403746
well i live in belgium where we don't have mountains, so i get about 3-4 weeks max to ride in the mountans where weather is notoriously unpredictable, so when i'm in the Alps I go ride every day unless I'm cooked no matter the weather

if i lived near the mountains i'd only ride on sunny days, but i don't so i have to maximize my time there.

(also sometimes it's like a cloudy 17C day and then you can leave in the sun and you go over the top of a mountain and suddenly you're in a different climate altogether)

>>150403837
>give bike away
>wtf he just takes it???

>>150403853
it's actually the main guy from The Offspring

>>150403866
>also sometimes it's like a cloudy 17C day and then you can leave in the sun and you go over the top of a mountain and suddenly you're in a different climate altogether
when I was riding in Nice I saw Michael Matthews coming down the Madone in full winter gear and thought lol what a pussy it's short sleeve weather. One hour later I was completely frozen and could hardly brake. True story.

>>150403837
>>150403870
>¡Gracias!

If jappe is in form there's no guarantee mads wins today.
Humiliation would ensue.

it's official now

>>150403837
he actually gave it to broom wagon

>Richard Plugge, Visma's team manager, tells TV 2 Sport that the team's mechanics are putting together some new bikes for the riders who are missing and other teams' mechanics are helping out.
>We are checking them out, and we have to prepare some new bikes for some of the riders, and that requires a lot of work. It was also good that Lidl-Trek and Movistar, who were in the same hotel as us, helped us a bit. It's good to see that the teams help each other.
>The mechanics are doing a good job this morning, and the bikes can come any time, says Plugge, adding that Jonas Vingegaard has not had a bike stolen.

look at this mad lad. I thought 30k per day was insane

>>150403690
That's rough for the TTT. They were arguably a top 3 favourite for that with 8 men. They should still do well enough, but a win might escape them.

I guess it's between Lidl and Ineos now (with your typical Jayco and EF pas normal TTT performances close by).

>>150404552
Joao, Ayuso, Vine, Oliveira, Bjerg will smash the TTT

>>150404552
just get more TT bikes from their store room somewhere in lelgium

>>150404567
could they get a loan of a mish mash of bikes from other teams? is that even allowed?

>>150404546
some of these mfs are insane. Most I’ve ever done at one time was 60km (walked from Greystones to Malahide) in 18 hours

>>150403284
Mind boggling how light that is. I'd imagine it's night and day. Lugging this around is severely restricting my ability to get miles in every day. I feel like infantryman who's been given all the ammo. My clothes are heavy, and I have pairs for almost daily changes. I guess there's weight there.

>>150404563
I've watched enough UAE TTTs to know that they almost always massively underperform. They clearly don't train much for it.

However, having tractors like Oliveira and Bjerg here makes me hopeful that they'll at least not shit themselves and lose 40+ seconds.

>>150404593
lol what a random route when you have had unbelievable mountain hikes right beside you
at least greystones to bray is a nice route

>>150404594
you are walking along loch lomond, you can literally rinse your clothes whenever you like. It’s still warm enough to bathe in the rivers and streams as well. Plus the UK is already such an ecological wasteland you can get away with using a little bit of biodegradable soap guilt free (e.g. castille)

>>150404621
I had already done the Wicklow Way and various cliff walks at this point. I did this the week before I moved from Dublin as a goodbye to that shithole

>>150404594
my first big multi-day trip was the same - went with a tasmanian tiger raid pack which was 4kg EMPTY kek. had looking glasses, books, extra pair of shoes, all unnecessary shit with me. learned from it and now with a severely reduced pack its a completely different experience

>>150404627
I have learnt. I have jeans, trainers, multiple pants and socks. A lot of it's damp now too so that's an extra kilo or so. Tent weighs 900g,sleeping bag is 700g. The bag I'd 2.3kg or so, it is 75l though so not too bad. I'll do this trip again in a few weeks I think. I'm going to lean from this, and I'm not even half way through. Today's essentially a rest and I'll clean things, I've eaten a huge lunch and I'll have a proper wash tonight. I just die after 4-5hr, lighter pack I think I'd do a good 7-8hr walking.

small step for Jonas, a giant leap for a Jonas Kind

>>150404757
Gen Z literally looks like babies

imagne having feestvreugde because you won a vuelta stage. feestvreugde is like, elation or revelry

another pair of twins (?) in cycling

>>150404785
Unlike Pogacar, Vingegaard is not yet tired of winning. Imcluding yesterday's stage, the Dane has won 7 GT stages. Pogacar 30.

>>150404785
his first win since February, 12x 2nd place in between

>>150403837
The noble Frenchman isn't accustomed to the wicked, low-trust Italian society

we live in Italy

>>150404757
dude looks 13

>>150404853
ominous clouds ahead

>>150404594
Yeah you only need one outfit but two shirts you’re probably severly overpacked.
We’ve all been there goodluck

>>150404853
i dont live in italy

what's the point of tomorrow's stage?

