Thread 150187825

Ismahawk should do this fight

Jannies gaped us...

Post ash cowering in fear of basic firearms

I kneel, I squeal,
none of my crossover scalings are real!

I have no feats, my opponent I can't beat,
she's going to turn me into charred meat!

I mope, I cope
my current matchup is beyond hope!

I'm such useless retarded baka, HAVE MERCY ON ME QUEEN MAKA!

SHITny is a Yugifag upset we would rather discuss PokeCHAD.

KINGtos smited down the last thread for blaspheming him

Ground types won last thread

>>150187851
the Maka Chop will make Ruby a Better Man.

Mature and deep Pokemon fangames won last thread.

Pokemon is based

More Pokemon cringe please! It was very YUMMY!

Edgy Pokemon fangames are just what people would actually do to Pokemon if they were real. The franchise is a really sanitized take on the concept.

Ash will win btw.

>>150187835
Last thread was too straight. We need to be gayer.

Jannies were TEACHING/dbg/

>>150187922
That's not Kalos?

Gardevoir? BVILT for BBC btw. twpcucks need not apply

So which of Ash's pokemon is going to get melted like Blue eyes did?

>>150187934
I'm sorry for not talking enough about cocks, jannies, like the last thread you nuked being too straight.

>Ash watches Yugi kill all his Pokemon one by one and in rage, pulls out some insane chain scaling from the times he actually punched Pokemon to be scaled up to multiversal and beats Yugi and his monsters to death with his bare hands to win
What would your reaction be?

>>150187970
>Super fraud BOWS to KaijuGODS

>>150188003
Laugh

>>150188003
I would ask how much Ash supports pride month

>>150187953
How many pokemon fan games revolve around porn?

I have never played a single Poke.on game, to be honest.

>>150187970
Superman confirmed HULK VICTIM

>>150188035
Here's a good start
https://pokemon-empire-pbs.infinityfreeapp.com/?i=1

>>150187970
Ghidorah is Fraudzilla's Master after all

>>150187970
Reminder that Batman was supposed to fight and beat Godzilla in an official crossover that got canned. Batman GAPES Superman and should have won all of his Death Battle fights.

ARC-V

ARC-V SCALING I NEED YOU

>>150188027
More than a few but I don't know how many were played on /vp/ before the fan game playthrough threads died.

>>150188035
Once you’ve played one you’ve played them all. It’s like CoD.

>>150188058
Haven't checked /vp/ in a while but that died? That sucks

>>150188049
>Toho's lawyers couldn't beat Batwank and had to cancel the crossover
Batwank is boundless.

>>150188052
Anon he doesn't even need Arc-V hell he probably doesn't need GX scaling

>>150188074
>>150188049
He wasn't going to 'beat' him. Batman was going to sever the Joker's control device's signal.

Janny? Sharty victim.

Reminder that Ultima canonically KNEELS to Getter Emperor which in turn makes him GODmon’s vassal.

>>150188074
Yup yup! I'm not even joking. Batman would beat Goku too.

>Ghidorah is FRAUDZilla-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XArdN6gHQk

>>150188093
>Joker controlled Godzilla
>Batman routinely beats Joker
Batman > Joker > Godzilla > Superman
Yup.

>>150188073
I think they just moved to 8çhan

Reminder that Ultima would crush Nia with his giant lizard cock while Simon watches behind the bush.

>>150188045
>Ghidorah is- AIAIAI GODZILLA-SAMA DON'T SEND MINILLA AFTER ME I DON'T WANT TO BE SUFFOCATED TO DEATH AGAIN

>>150188105
Notice how it's a 3v1 against HONORABLEdorah

>>150188116
Oh that's nice atleast. I know FE is more alive there

>>150188037
so it goes
>BatGOS > Hulk > Godzilla > Superman > Doomsday > Hulk > Godzilla > Tommy

Soul Eater Vs RWBY numbers according to Death Battle
>Soul Eater
-Death the Kid once flew from Nevada to Egypt in less than a minute (7,428 miles)
-Black Star can dodge Lasers
-Black Star was tracked moving 20 Kilometers in 6 MICRO seconds (Mach 9,708.455)
-Crona created 9,689,078,800,000 Tons of Black Blood
-Crona lifted the moon's 10,485 ton jaw
-Crona can create 275.55 decibel Soundwaves
>RWBY
-Weiss Created 2.082 tons of Ice (968 Billion Joules of energy or 231.5 Tons of TnT)
-Weiss hit a pillar with 39.7 million joules
-Weiss aura could withstand 1,200°C lava
-Weiss survived an impact equal to 7 tons of TnT
-In the manga Weiss used Glyphs to pull meteors from outer space
-Blake survived A giant crow crashing into her and destroying 2,237.7m3 of rock (4.27 Tons of TNT)
-Blake scales to some assassins that dodged natural lightning (Mach 77.94)
-Blake scales to her toxic boyfriend that could output 4 tons of TNT with a single sword slash
-Ruby can casually kick with a force of 11 Tons of TNT.

Keiser Ghidorah and Void Ghidorah:
>Allow us to introduce ourselves

So who's the dude

>>150188128
>N-n-notice how it's 3v-
https://youtu.be/IheaX-XDE20?si=10Or2LT29-T03epM&t=95

What the fuck happened this time?

>>150188147
Looks like someone Simon would kiss.

>>150188147
Jennyfag

>>150188147
Benpedo

>>150188145
>Keiser Ghidorah
>A-Allow us to intro-
https://youtu.be/qFjz90a_iTQ?si=6ayHM0VYltYOthoc&t=67

>>150187896
>>150187974
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>>150188150
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>>150188178
MegatronDAMN

>>150188128
Notice how two of the three attacking him are doing very minimal damage and have no actual powers and are just big dinosaurs.

>>150188169
For fuck sake its not me! It's a falseflag

>>150188175
>AIIIIIEEEEEE LEND ME YOUR POWER HUMAN-SAMA, GHIDORAH’S SUCC IS TOO GOOD!

If Superman, Hulk, Kratos, and Simon fought Batman together, how long would they last before jobbing to Batwank?

