our Gary
who art in Heaven
hallowed be thy name

thy overtimes come
thy calls be done
on Earth as they are in Heaven

give us this day our daily BioSteel
and forgive us our penalties
as we forgive those who commit infractions against us

lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from dykepuck

for thine are the board ads
and the jersey sales
and the expansions

amen