>>150404805
has he really won 30 GT stage?
fucking hell

>Do you want to get rid of the leader's jersey?
>Naah, not necessarily, and I don't think it's going to happen either, because I think Trek would like a sprint, says Vingegaard with a smile.
yea he is keeping it untill Madrid

Fucking Spaniards can't spell the name correctly on the Vuelta trophy lmao

>>150404897
the disrespect

>>150404880
two descents so there's always a possibility vingegaard crashes and breaks his collarbone

WAAR IS WOUT??

>>150404880
we see france

Campenaerts' and Jorgenson's vlogs are very charming

>>150402263
appreciated

>>150404897
In the old days Europeans would spell each others names wrong to fit local spelling rules

After Pog posted that van Poppel's relegation was an overreaction, I have seen a bunch of boomer normies shit on Pog on fc, yt, and places like that. Is the magic finally wearing off?

>>150405034
>mfw Matthew Vanderpool and Walter Vanert

Socks should be in the team colours, I'm getting bored of all the white socks.

>>150405016
they one where they all get their nose hairs removed is fucking funny

>>150403444
Why did they decide to start the Vuelta in the USA this year? Surely they could have predicted this behavior from our upstanding youths

>>150405117
>this shit again
please understand, it's late summer. you missed the time of the year between the Giro and la Vuelta where this river actually carries water.

>>150405123
>awaiting water

>>150405131
>awaiting Wouter

>corn fields
picked a couple of cobs to boil on me ride recently

>jenz voigt doesnt understand what a bike theef would do with a stole bike, because everybody knows that they are stolen
He is so retardet I would ride the bike myself. Also sell the components? He is so stupid if its not about his own old storys

>>150405168
he is retarded and german
he does not understand the mindset of a romanian gypo or albanien drug dealer

good news, everyone

Spain looks so nice wtf??

Walda = Might, Power, Authority or Force
Harjaz = Army or Commander

Waldaharjaz = Mighty Commander

Waldaharjaz - Proto Germanic
Waldahari - West Germanic
Waltheri - Old Dutch
Wouter - Middle Dutch
Wout - Modern Dutch

Arþiz = To Plough, Farmland, Acreage

Arþiz - Proto Germanic
Ardi - West Germanic
Art - Old Dutch
Aert - Middle Dutch
Aard - Modern Dutch


Ergo, Wout Van Aert = Mighty Commander from the Farmland

What say you to that?

>>150405209
do you have a webm of the crash by chance?

>>150405225
>What say you to that?

>>150405233
it wasn't on camera. they just showed some riders lying on a bend

>>150405225
>Mads Pedersen
>Mads = the gift of god
>Pedersen = the son of peter/peder
The Son of Peder, The Gift of God

>>150405285
What does vingegoh mean?

>>150405225
>>150405240
It should however be noted that it is not entirely known how the meaning of Arþiz (Plough;Acre;Farmland) became the modern word Aard (Nature; Character; Disposition).

It is theorized that Ardiz may not have come from Arþiz, but may have been related to a separate word and come from Proto-Indo-European "h2ér-ti-s" or "h2r̥-tey-s", which may have meant something like "Joining or Fitting Together"

>>150405291
Wings farm

>>150405300
>literal farmer

>>150405291
Jonas = Dove
Vingegaard = Winged Farm/ Winged Yard
Dove, Winged Farm

i submit to you that the "stolen" visma bikes were motorized and had to disappear in order to avoid getting caught

>>150405330
take your meds

>>150405334
he really is tony focaccia

listen i'm not saying that i condone the theft of bicycles, but if youre moving around spain, strutting your stuff like this on the public streets, with all those mediterranean southern types, you know you're kind of asking for it

obviously i'm not condoning it but you know, cover it up a bit and maybe this won't keep happening to you

>Tadej is a Slovene male name, and a variant of the name Thaddeus, which means "heart" or "courageous heart"
Heart, Focaccia maker

mhmmmm

>>150405334
2bh pogacha looks nothing like focaccia. maybe there's different kind though

>>150405334
Taddeo Focaccia kek

>Jonas doing an interview about his stolen bike to TV2
>Mads rides past him and yells he can just borrow a Trek

>>150405310
Yes well, up until the industrial revolution most people were farmers

Attaque de vandenbroucke!!

>>150405361
>We have pizza snails at home

>>150405354
>with all those mediterranean southern types

>There are about 450,000 (about 4% of the total Belgian population) people of Italian origin in Belgium.

>>150405334
Tim De Bakker we’ve been over this lore already

>Min løbscykel havde de egentlig stjålet, og så smed de den igen i grøften. Den gad de åbenbart ikke at have. Så jeg har heldigvis min løbscykel, siger Vingegaard.
confirmed the thiefs a slovenian pogichuds fanboys

what does lance armstrong mean?