>>150188222
2 minutes

Even when Ghidorah had Mothra's help, he fucking lost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4qb0XBR_d4

>v-v-v-v-v-v-void Ghidorah ca-
Job, just like the rest of the Ghidorahs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzB82lSpFTQ

>>150188252
>JOBdorah thought the BGC worshipper would help him
Kek

Is your favorite Death Battle woman a creamer or a squirter?

>>150188222
Kratos hard counters Batwank when you think about it

Very cute, now post BUMzilla floundering helplessly against Void LORDorah.

What an exciting new are we are entering!

>>150188252
to be fair that Godzilla was fueled by the power of American souls
now if Godzilla was fueled by the power of Mexican souls then he would've jobbed to the military

>>150188282
Nothing hard counters fully wanked Batwank.

>>150188286
>new are we are

>>150188285
You mean floundering for a while, then suddenly was able to hit him and negate the effects of him and tore him apart? In this clip?
>>150188274

>>150188285
>Void JOBS AS SOON AS HIS INVINCIBILITY HAX WAS DEALT WITHdorah

>>150188326
>couldn’t beat him, had to destroy his portal
YUP YUP THAT’S MY KING!

Dude just link their twitter or whatever and move on

>>150188363
>Getting one of his heads blasted off, and another split down the middle = winning
Ah he bled first, making him the victor.

Gooning rn

>>150188402
to Mothra btw.

>>150188402
To Yoko and Kamina from the bushes btw

>1964, Ghidorah jobbed to a baby worm, a big bird and godzilla
>1965, Ghidorah jobbed to a big bird and godzilla
>1968, Ghidorah jobbed to a t-rex, a spikey turtle, a big bird, a big spider, a baby worm, a baby godzilla and godzilla
>1972, despite having a cyber chicken as a partner, jobbed to Godzilla.
>1973, Ghidorah jobbed to an Ultraman ripoff
>1988, Ghidorah, despite having support of every evil alien in the known galaxy, jobbed to a big butterfly and godzilla
>1991, Ghidorah jobbed to Godzilla, came back as a powered up mech, still jobbed
>2001, despite being powered up by a big butter fly and a dog dinosaur, and getting back up from the military, still jobbed
>2004, Keiser gets fucking obliterated
>Ride, Ghidorah kills Rodan, then jobs
>King of the Monsters, Ghidorah ran from both encounters with Godzilla, and only survived one because the military dropped the oxygen destroyer, proceeded to job in Boston
>Gangsters and Goliaths, Ghidorah's such a fucking joke now that he's kept on Monster Island.

>>150187839
Post Yugi fearlessly looking down the barrel of a gun
>THIS ONE HECKIN TIME IN THE MA-
He had a plan to get out of it because the guy was being a retard letting himself get dowsed in alcohol. Atem knew he was safe.

>>150188402
>>150188477

>>150188475
>1991, 2001
>g-g-godzilla had help

>>150188493
>1991, 2001, 2019, 2021

Dude, Ghidorah jobbed to literal fodder Ultramen.

>>150188003
*Atem blocks your path*

>>150188402
... to Neco Arc btw.

>>150188493
You exposed your FRAUD king already here >>150188435

Ashfags. You have this entire thread to prove to me that Yugi didn't destroy a moon without sounding mad. Manga and Anime are both welcome as reference
>It was a hologram!
Does not count. The monsters can become real. This is a cope on the same tier as 'they won't let Joker use his personas'. Figure something else out because you're just admitting it is real that way.

>>150188486
>Yugi is a genius and tactician who doesn't let himself get put in pointlessly dangerous scenarios and always has a plan to effortlessly get out
What a fucking KING

Why the FUARK does the guy I keep killing just immediately come back to life!?

>>150188549
>1991, got beheaded by Godzilla, came back as a mech, got killed again
>2001, despite having mothra helping him, Ghidorah was killed by Godzilla
>2019, despite having Rodan helping him, Ghidorah got killed by Godzilla
>2021, got killed so hard he turned to ash by Godzilla
We can count 1972, since Anguirus didn't contribute shit to the Tag Team.

>>150188571
>2024, despite getting the power cosmic from Galactus himself, Ghidorah jobbed to Godzilla instantly.

>>150187961
Dragonite.

>>150187961
All of them

>>150188556
>They were real at this ONE POINT of the plot that involved Pegasus MATERIALIZING THEM
vs
>Actual monsters that exist in reality.

Alright, since we know Ash is losing pathetically hard give him a RESPECTFUL death. No psychos allowed.

>https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Sixo_Bullets/Yu-Gi-Oh:_Attack_the_moon!_(For_real_this_time)
>building level

>>150187825 (OP)
Who wins this anyways, crossover scaling has them around the same level

>>150188620
>vsbw

>>150188140
Hulk lost to Broly and Doomsday.

>>150188620
Yugisisters...

>>150188556
The only defense I've heard from Ash fags is "nuh uh it doesnt count" followed by 5 paragraphs explaining why Ash isn't limited to 6 pokemon with 4 moves each (he is)

>Genshin Retconned the Twins arriving to Tevyat via flying through space themselves and they used a ship
Tiki must be seething

>>150188635
>Ash isn't limited to 6 pokemon with 4 moves each (he is)
So Yugi is only limited to 5 monsters then?

>Joker vs Giorno
>Bowser vs Eggman
>Kratos vs Asura
>Ghost Rider vs Spawn
>Simon vs Kyle
>Wil.E vs Tom
>Hulk vs Godzilla
>Ruby vs Maka (maybe)
Of the 16 DB's released since the show went indie, over half of them have had combatants that are universal or higher in some way.

>>150188003
I feel like it is so much more likely that Ash will try to take a huge hit for his Pokemon, lose all his life points and die, only to be revived by the tears of his Pokemon and then go in for the final blow against Yugi.

>>150188605
>Joker's Personas were only "real" at one point in the plot due to Yaldabaoth and yet he was capable of fighting Giorno's real energy ghost man
Checks out to me yep.

