Thread 151842213

Rags Edition

Last time on hocgeneral.com >>151834143

It’s only November and Vegas has already been swept by the lightning in reg season matchups

It’ll take 20 games before /hoc/ can start making playoff predictions

>>151842251
Those are Islanders colors

/playoffsbound/

>Dahlin going back to Sweden for personal reasons
Ebin.

>>151842296
Even he’s given up on Buffalo

Flames play the homosexual rape enablers tonight

>>151842262
They’re not making playoffs

1300 magical days ago the toronto maple laffs defeated the new york islanders on 04/17/22. but that wasn't the only thing that happened that fateful day

bud 1 that day true

>>151842414
2true

>>151842400
What else happened on that day?

>>151842279
My Debbie’s (:

hell yeah got my free (you) for the thread i'm outta here

BREAKING

>>151842509
Sad

>>151842509
Vaxx status?

>>151842509
Feel better soon <3

is it cringe to support the habs

oui

>>151842626
It makes you fill out police reports and stalk prospects at the airport so yes.

>>151842400
Toronto didn't even win the cup that year why are you acting like it's such an important date

>>151842668
Probably the rape

I hope these fucking ducks will become the new SHORKS. Always falling short in the playoffs even with the talent they have.

I'm sick of having my team be the butt of choking in the playoffs. Curse the ducks and they'll become the KEKS.

i miss the /hoc/ and /cric/ rivalry
like all things on /sp/ its fucking shit now

>>151842815
based. i wish misfortune on every sunbelt team.

>>151842668
its the day that bud snapped

>>151842838
that isnt just /sp/
this entire site is shit now

>>151842851
it's the day bud won

>>151842880
what went wrong

>>151842400
Damn can’t believe it’s been that long

>>151842909
influx of zoomers and younger watering down the old guard

and thus a bitch was raped

2true

>>151842296
well he does what hes supposed to do, family first
his gf almost died this summer

Bros I just took a fucking huge marner

>>151843049
>major heart failure at 25
shouldnt be alive

>>151842880
Just like my islanders
>>151842909
Over zealous jannies

>>151843246
>still new
>doesn't run right
Id pick up a different one

hey there Garelilah what's it like in New York City

>his team isn't first in the conference
lmao

what causes this?

>>151843359
>why cant the ncaa produce star players

Just put my Christmas decorations up

>>151843430
It’s not even thanksgiving yet retard

>>151843430
retard

hat finally arrived

>>151843359
wait wtf i was completely wrong on the draft order sorry my memory isnt what it used to be after i started drinking beer 30 mins ago

>>151843436
>>151843452
Thanksgiving is just like a dress rehearsal for Christmas anyways. Imagine not Christmas-spiritmaxxing. Sad!!

>>151843384
I don't think Fantilli is bad when Macklin is also from the NCAA

>>151843488
Stupid ass bitch

>>151843512
McKenna will dominate the NHL for years on the Flames of course

>>151843512
>thr guy who won everything possible in the clown college league as a rookie was developed by them
retard

>>151843558
This nigga moving the goal posts, lmao fag

>>151843545
>comparing a winger to a centre
lmao

>>151843384
>makar
>celebrini
i dont think thats accurate. lebbit was obsessed with fantili, was it just the american fanbase?

>>151843625
>canadians excel in the ncaa but americans dont
what gives?

>>151843622
>retarded or Canadian education?
I didn’t compare them retard

>>151843639
>Celebrini played in the USHL
Imagine Canadian hockey being so shit he had to come to USA to develop

>>151843692
oh good if you didnt compare them then we know mckenna sucks

>>151843709
>had to
his dad worked for the warriors

>>151843767
lmao if telling yourself that helps you cope, good for you

>>151843789
>it doesnt count!
yeah it helps knowing it makes you seethe

bubblin

celebrini is spiritually american

>>151843545
Gary is not going to let that happen. There is a 0% ACTUAL possibility the Flames get 1st pick.

trb is spiritually raped

Team Canada's Olympic jerseys are god awful

>>151843878
this is what americans have to delude themselves into believing to appreciate hockey

>>151843878
he worships blacks and plans to die for isreal?

it's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdJGVQunQyA

>>151844025
just like the canadian cope about every cup being a canadian cup

>>151844096
nations do not compete for the stanley cup so how could it be canadian

>>151843878
You are a fucking retard.