>>150405383
it's unclear which is uglier - S5 or madone

>Ganna at the back

yikes. this guy can only perform in italy (7 giro wins, 4 tirreno-adriatico). put him in spain and his legs fall off

>>150405383
>it's true
KEK

It seems like a basketball individual stole a Lidl Trek bike, wtf?

>>150405400
It means fecaloid seethe

>>150405291
šawmān = "Dove"

šawmān - Proto-Semitic
יונה (~yoná) - Biblical Hebrew
Ἰωνᾶς (~Iōnâs) - Koine Greek
Iōnās - Latin
Jonas - Modern Danish, English, Dutch, German, Latvian etc. etc.

h2weh1 = "to blow, wind" later comes to mean "wing"

h2weh1 - Proto-Indo-European
Wēingijaz - Proto-Germanic
Vængr - Old Norse
Vinge - Modern Danish
Wing - Modern English

gʰerdʰ = "To enclose or encircle" later comes to mean farm or estate

gʰerdʰ - Proto-Indo-European
Gardaz - Proto-Germanic
Garðr - Old Norse
Garth - Old Danish
Gård - Modern Danish (spelled Gaard sometimes)
Yard - Modern English

Ergo, Jonas Vingegaard = Dove Wingyard

>>150405400
кoпьё cильнaя pyкa

might be time to formally revoke william junior lecerf's next evenpoel status

>>150405400
https://youtu.be/gdv9SYyRURA?si=lJyvxZ3awZFtPYsL&t=54

>>150405400
oceans full of fecal matter

I wonder if my based Belgian farmer fren would be interested in a cyc meetup at his fellow countrymens home? My college bestie Maarten from our KU leuven days in the early 2010s never left his hometown, but im throwing him a SURPRISE party to let him feel the love. you in?

Why is there no Neudeutch, Nieuwvlaams or Nysvensk the way that there is Nynorsk?

>>150405461
creep

Jonas' v Tadej's hometowns on wplace.

>>150405491
because Sweden, Germany or The Nederlands did not get raped for 434 years by another country

>>150405503
he's actually a good runner, just very unlucky

>>150405505
Looks like more effort has been put into pogacar's location than in vingegaard's location, if you compare the two

>>150405504
I'll do it. I'll really throw him a party.

>>150405512
everyone loves a good tragedy

>>150405505
>pisma out
>pogi sudan
lmao

>>150405509
Vlaams is Belgian and they spent a long time being passed around by the French, Spanish and Dutch

>>150405537
would be very kino if he will manage to win vuelta by the end of his career

>>150405505
Show Oude Kwaremont

>>150405544
passed around yes but not DOMINATED for 434 years by a single country
that means alot, kinda like mexico and sudacas countries

>vingegaard sprinting onto pedersens wheel for a 5th place

?? i guess he was shadowing ciccone in case pedersen-ciccone were going to do a 53km TTT

>>150405554
>Oude Kwaremont

7km left in Avenir, 19-rider breakaway

>>150405505
what is wplace

>>150405573
Jonas on a mission to win all jerseys

>>150405589
Hehe look at the little guy

>>150405595
A site where you can put pixels on the world map. People use it to draw pictures.

>>150405592
>3 minutes

Any GC guys in G1?

>>150405616
if you get a 3 minute advantage on peloton i think you kind of become one

>>150405620
Based /r/pelotonmemes enjoyer

nobody attacking, theyre going to sprint with 19 breakaway guys the absolute madboys

Rowe wins

GB's Elliot Rowe wins, looks for a while like Germany's Silas Koech was about to catch him but the finish line just came up too fast

jumbo visma's Elliot Rowe wins

Moral victory for Louis Leidert who looked considerably faster but timed his sprint wrong

>>150405673
Another win for the Vismoids

>>150405601
Based. Pogi would never

top 10

Tried out the signature Jonas outfit on my ride today. He has a point.

>>150405702
GC

KOM lachee!

>>150405733
strong lad

>>150405733
no way thats you
Fettsack

>>150405733
good to see that the landfill diverge is back on the road again.

Small chute du Lopez and Van der Lee!

>>150405425
>Proto-Indo-European
also known as basque

>>150405733
the gray beard hairs do it for me. holy fucking shit you are old

>>150405702
>>150405735
Remember that the only L'Avenir runners to have any sort of prolonged success as Pros are the 1st and 2nd year fellas. 3rd and 4th year boys don't make it

Rowe, Leidert, Sandstad, Turconi and Decomble might make it

Kess, Pridal, Dalby, Aznar, Feurstein are permafrauds

>>150405733
didn't know pensioners were allowed on this bored

>>150405733
The bars are too low you need more spacers

>>150405589
holy kek based

>>150405425
Do Remco next

is this (sean quinn) the french lad? or am i thinking of another one

>>150405832
i was thinkng of simon carr

>>150405832
Simon Carr?