>>150188662
Add Yugi to that list

>>150188605
>anon ignores zorc arc and the lore in the cards
breh

>>150188662
Among Us vs Fall Guys too

>>150188663
That would be even worse. Death Battle is not that retarded, which means they are and this is happeneing.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150188143
According to Cartoon Fight Club:
>Maka
Mach 4 if generous, peak human based on her track results
18000lb strength since beat 200 Year Mosquito
Smarter and more experienced than Ruby
>Ruby
Mach 6 from killing 50 Grimm before a shell landed on the ground
~18000 lb strength because of Nevermore
Silver Eyes are small town tier energy attacks

>>150188613
Kay
>Yugi summons Exodia or Holactie
>Ash down to just Pikachu and both stand defiant. Ash commands Pikachu to do strongest attack
>"You fought a valiant duel my friend...but this ends now. Exodia! OBLITERATE!
>Epic clash between Pikachu and Exodia attack as it fades to white (with that anime pencil shading fade out from both sides)
>Fades bsck in to aftermath and collateral. Ash's hat is all that remains. Yugi walks over and picks it up
>You truly were a master.
>Alternatively "You truly were the very best that no one ever was"

>>150188647
Yugi can only control 5 monsters at a time. But can replace them as they leave the field, there are also cards that bypass this limit. Thats how it works for him.

Its hard to say an exact deck limit Yugi has, as there actually weren't any deck/extra deck limits back then. But we can assume around 40-50.

>>150188635
I doubt they'll limit his team. They have to have Tauros stampede. Move count wise though yeah

>>150188520
Is that a 100 lumen beam of light? You win...king of games.

Idc about pokeshit or yugigay but I haven’t been very convinced by Ashfags. Seems they’re going the FRAUDtos route and relying purely on headcanon fake lore wank and gag shit.

Yami just mind crushes Ash the second the fight starts. Game over.

>>150188613
The only DB to end in a RESPECTFUL hand shake.

>>150188702
>Yugi can only control 5 monsters at a time
and several kuribohs (they were treated as tokens and in the manga/anime you can have any number of tokens in play)

>>150188662
It would be really, really nice if they could knock that shit on the head and use less powerful characters with good MU's.
Like Sukuna vs Muzan where one of the combatants is Nuke level at best, would be so refreshing for a fight this season.

>>150188747
Yugi smothers team pokemon in infinite giant hairy balls

>>150188613
I hope Ash gets turned to ash like Red.

>>150188708
real talk. cannot Atem just monster reborn Ash after the battle is done?

>>150188769
Ash is a monster now?

>>150188769
Does monster reborn work on people?

>>150188760
them hairy balls know Explosion btw

>>150188769
Probably unless you want to be super specific and even then he has other card revival methods that would "work" if you took their effects literally

>>150188781
They also have the ability to block any attack and reduce its damage to 0.

Post Ash controlling infinite pokemon.

>>150188773
He never was...

>>150188737
>FRAUDtos
I'm sorry your hero lost, but you can cope in a healthier way.

>>150188769
It doesn't work on people otherwise Yugi would have just played Monster Reborn on Joey's corpse

>>150188737
Another KINGtos mindbreak if Ash wins? Rooting for him now

>>150188800
>Jumped a few feet up
Yugi is FUCKED

>>150188773
>>150188776
It will work if we follow Go Rush!'s plot (You can pour magic on the card to use it on civilizations or brainwash people... which is not that different than Yubel pouring magic unto superpoly and chain material.)
>inb4 how can
Duel Links

>>150188800
At least he can escape after all his pokemon die lol

Who even is going to be the revenge match when Ash lose and Pokefags seethe? They can't exactly copy the Tamerless Pokemon vs Tamerless Digimon MU to give Pokemon a Handicap

>>150188810
that's Yami Yugi.
I'm talking about Atem. Have you forgotten that whole Pegasus Arc was Pegasus tryibg to revive his wife by usibg Yami Yugi's millenium item?

>>150188832
Mewtwo vs Shadow 2

>>150188773
He is a monster no longer...

>>150188662
>outerversal? multiversal? universal? nah just give me wall level, I accept it

>>150188832
Maybe some other thing like Bakugan, Duel Masters, Fighting Foodons, or Beyblade?

>>150188845
goddamn it. i choked myself, lmao

You now remember that time Atem just brought himself back from the afterlife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I77so2-pto

>>150188638
Pretty sure the episode is already written, and even then it wouldn't take into account that feat because that's Full Power Travelers who are basically featless

>>150188858
>Situational feat

>>150188844
>>150188855
No it has to be specifically another YGO MU to 1-1 it like they did with Digimon because the Pokefags would send endless death threats until it's no longer 0-1 between the two

>>150188856
>he choked himself
You are a monster no longer.

>>150188769
>Yugi: You're a monster no longer.
>Ash: I... never was.
Got a captcha that said ASHHV, but lost it because of the captcha timeout. This site is ass.

>>150188673
>Jobdorah trying to save face, despite being killed by Godzilla multiple times.

My friends were talking about playing GoW and I blurted out KINGTOS was TEACHING and they went silent and called me a spaz

>>150188798
To be clear, Ash doesn't control his Pokemon, but rather he coordinates/coaches them. They can and do act independently.

>>150188884
They have yet to see the light

>>150188873
Well yeah Ash isn't gonna kill him the first time lmao

>>150188884
Enlighten your friends by showing them the halls and Kratos vs. Asura so they are uncultured no longer.

>>150188886
So can duel monster spirits.
Infact Dark Magician/Mahad is literally his childhood friend fused with a duel monster spirit.

>>150188708
shit you just reminded me Pikachu has a bullshit cloud feat from this scene, it shouldn't be used since this movie is definitely not canon but it exists
https://youtu.be/TEvnRwT0QxE?feature=shared

>>150188884
Their minds must be broken before they can be rebuilt

This thread is too straight. Where is all the cuck and gay smut?