>>151844041
Glass house

celebrini more like celebriting the gold

>>151844122
blue jays were americas team cope

>>151844184
agreed
and there hasnt been a finer bunch of americans to play in a canadian city even if they didnt win

>>151842668
a few dedicated schizophrenics like to larp about some dude they call bud and imagine a homosexual assault upon him. they even count the exact days since the supposed event. it's all very strange behavior that wasnt part of this general years ago.

>>151844211
lurk more retard

bro is bubblin'

Zegras was the problem. Ducks are decent now

>>151844211
100% factual unfortunately

>hellebuyck is declining
>otter has been exposed as mid
>swayman is a tandem baby
who’s starting in Milan?

>>151844219
>le bud
>le trb
>le marner doo-doo
>what, you're used to a different quality of shitposting from many years ago? lurk more
your nu-hoc zoomer memes are shit and I dont care to truly understand them.
>>151844239
thanks fren, I'm glad at least one other guy here is over the age of 30 with a fully developed brain

>>151844260
/hoc/ was never good

our Gary
who art in Heaven
hallowed be thy name

thy overtimes come
thy calls be done
on Earth as they are in Heaven

give us this day our daily BioSteel
and forgive us our penalties
as we forgive those who commit infractions against us

lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from dykepuck

for thine are the board ads
and the jersey sales
and the expansions

amen

Sexual assault is hockey related

>hmm i want to a high quality discussion about hockey with people who know how to skate, where shall i go? oh i know, 4chan!
ding ding, all aboard the retard mobile

>>151844305
Sounds fun so long as no one has any mental illness or personality disorders

>>151844235
15 points in 14 games

It's about time that Head Coach and former goalie Patrick Roy.... *checks notes * coaches his goaltender

having a few pints of guinness
figure i'll watch >rags/>wongs later

No good games tonight

>>151844249
I'm more interested in Finland's choice

>>151844468
thank you gary

>>151844249
quick

I know it's usually just a joke. But there is really only shit games on today.
Sharks and Jets might be the only decent one

Going to a collage hockey game tonight

>>151844523
>collage

grey cup tomorrow

>>151844534
>grey

>>151844523
Based have fun! I’ll see quinnipiac next year

>>151844541
yes that is how its spelt

thirteen hundred damn days... time flies

Real queers queering off hours.

>>151844573
nobody asked about your day

>>151844573
Tell your dad to stop barging into your room late at night

Do yankees really spell it 'Gray'

>>151844614
they just cant stop thinking about gary

>>151844622
I'm thinking about Gray though

>151844548
>spelt

>Give them only shit games tonight
Why is Gray like this?

>>151844649
yes thats how it's spelt in the kings english which is what canadians speak. foh yankee

>>151844649
>he smelled it he dealed it
retard

what i want to know is why does gary schedule so many back-to-backs? is he trying to tip the scales against the gambling goyim?

>they dealed milk in bags
An end has to be put to this.

>>151844700
>why do they have to cram in so many games when the league is going to take a 3 week break for the olympics
retard

>>151844723
Ah that makes sense

>>151844723
>no you don't understand, the 121 days before the olympic break that could technically fit the whole season by itself + the 50 days after the break isn't enough, we MUST force teams to play an excessive number of b2bs because... because we just do okay!!!
1993

>>151844775
Copey? Not your best work there bud

Exhibition games without Russians? Cancel that shit.

>>151844723
also the issue of travel

my flames are playing tonight :)

his flames are playing tonight :)

>>151842296
>>151843049
Nothing is more important than hockey.

>>151844828
Spoken like a true intern

>>151844822
>>151844826
How many losses are we talking tonight?