>>150405832
>>150405839
shee-ahn kwuh-nay

>>150405821
There is no literature available on the Etymology of the names Remco or Evenepoel.

Poel is a standing body of water and a cognate of English Pool or Scandinavian Pøl, but the rest would be pure uninformed guesswork

i just love watching Anglo ciclismo commentary and constantly hearing the Shitcock copium they inhale

Man made hole
BELLISIMA

>>150405887
>Tom just ran out of power because the other few riders... had a bit more punch at the finish
Thanks Sean

>>150405919
But enough about your mom bertollo

>>150405917
I helped remove all the asbestos plates from my parents house that they are renovating, we got these suits with gloves and a mask. I looked up some more info about asbestos afterwards and in a lot of developing countries in the world people are still selling asbestos cement for building

last break survivor caught

Tibor's castillo

chapeau mr quinn

>>150405917
this is where your new kitchens will come from wagmi berts

>>150405939
brutal bert on bert violence

New fag here, why do racers swerve all over the place when they sprint to the finish?

>>150405983
Just a bit of banter

>>150405983
a bit hard to control your trajectory when you're putting in massive watts. mostly skills issue

>>150405505
Marin spotted

will the GC riders try and sprint for the win today
is it hard enough?

>>150406033
Too easy

>>150406033
probably not

>>150406033
No but they all want to be up front in that corner so we are going to see a lot of elbows

Lame Jappe far back

Spain is so majestic

>>150405970
He deserved it after this moment

>>150405994
I understand that part, but they'll all fly to one side for seemingly no reason. Why?

>>150406074
they're high on adrenaline (and tramadol)

Philipsen cracked by Lidl Trek! All for Pedersen now!

kwabbe Jappe

Jappe relaxing for tomorrow

>>150405334
For me it's rogljič

if Mads does not win now its public crucifixtion on the city square in Holbæk

don't forget that jonas vingegaard trained on his muscles and explosiveness

Vamos Canal!

>>150406130
they're working for Aular

Mads is the only dane i like

>>150406129
Losing time on purpose so he can join breakaways

Mads is my favorite wheelrunner

ngl it looks like Jonas will sprint because they are still hammering it

choo choo jumbo train

Are they riding for Zingle?

Ganna!

>>150406152
post the webm

lol

MADS WASHED AF
GAUDU DOPED AF

Gaudu wins! Gaudu takes the pink jersey!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHA
RODE AN ENTIRE DAY FOR THIS
KWAB
KWAB
KWAB

HOLY DENMARK

lmao Gaudu wins

GOOOOOODU
DANES BTFO

Danes on suicide watch

lmao
Mads is a KWAB

what the FUCK

unfraudu

no....way

>>150406095
time to start building

SHITTERSON

danes. lmao even

>ganna
>mads
girobabbies

>>150405034
Posters added context: to this day, Spaniards still refer to Christopher Columbus as 'Cristobal Colón', Michelangelo Buonarroti as 'Miguel Ángel', Thomas More as 'Tomás Moro', Albrecht Dürer as 'Alberto Durero', and many more.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>GODu
GODu
>GODu
GODu
>GODu
GODu
>GODu
GODu
>GODu
GODu
>GODu
GODu

GAUDU RED JERSEY

Fuck off Gaudu

Milan would have won this

What a move from gaudu to divebomb that final corner

honestly i can't be mad
GODU is /ourguy/ afterall

denmark in shambles

>>150406198
King Henry VIII is known as Henrik 8. in Danish

waar UAE eh?

haha

when is the next GODU live stream on Twitch

Can't think of anything more embarrassing than being a D*ne desu

Yep, that's what I had....

Gaudu
Mads
Fisherman

WTF?!?!?!?

One small corner for Gaudu, one giant leap for Petterson

>outsprinted Wout
>outsprinted Mads
apologize

should've let ciccone sprint instead

I-I apologize
GODu-sama, i failed you

>Schizoberts keep talking about denmark because we live rent free in their head
>literally not a single dane mad because we all love Gaudu
meds now schizos

Mads was priced at 1.3 with 5k to go. That's 76% implied lol

lidl trek worked all day for nothing

Cringegaard still in red because of stage 1. Lame

top 10

>>150406256
GC

wout van aert mentioned in the interview! moral victory for wout

>>150406243
cope brutale

Umm... so what happened to Pidcock? I thought this was his type of stage?

>>150406238
Apology accepted

>>150391175
i told you all he looked fucking skelly and ready
good to see GODU back to his best

>>150406266
meds
now

the new ripped muscular explosive vingegaard loses a sprint to gaudu

>>150406272
Him and PFP

>>150406263
i honestly hope for Gaudu that he has improved his TT or all this will be for nothing in terms of GC

>>150406296
>i honestly hope for Gaudu that he has improved his TT
very unlikely

Pogacar would already be at 2 stage wins

>>150406296
>27km of ITT in the whole race
doesn't matter

>The question is whether Mads P. is not at his best. I had him as a big favorite for this stage, but we already saw yesterday that he did quite poorly on a stage where he had announced ambitions. He was good in Denmark, but it was in a field of a completely different caliber. Kubis, who was one of the best in Denmark, has just been run over in the middle of the Renewi Tour, so that may not say much about his form. It may be a bit ominous.
Axelgod is doomposting kek

Jonas leads the General amd Points classifications.