>*ring ring...*
>h-huh...? who's calling me at 1am...?
>where is gigi? *answers phone*
>k-kakarot-
>BEJITA GET THE FUCK ON FORTNITE RIGHT NOW! IT'S TIME FOR SOME LATE NIGHT FORTNITE GAMING BEJITA C'MON!
>BEJITA CHI-CHI WAS NAGGING ME ABOUT PLAYING FORTNITE INSTEAD OF WORKING SO I USED THE DRAGON BALLS TO MAKE HER MUTE ISN'T THAT COOL BEJITA?
>I USED THE SECOND WISH TO TELEPORT PRINCESS SNAKE TO MY HOUSE AND THE THIRD ONE TO MAKE HER MY MINDLESS SEX SLAVE MODIFIED TO MY EXACT SPECIFICATIONS BEJITA! IN FACT SHE'S SUCKING ME OFF RIGHT NOW!
>HOLY FUCK SHE SUCKS GOOD!
>BEJITA HURRY THE FUCK UP AND PICK YOUR SKIN YOU INSECURE FAGGOT!
>EWWW BEJITA WHY'D THE PICK THE PINK SKIN?! ARE YOU GAY, BEJITA? ARE YOU A FAG?
>BEJITA WE'RE IN THE LOBBY NOW LET'S-
>WAIT WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT'S THAT BIG ASS SCREEN? IS THIS A NEW EVENT?
>BEJITA... WHY THE EVERLOVING F U C K IS THERE A NIGGER ON THE SCREEN?
>WHY IS IT TALKING TO BE ABOUT RACE SENSITIVITY AND BEING ANTI-RACIST? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
>O-OH FUCK... AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
>HOLY FUCK SHE'S SO FUCKING GOOD.
>DID I LEAVE MY MIC OPEN? AH! SORRY, BEJITA-SAMAAAA!~
>WHAT'S THAT BEJITA? THERE'S A TOMATO MACHINE? WHERE?
>HAHA WOOOOW WE CAN THROW TOMATOES AT THE NIGGER BEJITA!
>BEJITA FUCKING THROW TOMATOES ON AT THE NIGGER ON SCREEN NOW!

>>150188910
>Ash can revive himself with the power of friendship
Checkmate

>>150188938
>>150188858

>>150188919
Ash Ketchum is on the case!

>>150188959
HalDAMN!!!!

>>150188959
BrockDAMN

>>150188959
Why are they doing that?

>>150188908
Is that how the "Heart of the Cards" gets manifested?

>>150187835
They are getting cocky now that they got rid of /dbs/

>>150188959
Goh is so lucky...

Do Yugi or Ash ever get cucked?

>>150188919
it's a woman fight we need straight smut

>>150188999
Yugi's girlfriend leaves Japan to become a "dancer" in America.

>>150189009
Metal JOBnic lost this fight and is one of the biggest jobbers in gaming. What are you trying to prove?

>>150188959
outta my way

>>150189026
Yugibros...

>>150188959
Gary Oak is so lucky...

>>150189026
firs time since Miles vs Deku that the blacked memes were real.

Character for this feeling?

>>150188978
Something about Rockruff not knowing how to wag is tail?

And for some reason Ash is an expert at it...

>>150189070
Sonic the Hedgehog, of course!

>>150189044
I believe that anon just wanted to post a cool webm

>>150189001
nah

>>150189070
Asura

>*n*n
Show him the door, gentlemen.

>>150189074
>Something about Rockruff not knowing how to wag is tail?
you can't be serious

>>150189089
change "Wild Pokémon" with "homosexual fantasies" and you've got a great representation of /dbg/

>>150188959
YugiDAMN

Where is the BBC?

>>150189110
>Fantasies
REALITIES

These threads are virtual gay bars. Hets can go home or get kicked out.

>>150189110
>forgetting the cuck realties
New to the halls?

>>150189143
Holy shit that's Bejita's attack!

>>150189145
We lock in and cook transgirl bangers chud

Why can't Ashfags and Yugifags just fucking post their heros feats?

>>150189185
feet?

>>150189070
DOGtos

>>150189185
You need to realize Ash vs Yugi is just genuinely two Kratoses fighting (both have fairly impressive visual feats that aren't too far apart overall and then absurd lore wank and debatable game mechanics that are difficult to judge in a cross-verse scenario)

>>150189185
No one posts feats in here I've noticed. I've asked shit posters many times to post exactly what feats make their hero universal and they always dodge the question.

>>150189201
My hero just is universal.

>>150189208
This is a weird falseflag, I don't really get it.

Okay, from all the threads before. Here is the conditions for Ash vs Yugi - not counting scaling but their arsenal and how it'll be conducted:

>Both Ash and Yugi/Atem gets their show exclusive feats
>Ash's arsenal consists of mons he used for battle in the Pikachu flashback episodes from Kanto to Galar.
>Yugi's arsenal consists of the Ceremonial Duel deck + Eye of Timaeus + DSOD's latest cards to Yugi's deck
>The style of battling to accommodate both Ash and Yugi is based around how Yugi/Atem during the Zorc arc in Egypt - meaning no turn based battling, real time. As well as Ash can use his Pokemon's abilities to counter and adapt to Yugi's spells and attacks like in the show with PIkachu's Thunder Armor interacting with Raigeki causing a Raigeki Thunder Armor
>The scaling will be limited to Ash's tenure in the anime as well as Yugi/Atem's tenure, meaning no one can cite Liko or Jaden's feats.

Is this fair on both ends? Honestly, DB doesn't even need to use chain scaling to convince us that Yugi could beat Ash through strategy alone as in Yugi's fight against Diva where he wasn't playing around, and even when he was dueling Kaiba it was to prove a point, and not ending him early on.

>>150189224
Is giving Ash game feats since his Pikachu is an event Pokemon in the mainline games as well as Ash is in Master SEX?

>>150189185
Because everyone ignores them every time they get posted. Here's a pokemon feat and a non-schizophrenic calc for that moon attack too >>150188620

>Unironic troon posting
This marked end times for /DBS/. Don't let them take hold here.

>>150189244
>House level rock
So he's equal to Yugi

uuuuu im so GAY and TRANS and Pathetic uuuuuu

>>150189263
Every poster here except for me...

>>150189238
Not familiar with the games, but if you're going down that rabbit hole then you'll have to include things such as all the various Yugioh video games/card games that focus solely on Yugi.

It's only fair if we limit Ash vs Yugi to their shows' feats. It should be more than enough.

