Alright you schizos, let’s break this open. Ever notice how literally EVERY ancient religion just happens to revolve around celestial bodies? Sun gods, moon goddesses, Venus sluts, war gods from Mars, Saturn as the creepy old death cult guy. Same pattern, different names, every single time.
Coincidence? Fuck no.
Modern religions? Just rebranded space worship. Christianity? Sun cult. Islam? Moon cult. Judaism? Saturn cult. The days of the week are literally named after planets. Sunday = Sun. Monday = Moon. Saturday = Saturn. Even your damn Google Calendar is planetary worship. You're participating in rituals and don't even know it.
> inb4 “It’s just mythology bro”
> inb4 “Planets are just rocks”
Yeah okay, so why are billionaires launching dick rockets into orbit while sacrificing chickens at Bohemian Grove? Why does every major political, financial, and military event just 'happen' to line up with planetary alignments?
They’re not just watching the planets - they’re working with them.
Ancients saw planets as literal entities. Not rocks. Not symbols. Entities. Gods. Energetic forces. Call it whatever you want - frequency, vibration, interdimensional bullshit - point is, they knew these things were alive. And now the elite are still doing the same thing but hiding it behind "astronomy" and "national space programs."