>>150406321
vinegegreen

oh no jonasbros he's already lashing out and losing mental energy for being the leader

>>150406333
based Vuelta cameras have no shame

>>150406333
ive seen enough. JORGENSON wins la vuelta ciclista

All I see is UAE saving all their matches. Almeida is winning this

>>150405759
Basque is not Indo-European

Genuine question: why is Pissma burning their entire team on the first stages like this? They can't seriously expect to keep Jonas in the lead for the entirety of the race, why destroy their own team for nothing?

>>150406383
Gaudu really is a Vuelta merchant
i hope this is not just a case of week on freshness but that he can keep this going in week 2 and 3

>>150406398
because the GC is going to be over after friday

>>150406398
wouldn't exactly call this "destroying their team"

>>150406398
trek was pulling all day though?

>>150406445
Pretty Spanish town

>>150406445
the danes they have the power and the doping but they don't quite have the cunningness of your french climbers

Will my man Leo Bisiaux do something in this race?

Did not watch, rather watched porn and fapped.

>back now and Gaudu won

WTF is going on?

He looks like a skeleton from yesterdays picture.
He has gone full Skeletor mode and is winning.

>>150406333
HOLY KWABBERINOOO

>>150406499
It’s a danish festival allright

>>150406333
got a bit close to his liking

i dont think Jonas will be borrowing any Treks after today

>>150406256
>m.t.
I saw BIG gaps between the riders

>>150404757
wow, they're almost the same person

>>150404757
>67kg
get this fatso on the Gaudu diet asap

Only one Italian stage left... Seventeen days of OPEN UP YA tier stages afterwards.

What did Renata do?

>>150406626
>2.12.007 4.7 | Sheltering behind or taking advantage of the slipstream of a vehicle.

is mads washed? some say he will never win again.

Jonas is a points jersey leader

>>150406333
Just another nose hair inspection day.

WHAT
BASED

>>150406333
This should be a 30 second penalty

Gee issues a statement.
>>150406333
Angry after just three stage, mighty peculiar.

>>150407017
>my struggle

>>150407017
no Ineos then?

>>150407044
pls don't be naive memco said no bora 2 days before the official announcement

>>150407044
"yes mr uci commissaire i totally didnt talk to any other teams and unless you can prove i did please stop asking me"

>>150407044
not in a legal sense

>>150406722
>Beaten by Gaudu in a sprint

Mads must peform Seppuku to retain honor

>>150407236
Wout first

how many more races can they send over the same area

GODu in red soon

>>150407082
So, the millisecond his contract was voided he "began speaking" with Ineos I assume.

So he would be in accordance with UCI rules lol

>>150407253
agreed

>>150406477
goddamn men are so beautiful

>>150406238
wout's in this?

>>150407381
>>150407253

>>150407017
Israel should leak the dirt on him

>>150407394
Only country in the world that is legally allowed to spy on American citizens with impunity, I imagine Canadians are the same

>>150407421
All times when Vingegaard led the Points classification.

>>150407421
niggers hate pogi because he "stole" the polka jersey in tdf without any intent and then will clap after fish went to get points for the green jersey in vuelta

>>150407017
Is this Gee thing a humanist thing or just purely sports career related?

>>150407588
he's a coward for not saying
or he got a payout after signing an NDA

>I'm sorry, says Mads P.
>Mads Pedersen did not give an interview after he came in second on stage 3. Now, however, the Dane has put some words to Monday's race.
>The guys did really well – a fantastic job all day. We knew from the start that no one would help us. So it was a pretty tough day for the whole team, and I'm sorry that I couldn't deliver what we had worked for all day. It's hard to say, but second place is the first loser at the finish line, says Mads Pedersen in an audio file shared by the Trek team.
>We will keep fighting for the win. The Vuelta is young, so we will get it.

>>150407745
My goat hit an unironic longroadtoMadrid

GODu
I kept believing

>>150407745
>The Vuelta is young

>>150407612
>he's a coward for not saying
You're a turbo idiot if you badmouth a team when leaving it. It'll make every single negotiation hard for the rest of your career.

>>150407864
he says it's legitimate reasons. not saying makes me not believe him

>>150407886
That doesn't matter. All the guys that left sunweb/DSM had very legitimate reasons but we still only know mostly rumors because it a very bad idea to talk freely about it. That's for when you retire.

>>150407931
Gee is above the jobber threshold. He would have no problem getting a new job
look I'd be throwing grenades on the way out it that's all I'm saying

>>150407949
Sure but thats one of the reasons why you never had a real grown-up job.