>>151844836
0

its crazy to me they can just take someones heart out completely and then replace it with a brand new heart. Imagine if they had this technology back when Yakupov was playing

>>151844836
what trb asks himself every day

>>151844844
Did you forget whose in your net?

>>151844853
The worst goalie in hockey?

>>151844853
>whose

>>151844872
Thats correct

>>151844853
>>151844872
>>151844902
oh are you talking about the literal goalie of the week? retard

>>151844909
I almost forgot how bad he was. My bad...

>>151844920
already refuted, dont waste my time.

>>151844913
That's me I say that

>>151844909
>jtranny said he was the goalie of the week so hes the goalie of the week
kek jen even

>friday night flames circle jerk
No thanks

>>151844925
waste your time with what?

>>151844909
>one step forward and two steps back
>nobody gets too far like that

>>151844913
whos and whose filters a lot of ESLs lmao

>>151844945
You tell them saar

My penguins (:

I just realized that the team with the highest paid hockey player in the NHL has the same amount of points as the Sharks.
LOL

>>151844927
dostal who let in 5 goals and gets bailed out by leo carlsson kwab

>>151844945
You were in probably in diapers when that style of meme was popular.

truly shit games on tonight

>>151844909
Bob you’re on thin ice!

>>151844989
They better hurry up and put some players around him before they end up like the rags and 34 year old and busted panarin.

The Mild are underdogs tonight against Just Like My Islanders.
What fucking timeline are we living in?

>>151845015
I get that Tkachuk and Barkov are injured and out. But why did Bob forget how to be a goalie this season?

>>151844534
calgary not welcome

CFL started?

>>151845081
Canadian Fraud League?

>>151845042
At least sharks have legit prospects

>>151845091
reminds me of the north division during the covid years

ok whoever came up with this one should be demoted to the mail room at the very least

>>151845092
Celebrini is the new Crosby

>>151845104
Whoever decided that every headline needs to be a stupid pun should get shot in Minecraft.

>>151845107
Retard

>>151845104
Wtf when did he turn white?

>>151845140
hello

>>151845154
He's going to dominate the league for the next 20 years

>>151845186
>shorks

Rangers need a hero to save their PP. I propose trading for Chris Krieder.

>>151845042
the mild are tied for last in the league in 5v5 goals, but lead the league in powerplay goals.
18 powerplay
23 5v5
2 empty net

do you want to know who else is a fraud?
the dallas stars. they also are tied with the mild for last place in 5v5 goals, and have the 2nd most powerplay goals.

Macklin isn’t a real first name btw

>>151845227
I remember when they used to be considered cup contenders. Now they can't even save 7 goals from the ducks

Did someone say fraud?

>>151845243
neither is hunter, dylan, logan or mckenzie but that wont stop north american millennial parents

>>151845274
at least they aren't naming their kids random guttural noises like the finns

Why is he doing this stupid fucking gimmick again?

shannon is a girls name btw

>>151845227
>>151845208
No way the rags have 20 5v5 goals

>>151845274
>gatekeeping first names
ok sven

>>151845227
This is what confuses me about hockey. In the regular season, you can rely on a strategy of power play goals to win games because refs call tighter games. In the playoffs, the refs penalize less therefore the power play is less useful. This means the league operates under different playing standards for regular versus playoffs. Why does that make any sense?

>>151845344
don't build your team around the pp then, simple as

>>151845296
He's finished in new york. But i've been talking shit about him all day so he'll probably put up 4 points tonight.

>>151845344
refs generally call more penalties in the playoffs. the idea of putting the whistles away and watching gritty playoff hockey died many years ago.

its all so tiresome

>>151845186
Retard

you are now aware big save dave and dan vladar have been gaa and sv% than dustbin wolf

>>151845445
reword that and try again pal

>>151845417
>IT'S MY TEAMS FAULT

>>151845415
If that chart is true then one really needs to a build a team that is good at both 5v5 and power play; and the real fraudulent teams are only producing at one or the other.

