>*ring ring...*
>h-huh...? who's calling me at 1am...?
>where is gigi? *answers phone*
>k-kakarot-
>BEJITA GET THE FUCK ON FORTNITE RIGHT NOW! IT'S TIME FOR SOME LATE NIGHT FORTNITE GAMING BEJITA C'MON!
>BEJITA CHI-CHI WAS NAGGING ME ABOUT PLAYING FORTNITE INSTEAD OF WORKING SO I USED THE DRAGON BALLS TO MAKE HER MUTE ISN'T THAT COOL BEJITA?
>I USED THE SECOND WISH TO TELEPORT PRINCESS SNAKE TO MY HOUSE AND THE THIRD ONE TO MAKE HER MY MINDLESS SEX SLAVE MODIFIED TO MY EXACT SPECIFICATIONS BEJITA! IN FACT SHE'S SUCKING ME OFF RIGHT NOW!
>HOLY FUCK SHE SUCKS GOOD!
>BEJITA HURRY THE FUCK UP AND PICK YOUR SKIN YOU INSECURE FAGGOT!
>EWWW BEJITA WHY'D THE PICK THE PINK SKIN?! ARE YOU GAY, BEJITA? ARE YOU A FAG?
>BEJITA WE'RE IN THE LOBBY NOW LET'S-
>WAIT WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT'S THAT BIG ASS SCREEN? IS THIS A NEW EVENT?
>BEJITA... WHY THE EVERLOVING F U C K IS THERE A NIGGER ON THE SCREEN?
>WHY IS IT TALKING TO BE ABOUT RACE SENSITIVITY AND BEING ANTI-RACIST? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
>O-OH FUCK... AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
>HOLY FUCK SHE'S SO FUCKING GOOD.
>DID I LEAVE MY MIC OPEN? AH! SORRY, BEJITA-SAMAAAA!~
>WHAT'S THAT BEJITA? THERE'S A TOMATO MACHINE? WHERE?
>HAHA WOOOOW WE CAN THROW TOMATOES AT THE NIGGER BEJITA!
>BEJITA FUCKING THROW TOMATOES ON AT THE NIGGER ON SCREEN NOW!