>>150189273
and me, I'm just black :(

>>150189026
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse

>>150189026
Yeah? Let me recount Ash's love interests

>Misty when not being a Gym leader is a water stripper mermaid
>Serena is literally an idol, and idols tend to do things for home.

>>150189201
Which characters?

>>150189238
Event Pokemon are just references and Masters is not canon to the actual games due to a bunch of contradictory elements (protagonists actively traveling together for one).
That being said DB is probably going to use game shit for Ash and cross-scale to later Yugioh arcs for Yugi.

...in his sad cucked mind only.

>>150189128
Located in the United Kingdom, of course!

>>150188049
Kek, based, canon.

>>150189323
it has dbs

>>150189315
>Ash's love interests
only one

>>150189343
>dbs KNEELS to the BBC
KEKYPOOOOOO /dbs/, THIS IS YOUR SHOW?!

>Ash and Yugi
>both from series that have sexualized underage characters
Job to any character from Texas even with full access to all their monsters at once.

Uuuuu i owe 6 million dollars in credit card debt but i’m so poor and gay the company says the only way i can pay it back is by sucking off 1 jew for every dollar i owe so i must suck off the same number of jews as my ancestors killed in ww2 but for me it’ll take much longer than that because i’m a good person and not a chuddy nazi who can do math uuuuu

>>150189319
>All of Ash's feats are just going to be gameshit that isn't canon to the anime
>All of Yugi's feats are just going to be future protagonist feats with "And Yugi is stronger cause he's the king of games!"
Can't wait

>>150189370
>sexualized underage characters
There is literally NOTHING wrong with this

>>150189289
Go away, Krillin. Maka is our resident cuck icon. Our cuckcon.

>>150189385
Favourite character?

>>150189394
My hero Hal!

>>150189385
Texans... challenge him to an outlaw stand off.

>>150189394
I like piccolo from dragon ball.

>>150189396
>Sage
>had an entire Sonic Channel story talking about her feet
Jobs to Texas.

>>150189396
I couldn't even watch this clip in full, I saw Sage and came immediately.

>>150189370
>>150189408

Post Texas not begging for US aid when their revolution got fucked. Post Texas' feats during the American Civil War.

>>150189415
>the Tienfag followed us here
You and the Panpedo are the refugees we should have shot at the border.

So with all the evidence we have is that Yugi is small building level and so is Ash.
Great MU

>>150189446
The Panpedo was my falseflag FYI. He's still stuck in the /ghost/ cuck chamber.

>>150189445
Post Japan's birth rate not jobbing to underage drawings.

>Texas
Gents. Bring in the Mexicans.

>Texas
MOCKED and RIDICULED by SpongeGOD

As a professional worldclass Gaybo may i just say that my favourite character is Asura

>>150189455
If we're being truthful here, then it' bad. 1.23 per Woman gets pregnant in Japan by 2025's estimates.

Now post Texas' feats in the Revolution and Civil War.

>>150189454
Is that /dbs/'s /a/ archive discussion name? Why not call it /otherworld/ or /hfil/?

>>150189396
Reminder Eggman would have won if he opened with that

>>150189475
That's actually genius. I shall now exclusively refer to it as such.

Pan?

A HERO IN THESE HALLS

>>150188874
In that case, Team Rocket VS Bandit Keith?

>>150189460
Spongebob's age in season 1 was 13 and we don't know how much time has passed in-universe since then, but we did see him nude, so Spongebob is jobbing to Texas (again).

Why is maka a cuckquean? Post evidence.

>>150189511
Spongebob canonically no sold Texas. Patrick on the other hand jobbed to it

>>150189457
>Texas prisons are going to be flooded with Mexicans for watching Dragon Ball while actual pedos are going under the radar
Not even their jails can avoid the tacos.

>>150189511
Wasn't he a highschool graduate due to the Prom episode with Pearl?
He specifically mentioned his own Prom.

>>150189525
Spongebob jobs to Sandy all the time and Sandy was declared the real master of karate in the best Spongebob episode according to the best day ever marathon. SpongeJOB JOBS to Texas.

Just a reminder there are no cuckings, only cuckqueens

>goku vs superman (no explanation needed)
>mario vs sonic 2 (introduced animated wiz and boomstick)
>yang vs tifa and gaara vs toph (most commonly brought up episodes to discredit anything db says)
>ben 10 vs green lantern (biggest shitstorm since goku vs superman, one of the first instances of universe volume scaling, singlehandedly responsible for simon vs kyle)
>flash vs sonic (first instance of dimensional tiering being a decisive factor, I think)
>hulk vs broly (mindbroke comicfags into going full suggsverse mode)
>kratos vs asura (mindbroke /dbg/ and made people think miles would beat deku)
Any other death battles that had a lasting impact?

>>150189572
>wasn't able to stop CHADbob from reaching the Krusty Krab
yup Texas is weak AND dumb!

>>150189584
Kyle VS Simon
Garra VS Toph
Maybe Scout VS Tracer
Buu VS Kirby

>>150189315
Pikachu is ashs love interest thoughabit

>>150189530
His age was a plot inconsistency that has likely long been retconned. It was show on his license in the episode Sleepy Time that states he was born on July 14, 1986 and the episode aired on January 17, 2000.

>>150189593
What did Buu vs Kirby even do? It's one of the most agreed upon DB losses

>>150189609
Pissed off Dragonballfags and people who weren't familiar with the bullshit the little pink ball gets up to.

Gentlemen...

>>150189572
We love you Maka despite being such a pathetic cuck, but I'm afraid the real term is cuckquean, not actually queen. You are a lesser woman.

>>150189615
I will not give Soul anal and let you watch. Get out of my house you cuck creep.

>>150189644
>will not give Soul anal
Yeah because that's Black Star's job!

>there are no cuckings
Imagine disrespecting CHADmon the KINGger like this. He is my cuck idol.

>>150189670
This, CHADsura might've lost but he is still my Indian cuck hero

>>150189662
Soul is so lucky...

We love Trans QUEENS here

>>150187970
Geez... didn't Death Battle say Superman wasn't designed to lose in Goku vs. Superman 2? Because he seems to do that a lot, actually

Miles vs. Deku was honestly fitting because Miles voice actor in Spiderverse is also a cuck. He was mindbroken by Gwen's voice actor getting engaged.