>>151845457
The focus should be making a team that wins games

>>151845267
>Did someone say fraud?
Yeah

bussibros? he's a top 5 goalie

>>151845495
https://vocaroo.com/13la0oIoVHpR

>>151845495

>caring about goalie stats like 15 games into the year
>caring about goalie stats for a back up goaltender

Get back to me in like march or April when that shit really matters

>>151845524
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE BUSSI JOKES
Watch us

>>151845518
based and bussi-pilled

October and November matter. Some teams have already played themselves out of a playoff spot.

>>151845531
https://voca.ro/1dDdl3YhMPkn

>>151845547
@grok is this true?

>>151845547
RETARD

Any webm of Jalen Chatfield getting heemed

>>151845554
grok here, it's true

Butt can Bussi do this with his Bussi?

>>151845601
Fake news. Shouldn't even have been tossed.

>>151845107
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/

>>151845606
thank you grok

>>151845654
damn Matthew’s got that cake

>>151845654
So he's been losing all his hair and putting that power into his butt?

>>151845140
I think it's funny

>>151845654
Too much ass

Marchand fell for the finnish meme

just remembered that time the rangers won the presidents trophy and didn’t even make it to the conference final KWAB

>>151845456
what living with a bunny will do to a guy

elite talent is stored in the ass

>>151845656
You're welcome.

>>151845547
it's still too early to tell. playoff spots are determined by christmas

Brad Marchand is the kinda guy to suck another’s guys dick, but only if a girl thinks it’s hot

>>151845676
even the based rat acknowledges finnish supremacy

>>151845705
Marchand's BAC is correlated to that tumblr image of the gay spectrum

>>151845725
JEN

>>151845705
He's definitely a closeted bi

>>151845740
>>151845725
>>151845709
don't listen to them mr. bear, they're just jealous

>>151845687
I wonder what his leg day is

big day in New York for us socialist chads

>>151845745
I do envy him

I don't want to sound gay and I'm not gay. But can we keep talking about Crosby's perfect ass and his amazing NHL career?

>>151845887
yes

>>151845917
mackinnon wishes he could have bud sex with crosby

>>151845835
Socialist has lost it's meaning from the original ideas of Marx. Now-a-days it just means more social welfare/subsidies. Karl Marx would sneer at a modern day socialist.

>>151845887
he squats 4pl8 ass to grass

Welp........ about time to watch the Mild lose to Just Like My Islanders

>rags
At least it's not at home so they have a chance

I forgot Patrick Kane was briefly on the >rags

>try to time my dinner for 7:08 puck drop
>finally sit down at 7:11
>they are in the middle of some ceremony jerking themselves off for no reason
Every god damned night with this shit

>>151845274
>dylan
>not a real first name
anon, bob dylan isn't the source of the name

>logan
>NOT a real first name

Hey, quick question. Where is the fucking puck?

>>151846103
the what?

>>151846103
same i have a hard time following. i always liked the light tracker for TV

McKenna is playing tonight vs the #1 ranked team

>>151846103
yoink

I want to have a girlfriend.

JLMI

>>151846130
What is his fucking problem?

>>151846156
i want one too

>>151846171
Reddit says he's a sex pest

>>151846156
There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.
>t. George Bernard Shaw

>>151846188
Most bald people are probably

>>151846203
>probably
why is that probable?

I like their friendship.

>andrew copp

so many people in this game I have forgotten about, including people who are actually on the Rangers

>Getting beat by the Mild
that is just my like island
ers

Cuylle pretty cool

Will Cuylle is the only rag worth a shit

MY >rags

>>151846261
This guy was a top tier defenceman at one point. He really wants to keep playing. Doesnt seem like he is able to let go.

>avs are garypoint merchants
>jets and stars are fighting for dead last at 5v5
mammoth are the realest team in the central

still trying to figure out what that 17 million dollars was buying

Panarin sucks
Zibanejad sucks
Lafreniere sucks
Where's Trocheck?

what game we watching?