>>150407959
cycling is not a grown up job. don't need a reference from your previous nerd coach. you can do what you want if you are good enough. like Pidcock

>>150407949
So was Hirschi, he never talked

>>150407985
What happened your post used to be good?

>>150407995
yawn

>>150407995
That was me, I moved to Miami

>>150408005
Thats bullshit but I believe you.

>>150407745
week three soon mads bros

Up the Reds

Speaking of a long way to madrid where the FUCK are the velo results

*ḱey- = "to be lying down, to settle"
*-mos = suffix denoting noun relating to action or result of verb
*ḱóymos = "Result of settling" aka "Settlement, house or village"

*ḱóymos - Proto-Indo-European
Haimaz - Proto-Germanic

*h3rḗǵ = "To straighten, to righten"
*-s = Root nominal suffix
*h3rḗǵs = "One who makes right" aka "ruler, or king"

*h3rḗǵs = Proto-Indo-European
*rīxs = Proto-Celtic
Rīks = Proto-Germanic

Haimaz + Rīks = "Home of the King"

Haimarīks - Proto-Germanic
Haimrik - Frankish
Henri - Anglo-Norman
Henry - Middle English
Enric - Modern Catalan

----------------------------------------------------

*moné- = "To stay, remain"
*-yeti = unknown suffix

*moné(h1)yeti - Proto-Indo-European
*monējō - Proto-Italic
*monēō - Proto-Latin
Maneo - Latin
Mansum - Accusative Supine of Maneo aka "the place where one stays or remains"
Mas - Old Catalan

Mas is the part of the farm where people sleep, "Farmstead" or "Cottage"

----------------------------------------------------

*neyk- = "To attack, to run at"

*neyk- - Proto-Indo-European
νῑ́κη (nī́kē) - Ancient Greek, means "Victory"

*leh2wos = "The People"

*leh2wos - Proto-Indo-European
*lāwós - Proto-Hellenic
λᾱός (lāós) - Ancient Greek

νῑ́κη + λᾱός = Victory of the People

Νικόλαος (Nikólaos) - Ancient Greek
Nīcolāus - Latin
Nicolau - Catalan

----------------------------------------------------

ERGO

Enric Mas Nicolau = Home of the King, In Place of Rest, Victory of the People

>>150407745
>second place is first loser
damn dog, it's gonna be okay

>>150408776
Now do Sepp Kuss

>>150409068
I have been told that my whole life by PE teachers and club coaches.

>>150409142
if yer not first, yer last
I wouldn't self pity myself in front of a journalist though, that seems a bit petty for a professional athlete

>>150409322
it shows winning spirit, gumption.

>>150409141
יוֹסֵף = ((God) shall add)

יוֹסֵף (Yoséf) - Biblical Hebrew
Ioseph - Middle English
Josef - Modern German
Sepp - Diminutive

*kw(e)s- = "To kiss"

*kw(e)s- - Proto-Indo-European
Kussaz - Proto-Germanic
Koss - Proto-West-Germanic
Kus - Old High German
Kuss - Modern German (Spelled Kuß since 1996)

Ergo

Sepp Kuss = God shall give a Kiss

>>150409415
Sepp is not a diminutive form of Josef, that would be something like Josefchen or Joseflein. It's a nickname.
Also Kuss is not spelled Kuß, the word "Kuß" does not exist in German.

we go again
MWW eventually

>>150409718
MWW train never stops

>>150409578
Yeah I read it wrong, they got rid of Kuß in 1996 is what I meant to say

But Sepp is 100% an old German pet name for boys named Josef, most common in Bavaria and Austria. In fact, in the olden days Sepp was a derogatory term for a group of Bavarians, like "Bazi"

>>150409718
Lidl is 0/3. Think they can go for 0/4?

whatever happened to this guy? no grand tours this year

>>150409834
retirement soon

>>150409775
Yes, it's a pet name, not a diminutive. I realize it might not be intuitive to native English speakers, since English doesn't have it, but many languages do have grammatical diminutive forms.

>>150409874
luv some german autism

Kuß means something entirely different in danish...

>>150410006
I guess I should be proud that I managed to be more autistic than the guy pulling out words in Proto-Indo-European and Biblical Hebrew.

>>150409775
a friend of mine is called josef but everybody calls him sepp(l)

>>150408563
never noticed they wear hairdryers

>>150410110
come on now

>>150410059
>>150409775
So.. you are saying that if you went back in time and met Stalin you could call him Comrade Sepp?

>>150410059
Proof that it is a Southern German and Austrian thing
>>150409874

>>150410041
To up the 'tism here is a Declension of the derogatory colloquialism, Sepp

Why is my wife like this?

Avatar posting is against the rules

>>150410934
>Piercing
>Tattos
Left swipe.

16 years old fuck me, what were y'all doin' then?