>>150189628
Shut up nerd and fuck that girl

>>150189691
DRACULA!

>>150189208
Who is this cute girl

>>150189705
Crona is not a girl and I will not fuck him in front of you, Maka.

>>150189628
We MUST BE BETTER WOMEN!!!

>>150189700
>she refuses to read lines for 3 in the same room as him now
KWAB

>>150189720
"Crona is not a girl"

>>150187970
Apparently making him huge also made him retarded

Remember to be better men

>>150189615
*Fucks an entire harem of girls in front of her. Points to one of them dripping with cum*
Lunch is served.

>death battle just drank the outerverse kool aid
Is it time?

>>150189609
Lmao no it was.

>>150189774
Time for Raidou to gape Constantine? Sure

>>150189774
They already did with galactus

>>150188662
We need more street levelers to balance it out!

>>150189729
I remember when he pretended to be in a relationship with that one black chick from Spiderman Homecoming to damage control the mockery he got and then she confirmed it was just a video they took at a party together, she was engaged, and she called him a creep. He almost got himself cancelled by being awkward with women. If Miles and Gwen actually kiss in Spiderverse 3, it will be so awkward.

>>150189009
I love all the edits this match up created.

>>150189774
Persona victim

>>150189826
Yet can't have a single decent moment in his own show

So much Umineko fodder in this thread.

>>150189030
I can't picture an army fight that will ever be as cool as this
You have all the minions running around but it was essentially a 3v3 (4v4 counting King Boo and Infinite)

>>150189860
Yet not a single person who knows what that is

Texas? Mexico victim.

>>150189870
>can't refute it because you don't know it
Umineko won.

Mexico? hygiene victim

Post one Umineko feat.

>>150189873
>Texas declares Dragon Ball pedophilia and goes to war with Mexico
>millions of browns dressed as Jiren stand over the corpses of millions of boomer cowboys after the fierce battle and say "BOOM. HECHO."

Mexico? BWC victim.

>>150189875
We're on /co/ i barely recognize most of the anime posted here. Let alone by just name

Mexico? Kratos victim

If your HERO doesn't have a SHRINE leave don't come back.

>>150189911
>911
BWC? Circumcision victim

>>150189419
WUT

>>150189933
I got circumcized and I am PROUD

>>150189918
It's not even an anime, it's yet another wanked VN like Demonbane.

>>150189960
Hal victim

>>150189873
...in a dream they had before waking up to witness their defeat at San jacinto

>>150189932
How does Goten have a shrine? No one in the Dragon Ball fanbase cares for him and his one chance to be comparable to Trunks, a plot twist of getting to be Goku Black, didn't happen.

>>150189960
BBC slurper

>>150189950
Rabi...

>>150189979
>No one in the Dragon Ball fanbase cares for him
Me when I lie on the internet.

>>150189408
To the town of Beacon City rode a stranger one fine day...

>>150189960
Why is he hitting that pose?

>>150189999
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UzjltM2qv_0&pp=ygUNV2hhdCBpdmUgZG9uZQ%3D%3D

Jiren? Jessica Ushiromiya's BITCH

>>150190019
This lines up really well. I am surprised no one made this an AMV back in the day.

DO YOU THINK THIS FIGHT IS STILL CORRECT?

>>150190000
Checked. Kek.

>>150190066
i fr look like Zero

>>150189978
that's a non-sequitur, silly
the war was won by the united states (volunteers)

Give me your most exciting below wall level MU

SUPER DUPER DIAPER
BIG MESSY SHARTS
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>>150190019
Dragon Ball is cringe

Goten is no one's favorite character.

>>150190088
Goku vs Superman

>>150190088
The Wall VS your favorite character

me and my bf

He would KILL the Sonicverse and Touhouverse.

>>150190019
Dragon Ball is based

>>150190122
>Epstein victim

I'm not brown, but I'm still a clown.

>>150190098
...except mine. And I'm the only fan in the world he needs.

>>150190120
Kratos...

>Continued Trans posting

Already we've descended into Gigi posting

Could Gadget catch/kill Lupin iii or would Lupin iii turn Gadget into scrap/get away?

The real listQVEEN is more entertaining.

>>150190203
Why does Kratos love them so much?

>>150189774
...To get raped by Laharl?

>>150190186
Do they get their allies or is this a solo thing cause if solo I think Lupin can win but with their allies involved idk.

>>150189774
>>150190224
Sexo.

>>150190227
Solo, neither have a crew.

>>150190066
Zero solos all of sonic, yes.

>>150190234
Maka, first the cats and Latveria dictators, and then kids?

Sonic sucks monkey butt

>>150190162
... said no one ever.

>>150189396
This is one of the best moments in DB's history

>>150190267
No, it's Sally that sucks Monkey Khan while Sonic watches from the bush.

>>150190299
To be fair I would also like to fuck bootleg wukong...

>>150190041
Xicor vs Nazo/Seelkadoom?

Real schizo hours

>>150190310
Amy...

>>150189615
Soul is so Lucky...

>>150190316
I wish, this isn't funny. I want more Sonic shit flinging and Asaara seethe

Does your hero have theme music that canonically blasts in setting to strike fear in the hearts of the opposition?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miM5wf7N4Mk

>>150189615
...

>>150190324
... to be in a gangbang with Black Star, Blair, and Crona while Maka watches.

>>150190334
Welcome to normal schizo hours in /dbs/

BEING ME...
Uh...
Taylor Hebert (Worm)? Would she be a good opponent?

>>150190361
This is one of the most Gachacore designs I've ever seen
And I play Azurslop lane

>>150190361
Boobs

>>150190380
It's fanart, thought her actual design is still pretty busy.
Anyways, does anyone recall how strong Taylor gets? I only know about the bug thing with Alexandria

>>150190401
*though

>>150190285
...except ME. I LOVE GOTEN.

BRING. ME. THOSE. NINJA. TURTLES!!!!

>>150190416
Rei Ayanami.....

>>150190380
>engaging in moeslop
Your hero?

>>150190423
...laundry.