Red wings uniforms are really nice

>>151846347
hurt

>>151846356
Is that wop made of paper?
He's been injured forever

>>151846354
Northwestern USC

>>151846347
>>151846361
Islanders are down 2 zip. I fuckin new it.

>>151846354
the Seattle Torrent and the Vancouver Goldeneyes

>>151846361
I forget how he got hurt. He should be back sooner than later.

>>151846380
Is this the new torrent program?

>>151846380
How disappointed are /hoc/ in the new PWHL team names??

>>151846363
>>151846380
im not a /hoc/ fan enough to watch lesser leagues

>>151846412
you're loss

>>151846412
You're Canadian
Shouldn't you like the random OHL team closest to you

>>151846396
As a James Bond mark it pisses me off a little bit.

NHL coaches wearing suits and ties on the bench is incredibly based and red pilled, they actually have respect for the game and the players and the fans when they wear suits

look if the players cant stickhandle inside a phonebooth im not interested in watching your farmers league

>>151846438
NFL coaches are forced to wear team merch

>>151846431
it's actually referring to a bird, I think

>>151846453
Because the only clothes that fits an nfl coach is size xxxxl swests

>>151846444
checked

>>151846438
I love the mix of brutality and class in hockey.

*ices the puck deep*

>>151846517
joe rogan said it wasnt real violence though

You wouldn't download a PWHL gf

>>151846466
I know, it just irks me that
>a
They didnt know that goldeneye was an already cultural name associated with james bond
>b
They knew but didnt care and took the name anyways
>c
They knew and are taking advantage of the bond association to boost their own brand awareness

It's gay either way

>>151846529
Joe Rogan should have died instead of Phil Hartman, but that timeline is impractical

>>151846529
Even if the fist fights are more showman than MMA (really who cares), the forechecking hits and puck battles are brutal.

>>151846542
i parked behind an old civic yesterday that had a "i downloaded this car" bumper sticker
it made me nostalgic

What's a tight jersey to buy off ebay dhgate whatever as something to wear day to day? Something black or dark so I don't worry about fucking it up cause white is scary to wear.

>>151846542
I wouldn't, why the fuck would I want a girlfriend who aspires to be a dude?

sounds gay and for effeminate men with gender reversal fetishes

>>151846591
sir this is /sp/ not /r/malefashionadvice

>>151846591
get a blue finland jersey

>Rasmus Dahlin taking a leave of absence
The Sabres are that bad lol

>>151846617
nothing on to watch tonight
schedule is fucked cause of the olympics

>>151846613
>he doesn't want a /hoc/ mommy

>>151846558
It's a local bird, though
Goldeyes are endemic to British Columbia, so the Vancouver team used the term
Thrashers are endemic to Georgia, so they use the term, and they do it for the local community identity, as a marketing gag
>now watch Nintendo try to fucking sue them for it

>>151846629
He's next to be traded on the farm team.

>>151846629
at least they aren't offing themselves like the dallas cowboys

>>151846558
Would you feel better if they wore giant tuxedos for their uniform?

>>151846701
just like David Byrne

Why the fuck is the Winter Classic in Miami this season?

>>151846643
No. I don't.

>>151846743
Why is it in Dallas next year?

>>151846652
It's just a fuckin duck, but obviously they cant call themselves that

>>151846751
Queer

>>151846701
Only if it's the Lazenby

>>151846755
It can at least get cold in Dallas
It's probably gonna be 75 or 80 in Miami

>>151846771
no the fuckin opposite actually
ur the faggot who wants a guy

>the Sabres might host the 2028 Winter Classic
that's good news

My sabres :(

hometown boy gets the goal

Wingsbros wtf was that

Laba scores in his hometown.

J L M I
L
M
I

who controls the nhl?
who controls the khl?
something to consider

/hoc/ is it gay to be attracted to women?

>>151846831
Gary
Гapий

>>151846834
How about you stop listening to some random retard on 4chan calling you gat

>>151846875
Answer the question saar, is it the gayful to want the bagina?