>>150411058
She's my favorite cyclista

>>150411212
she looks like shes been around the peloton

>>150411367
She would neber

>>150407353
jonas and mads are the ideal gay couple they are so cute together :3

>>150409775
>Schorschi, Bene, Kare, and Sepp stood around the kids who were fighting. They watched the kids hit each other in the face. “Sock him!” called Bene. Heinz stopped punching.

>>150406477
>Spend 50 hours a week on a bike in scorching climates all over europe
>Pale as the fucking moon

how does jonas do it

he can't fuck this one up

>>150407353
>>150411864

>It’s almost creepy how still Jonas sits, waiting and staring.

>This time at the counter, Mads gets a croissant.

>He sets down the pastry at his own side of the table and a cup of tea in front of Jonas. "You're fraternizing with the enemy," he says, only partly joking. "You'll be eating kajkager with Tadej fucking Pogačar."

>Jonas’ eyes flicker up to meet Mads’ briefly as he lifts the cup, drinks, and keeps his shoulders tense, drawing into himself.

>"I'm nervous as hell," he confesses.

>Mads takes his seat once more, glancing back at the screen. "It's the 17:10 from NCE, isn't it?”

>Jonas nods. "We are going to do… touristy stuff on the weekend."

>"Friendly bike rides?"

There's no proper Mads/Jonas fan fics out there. That's as good as it gets.

why didn't mads turn faster? is he just stupid?

>>150415401
try to turn 120kg fast

>>150402905
you can say that again

>>150409834
Better question is what happened to HUGE Carthy?

Thoughts on my new work uniform?

>>150411996
He uses exfoliator daily

>>150405334
Months ago I said he'd be a baker of he wasn't a pro cyclist. He gives me baker vibes.tgis confirms it.

Forgot to paste the results here too.

/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
VUELTA A ESPANA
stage 3

La Vuelta Ciclista a España (2.UWT)
Stage 4
Susa - Voiron
206.7km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/startlist

GC after stage 3:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/stage-3-gc

Roadbook:
https://storage-aso.lequipe.fr/ASO/cycling_vue/lv25-libro-ruta-iad-v4.pdf

Live stats:
https://racecenter.lavuelta.es/en/
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/stage-4/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / RTVE / VRT / NOS / DKTV2
14:00 CET

Tour de l'Avenir (2.Ncup)
Stage 3
Etang-sur-Arroux - Châtillon-sur-Chalaronne
158.6km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir/2025/startlist

GC after stage 2:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir/2025/stage-2-gc

Roadbook:
https://heyzine.com/flip-book/2f3574ac87.html

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir/2025/stage-3/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO
15:00 CET

Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine presumably should be live on France TV, but I'm not sure about it

>>150417547
Nos isn’t doing vuelta anymore I think tiz is wrong about that

>>150417609
it listed on Vuelta site

>Ricarda Bauernfeind to Lidl-Trek

She’s finally free from Kwabsia

>>150417619
that’s hilarious

ynr Viviano

>>150417249
please understand he's 31 and from the north of England. so basically he's 40

jesus I'm nearly dead last in the games
kinda impressive
I said I would not adjoost and I am a man of my word

Fads Frauderson redemption today!

its kind of a me no watchy stage today

hey wait a minute.. Madsbros what is this?

lots of transfers announced this morning

>>150417967
based

>>150417955
guess fiorelli won't be a cheap giro pick next year...

anyway, can't wait for him to suddenly be a classics top 10 farming machine

>>150417955
top conti teams are loading up for the next promotion cycle

i honestly thought Mads would try for the breakaway

>>150418102
nobody would ride with him plus it’s week one so peloton should be fresh enough to chase

>>150418113
frauds are willing to ride with Pogacar, they will be willing to ride with Mads

ah here what is this lame break? fuck this I'm going gym

>“People are entitled to their opinions. I’m equally entitled not to care” – Jonas Vingegaard has no time for criticism of World Championship absence

>“I won’t be going to the World Championships,” Vingegaard said bluntly. “It doesn’t fit into my schedule. I’m focusing instead on the European Championships.”

>Vingegaard, characteristically unbothered, responded to the backlash with a mix of defiance and detachment in a fresh interview during the early stages of the Vuelta. “People are entitled to their opinions,” the Team Visma | Lease a Bike leader told Feltet.dk. “And I’m equally entitled not to care. I have my reasons for the decision, and people should be able to understand that.”

>Asked directly if he could understand the disappointment, Vingegaard was candid: “Yes, I suppose I can. But it’s my decision, and people have to respect that.”