>>150190423
Based fight

>>150190380
I played AL for like 2 years and it was ass. I stopped around when New Jersey came out. Stop doing that shit. Do literally ANYTHING else.
It's still alive???

>>150190346
It's not fair! Black Star should be gaping ME!!!

>>150190451
>Literally nothing in common
Why are list fags so pathetic?

>>150190416
...'s bum boy vassal, Trunks.

>>150190451
Death Battle would upscale the turtles to multiversal because Utrom Shredder nearly destroyed the multiverse by almost killing the original TMNT despite that logic being retarded.

>>150190517
Trunks crossdresses in the CHADnon CHADnime.

>>150190517
Trunks is cute :3

>>150190088
Reepicheep vs Puss in Boots

>>150190548
GAYten...

>Non canon podophilic padded to shit FAGnime
Didn't peruse.

>Dragon Ball bros lost to dc, then lost to lowballed invincible, and they're picking fights with SLOWjutsu kaisen and the statements RAT now
>Sonicfags still haven't escaped the nintendo slaughterhouse
>DC lost to Gurren Lagann and is destined to get out-suggsversed by SCP and SMT
>Marvel has to go up against wanked Superman or job to Kamen Rider

>>150190182
I will carry the banner then, filter out that which is intentionally meant to disrupt.

>>150190602
What about Goten licking Trunks' feet in DBZ? That is Goten's only feat.

>>150190361
It is a bit trite, but Makima and AfO could be interesting?

Hey anons I have a question, what happens if you destroy the 3D universe but not the 4D space-time continumm?

>>150190712
Time is a concept. You cannot destroy it.

>>150190639
kek

>>150190712
>4D space-time continumm
nD shit depends on the universe

>>150190462
Tsubaki...

>>150190686
How does Goku vs. Superman 3 change if you scale this feat?

>>150190729
>Time is a concept. You cannot destroy i--

>>150190712
Totally setting specific.
If your setting bothers to establish a difference, then it probably means that the universe ceases to exist at a certain point in the timeline, but something capable of traveling along this space maybe able to avert it.

I suck Gigi

>people are still saying Godzilla can't lose in crossover fights via contract
>his third movie is him losing to King Kong.
>his fourth movie is him losing to Mothra
>in 2017 he lost to Shin-Chan
>in 1993, he lost to pilots hired by Hello Kitty
>in Dark Horse Comics, he lost to Hero Zero
>In Godzilla vs Thor, he lost to Thor, actually getting killed.
So... this was just a cope from powerscalers, right?

>>150190845
That's a clock silly

Black*Star should fight Killer Bee

>>150190462
Death the Kid...

>>150190861
That clock is actually the platonic manifestation of time...Just ignore how time itself imploding only made a city level crater...PLEASE.

>>150190423
>>150190451
>HEY GUYS, IT'S THE KID WHO WAS BUYING US AT THE PET STORE!

>>150190859
Yes

>OMG SUPERMAN SHOULDN'T HAVE LOST TO GODZILLA!
He really shouldn't. Godzilla's a reptile. He's weak to the cold. What's one of Superman's best powers? Freezing breath.

>>150190859
Gamerafag made it up

>>150189009
>DB made Metal Sonic seem like a complete menace
>Play the games
>He's actually a total pushover jobber that can't beat anyone

>>150190462
Crona...

Gigi FUCKED EVERY SINGLE WOMAN IN MY FRANCHISE!?
YABBA DABBA YUMMY!

>>150190882
...'s demon twin guns:Liz and Patty Thompson...

>I faked all my orgasms with you
Power scale this insult

>>150190784
If we scale specifically by this feat and this feat alone?
Goku resists every physical aspect of being within a singularity and is able to achieve the impossible and overload it to a point that his kamehameha could escape out of the singularity (which the Instant Transmission was unable to do)
Superman is able to use an aspect of his strength to avert the effects of an event horizon, but still needs an external force to resolve the situation.
In Goku's example, the black hole is the result of a technique and it is a bit unclear if the structure is destroyed by the kamehameha or if the kamehameha connecting with the Replacement Love Trio disrupted the technique.
It is still more impressive than what Clark does, but this is also without considering the absurd jumps in strength Clark can reach with Sun Dipping (something Death Battle presumes to be active during the VS scenario).
So all this is to say, Goku has better inherent stats, but Superman has an infinite resource and the means to use it without interruption.

>>150187851
it really makes all the difference, could you imagine if godzilla didn't have his brand defending him and getting real crossover scaling?

>>150189396
>TWO KINGS KILLING FOR THE CROOOOOOOOOOOWN

>>150191042
Somewhere between Deku and Denji

>>150191046
>HIS BRAND DEFENDS HIM
>Shin-Chan beat Godzilla by blocking his mouth with his ass.

>>150190859
It was more a mutual kill with Thor.
The mandates probably exist, but they probably aren't so draconian that Goji victory is required.

>>150191042
Extremely low because the female orgasm isn't real anyway and even if it was it doesn't matter.

>>150189584
Hulk vs Godzilla as it invalidated Hulk's previous matches and made Death Battle go into outerversal nonsense.

>>150190970
He doesn't fare much better in the comics either for that matter.
Weirdly enough, it is actually fan works that most hype him up, but those same fan works hardly ever push him so high.

>>150191044
I didn't mean this feat alone.

>>150190686
reminder that tanking a black hole is common in scifi settings
fucking yugioh has that

BRING ME MY WIFES SON!!!

>>150191100
I'm sorry, I might be stupid. What did you mean then?

>>150191039
In addition to their meister, the son of Death himself, Death the Kid...

>>150191103
Goku obliterated it. That black hole also had ki absorbing properties so that makes it even more impressive.

>>150191103
Now post Yugi tanking a black hole.

>>150191042
>all my feats are out of context

>>150191119
Just adding onto their feats already scaled.

>>150191042
I never understood the need for this. A woman would just be wasting her time while the guy gets satisfaction. People aren’t mind-readers so she needs to just let the guy know how to make her orgasm. Let him learn. That’s how both parties benefit. It’s a wall-level insult.

>>150191082
Scary Movieverse...