Look at this geek

>>151846834
Quite the opposite, in fact

It is gay to insist they dress and act a certain way, though, and also possibly incestuous

>>151846845
perhaps someone behind the scenes is stringing them? World economic forum type villains?

>>151846890
Gretzky-esque build

dang look out for these two absolute killers in milan

>>151846915
Bro they took a lesser role, that's real leadership

>>151846890
what went on in lab b and lab c?

>>151846915
I hope neither of us win

>>151846892
incest is wincest tbdesu fampai

HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE THERE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>wongs

>>151846930
That's probably where they grew that shit on his face

oh that quick, he's quick alright

>>151846941
I'm telling Your Mother you posted this the next time she calls me for The Hog, which is what she calls muh ding dong

At least Heinemen scored again

oh yes its almost game time!!!!!!!!!!!

J U S T
L I K E
M Y
I S L A N D E R S
B A B Y
WOOOOOOOOOOO

>>151846984
based wingman

Just Like My Bislanders

>>151847010
>old man Kane can't even score on a literal empty net
HAHAHAHAHAHA

I need a JT Miller goal he is worrying me.

>>151847010
stop bullying the elderly

>>151847040
retard

i'm older than jt miller

>>151847055
I'm older than all these shitters

>>151847040
I once heard that he got yelled at by angry fans at a pumpkin patch and ever since then he's never had the same game on ice that he used to

>>151847067
What was the number 1 hit on the radio when you were born?

>>151847075
How the fuck would I know, I was just a babby

>>151847067
samesies

>>151847092
You would know cause you can look it up on the internet, because you are now a man, my son

>>151847055
I'm not

It was a song called

I wanna fuck you in the ass

someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve

>>151847075
Daniel Powter - Bad Day

>>151847124
No, we won't

>>151847124
Aren't they already getting it?

>>151847124
bro all of the league's respect is going to the flyers
they have michkov bro, easily the best player they have ever had
crosby isn't half as good as michkov bro

>>151847127
Neat, a one-hit wonder
Mine is also a one-hit wonder, it's My Sharona, by the Knack

My wings are playing hokey instead of hockey

JT is pissing me off

That should have been a goal, the Detroit player interfered with his own goalie.

>>151847196
Isnt it past your bedtime gramps

>>151847236
Hardly, young whipper-snapper

>>151847236
it's not like trb has any obligations

>>151847200
horse hockey

nigger hockey

>>151847345
behave

Flames hockey up next

/ourgirl/

There will be a brief intermission at the end of the 7pm games in preperation for Jets/Sharks at 10pm

>>151847546
In West Side Story the Jets were Italian and the Sharks were Latino

Great

I would never block shots, that's the goalie's job

who should i play in deadlock? while i watch shorks

>>151847571
Jets also had a tranny in the ranks

deadlock more like dead game

>>151847583
abums

The deadlock podcast is the only thing related to pro wrestling that I still enjoy at all unfortunately

BALD PANARIN BEST PANARIN

Knew Panarin was going to light it up after I talked shit about him all day

the announcer in this rags game keeps rippin on panarin for being a bald

I'm bald

Artillery Panarin

>>151847627
34 year olds shouldnt be bald

UNBUSTED

Laffy Taffy scar

SAY BUST AGAIN

>>151847642
yeah, and he's not even swedish, the baldest country

Suck an egg. patty wahhhh.

>>151847642
He's bald by choice which is worse

>>151847632
How do you do it?

rangers on the road rags at home

>>151847694
true

>finally score a goal
>start mouthing off so hard you get a penalty
Lafreniere is a weird guy

>>151847708
His great grand daddy must be from africa

>>151847693
not well. i'm hella self conscious, shaving my head didn't make me feel any better than going out with a big ass bald spot

>>151847708
French Canadians man

>>151847708
He's normal compared to kaapo kakko, lias andersson and vitali kravstov

>>151847604
big girls in tiny clothes

>>151847734
Well, the only bald dudes I know that get pussy shaved their head bald, so shaving your head is the best advice I can give you, other than growing a pair and stop feeling self-conscious about your hair, Diane

>>151847604
I started watching 1992 WWF last night at Survivor Series 1992. Bret is champ, Razor Ramon just came in, Hogan is gone and Flair is on his way out. 1993 is gonna be good.

connor broke wolf's shutout...