>>150418256
But he never cares about nationals we should kiss his feet that he’s willing to go to EC

Its a bit weird to have the EC 3 days before the WC that should be the thing reporters should be asking questions about

>>150417919
>hugo tommy
the fuck kinda name is this

>>150417542
Sweet

>>150417877
how is that even possible. I assume your weight lays with gc/climbers

>Jonas Vingegaard leads both the classification and the points competition, but it is very possible that the Dane will not do so after the 4th stage, considering Wednesday's team time trial.
>There are some on the team who hope that I will lose both the green jersey and the red jersey by tomorrow, says Vingegaard with a smile.
>Why?
>They think that our own time trial jersey is a little faster than the one we get from Santini, even though it is not a bad jersey.
>So it is not that I am riding to consciously keep it, says Jonas Vingegaard, who himself is aware that David Gaudu may want to take over the jersey today, when the stage ends on French soil.
Jonas will gift the jersey (maybe) to GODU today

>>150418304
that would be a weird question, the WC in Rwanda is on 28/09 and the EC in France is on 05/10 -- so it's really not that difficult to do both, it's really the question of going to Rwanda that is a problem for many riders

>>150417954
Why no Philipsen?

Honestly yesterday stage was very hard and I’m surprised Mads wanted it so bad. he’s suffering from I call the Wout effect where you’re expected to win those type of stages.

>>150418545
He wasted too many energies in Danmark

>>150418494
"experts" think it's a breakaway win

DNFs of the day

>>150418843
What happened to vpp?

>>150418852
illness

two big mountain stages on thursday in the l'avenir and the la vuelta, i think that'll be a good day

>>150418843
>>150418872
>>150418891
home

Been vomiting all night

Ayuso and Lidl seems pretty real. He was one of the first to follow Ciccone´s new account and he follows Pedersen, Vacek, Verona and Skjelmose (most of the rest are UAE actual and ex rider, and spaniards). He even changed his profile picture to one showing him in the national kit.

>>150418946
BASED
out with gamergate in with Ayuso

stop blowing kisses you shadow over innsmouth looking ass mf

>>150418477
The TT is at 1.10 though and with a day of travel it is impossible to be fit for both events

>>150418927
Damn Spain is looking good this year

Why the only interesting part of the stage wasn't streamed?
Or am I dum dum and missed the proper stream?

>>150419067
nope it wasn’t live, mountains are more expensive to broadcast

PCS wasting no time

this hill that is upcoming kinda steep

why did andy bishop write on ian boswells strava 'glad you took the record from the doper' at mt washington hillclimb? (phil gaimon has record)

>>150419335
What?
Who?

Gaudu asking Axelgod questions about himself while he is riding his bike
very based

>>150419335
>ex cyclist who's gimmick is to take koms
>very good numbers
>doesn't participate to any of the gravel races, a.k.a retirement home
It's not very hard to guess the dude is on an insane amount of dope

Maybe something will happen during intermediate sprint.
Shattered collarbones and such.

>>150419395
praying for Jonas sprinting for green jersey points

>>150419401
No need.
He might just end up winning it by default with how meh the field is. Especially if Lidl can't get their shit together.

>>150419418
dont worry
Mads is gonna win today simply on pure seethe and rage

>>150419388
thing is, phil gaimon is the most whiney 'never dope' riders ever
he literally has a tattoo of a bar of soap that says 'clean' on his arm bragging he never doped
could it all be just a ploy?

>>150419424
No doubt, Lidl-Trek has to be fuming over the results of the last two stages and all of the work they've put in.

>Jonas sprinting for green jersey points

Worth the 28pt velogoombler price tag.

Alpecin don't give a fuck about the green jersey.
I expect Philipsen to dns after stage 8.

now even Daddylive is shitting the bed

>>150419335
gaimon is the most doped donkey in american amateur racing please pay more attentione

Such a soulful baroudeur, armirail. hope he never ends up at a team like visma or uae

>>150419549
click the other players dum dum

>>150419587
i am
and its not working

>>150419590
skill issue ig

>>150419580
Um, I'll have you know that Gaimon has a 'Clean' tattoo under his right arm.

Would a doper do that?

>>150419388
maybe he just goes full gas on the not-most famous mountains. the most famous mountains are probably impossible to catch, especially when they were set during races

>>150419609
pictured: the only clean runner in the early 2010's

>>150419630
there are no races in the USA THOUGH. mt washington is by far the most gimmicky however because despite being by far the hardest climb on the east coast they only allow you to climb it once a year and you have to pay 350$ (plus tip) for the honor of doing so.

oh appearantly Kung has been confirmed by Tudor for 3 years. appearantly they promised him they can find his back wedding ring

Gauda in red after today
Viva la France

>>150419667
frodo pippin and sam

>>150419636
OK, you got us there.

its stopped being a poor bitch and paid the HBO jews the what are owed for ciclismo

VINE COMICALE

come on jay vine i knew you're a natural born chuter but that one was so avoidable

chute

George Bennett on the asphalt again

Vine chuting like a clown

There’s a greek tragedy in there the life of Jay Vine, all he wants is a comfy mercenary job and he got just that but the pay of is breaking every bone in his body.
It’s like asking a jinx for one wish.