>>151847806
>1993 is gonna be good.

just saw the kane miss, kwab

based bertuzzi

bertuzzi looks gritty. his he some sort of mutt

>>151847842
not sure why the announcers r retarded, thats basic deflection

Why does Flames even want the bust McKenna?

Great Wall of St. Paul

>>151847806
Razor gets the IC belt vs Shawn
it's pure kino

love to kill myself
maybe this winter
let's go sharks

>>151847495
fat women aren't people

>>151847907
Hall's no-sell while getting decked by a fountain soda was peak WCW

>Red Wangs denied us rag posting tonight
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

>>151847959
is that when he slicked his hair back after? bro was the epitome of cool desu

The Rangers won
Be happy

knights desu

>>151842318
>the homosexual rape enablers
I didn't know Republicans had a hockey team

>>151848062
She (and the dead wings) lost. get over it.

'eads

'usk

>>151848011
I've got plenty of >rags prepared for their next game

>>151848193
Just like my islanders

celegayni

LET'S GO SHARKS!

kek sharks have orlov on 1st line D. holy shit their corps must be weak

>>151848222
checked

what with everyone literally head-shotting goalies this season? Will gary step in next year and tell them to knock that shit off?

>>151848222
orlov belongs in the khl

lames and shitcawks beating the fuck out of each other to night to keep their game actually interesting to watch. Nice.

>>151848228
GOALIE LIVES MATTER

>>151848222
just realizing that now?

think ill grab something between periods. what should i get from the grocery store?

>>151848258
thanks

bubbles charged with sexual assault

parkek weak shoulders

shorksbros wtf happened to randy and drew's mics

>>151848272
honeyed / caramelized nuts
almonds, pecans, whatever, just not cashews

another one

>>151848258
Look like hockey to you? Looks more like a couple monkeys trying to hump a football to me, I don't know. What do you think, Craig?

>>151848266
ive never watched the sharks , just wanted to check in on celegayfagni. since everyone keeps sucking his dick

>>151848306
couldnt get his arm free. guys foligno stays in teh league another year

I have a 50-point lead in my roti hockey fantasy league a month in. Is that good?

>>151848312
- sportsnet providing commentary for the events of that fateful easter

ouch

>>151848297
i just switched to the jets stream

>>151848356
kwab, glad I got rid of that bitch before the season started.

>>151848371
>glad I got rid of the next GOAT
based retard

>>151848381
he's glass and ass. good riddance for the return.

N E D
E
D

>>151848356
twink death forcibly begins

too many niggers playing my game nowadays

>>151848388
cry harder, faggot

>wolf decked in the face now with a shot
gary pleeeeeeeease.

>>151848288
Again????

>>151848457
>cry
kek, not when I'm leading my league by 50.

>>151848356
nooooo!

>>151848288
>>151848469
jesus just dont be ugly

>>151848403
nah, chipped teeth are trivial fixes.
>>151848481
shouldn't you be making your melty less obvious?

>>151848495
>deflection, n-no u!
Yawn. You're boring

>>151848436
Not enough Asians

shorkbros :(

>>151848503
>deflection of...something
you can't even come up with a sensical retort. what a fucking embarrassment.

shorkbros :)

BASED

gary HATES twinks, first he puts a hit out on bedard's jaw, now celebrini's teeth, what is WITH that guy???

>>151848515
Yawn. Anyways.

Oh yeah macklinbros we're back

>>151848529
don't forget bedard's hair
>>151848533
lol very convincing stuff

>>151848486
Last time it was for choking some black woman out

>>151848558
>>151848558
>>151848558
New