>>150190695
Makima would be reliant on her hax abilities. AFAIK, Cartwheel outshines her in all stats
Not entirely sure about AfO if they give him that FTL scaling, though I guess you could make an argument that Cart's fight against Spectro Rover makes her FTL in some way.

>>150191140
Well in that case, it doesn't really change anything. Death Battle rarely uses anti-feats when it comes to DC and Marvel.
And it would be below what they gave Goku in the episode.

>>150191152
Some women don't like being direct

>>150191141
Who's a good matchup for them?

>>150191082
Proof?

>>150191141
Those 3 chads walking from left to right? Simon, Kratos, and Hal, the KINGS of /dbg/.

>>150191121
Death would unironically become a sissy if Black star penis was symetrical.

>>150191103
Sure, but the example of the Pretty Black Hole does get some clarifying details about it. Such as light not even being able to escape it.
Admittedly this makes Goku FTL stuff seem more suspect as a result, but I am sure that you can finagle some reason for why Goku is still faster.

>>150191171
Read the rest

I obliterated Miles's black hole.

>>150191216
Deku...

>>150191122
i mean, 5D's black hole was the product of the yugioh equivalent to sneed force but i understand your point. your hole sounds haxy
>>150191128
it's 5D's. yami yugi and yusei scale to each other. Atem is just above all of them

>>150191141
All 3? Jiren

>>150191161
It isn't that I don't think there are match ups where Taylor could work, I just can't really think of anything that actually makes the most usage out of her abilities.

>>150191042
I would use my pre-retcon self instead of the post-retcon self

>>150191216
Buck breaker...

>>150191238
Oh, I was asking for opponents for Cartethyia/Fleurdelys. I think that she has cool abilities, and she's one of the strongest characters in her setting.

>>150190361
A Genshin bitch maybe Raiden would fit best since both gacha and related through games' fanbases rivalry

>>150189070
Milla from Freedom Planet

>>150191042
Sub BBC level

>>150190361
Based on her backstory that I can piece together through a wiki dive, Taylor isn't really a good thematic match. You're probably looking for someone who rejected a position of great importance to go be an adventurer. Or an interesting inverse.

>>150191213
I did. You never explained how female orgasms are fake

>>150191255
Oh. I'm just stupid. Don't mind me.

>Aryan
>8 inches
>Uncut
>Swole
>6"11
>A10 eyes
>chiseled face
>10/10
>American
Death battles for people like me?

>>150191341
Kratos vs Asura of course!

>>150191343
If your hero isn't fast enough to do this then they are fodder

>>150191319
No you didn't otherwise you wouldn't be asking this

>>150191341
Justin Bieber vs Rebecca Black

>pure black
>1 inch
>stolen foreskin
>fat
>4"11
>mud eyes
>chubby, round face
>1/10
>Lesothian
>mentally retarded
Death battles for people like me?

>>150191341
Subzero vs Glacius, of course!

>>150191167
>some
Directness is wall level to women.

>>150191264
I'm not too familiar with Genshin power levels, but I've heard that it mostly comes down to statements. Raiden is a mountain buster, isn't she?
>>150191315
Fair. Perhaps a different demigod? I know there is someone who is knowledgeable about Percy Jackson here, so I'll ask how strong that guy is.

>>150191341
Krasura unless you post yourself lifting 200 pounds, dead lift, at minimum. Otherwise you are an statement FRAUD.

>>150191341
Here's your theme song

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dvc4EOjRweU

>>150191371
Aang vs Genshit guy

>>150191371
Warrior-Z...

>>150191371
Superman VS Goku (1-4)

>>150191385
What about Malos from Xenoblade 2?

>>150191385
Archons in Genshin get up to around island level from Zhongli hurling around mountains and Raiden making a giant gorge with a slash that killed a giant snake

>>150191371
Luke vs Harry

>>150191042
It scales with your love for the woman
>Side hoe/random hookup
Street Tier
>1-2 week long Girlfriend
Wall level
>Month long Girlfriend
Building level
>Half a year long Girlfriend
City block to city level
>Fiancee
Mountain level
>Early wife
Planet level
>Late wife
Solar system to galaxy
>Mother of your kids
Universe level
>Your soulmate
Multiversal
>Your childhood love that you married and spend all your life with
Outerversal

The ability to make a woman cum has more to do with your communication skills and how much you understand her body (having sex is literally something that comes built in your brain, you don't need years of experience or a PHD to be good at it) the main sting of the insult is the implication that all the moments of pleasure you thought you shared with her were faked, something that has no weight if you don't care about her in the first place

>>150191411
>>150191426
The shockwaves from this blew up the entire Invincible multiverse

Lion vs Tiger when?

>>150191501
Tiger stomps

>>150191501
>Fight Tiger effortlessly wins

>>150191504
Post Tiger destroying a mountain

>>150191501
Post a Tiger taking down a Water Buffalo

>>150191427
If we aren't accounting for Pneuma's supposed strength, I think that might work. IIRC, the strongest attack Malos scales to is Mythra destroying an entire island with Siren. He should also be as fast as Mythra, who is explicitly lightspeed at minimum. It's been a while since I played XBC2, though, so forgive me if I missed anything.
>>150191465
From what I can recall from lore, characters like Sanhua (4* who isn't noted for being particularly strong in-universe) once accidentally created an entire blizzard with her powers. Cartethyia never hurls mountains, but she has slashed apart giant waves in a single hit and does upscale characters like Augusta (created a colossal beam of energy that destroyed two large stone structures in the distance).

>>150191483
What is the boundless version here? Telling the anon who is flaunting about fucking your mother that?

>tigerfags getting uppity
Lion solos FRAUDgers

>>150191556
your daughter

>>150191483
It actually scales less if you get too high, since at that point you know it's just her making shit up to try and upset you and it was likely something you did that made her that angry.

The middle tiers hit the hardest because you still invested a lot of time into someone who likely was unstable and hateful to begin with.

>>150191520
>Post a Tiger taking down a Water Buffalo
likewise post 1 lion taking down a Buffalo. solo. without teammates

Post a tiger having Jesus scaling

Post a lion taking down a Siberian brown bear.

>>150191576
>Fanfic

>>150191582
Done

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rAg7lAESdK4

>>150191582
They usually go after young, Old, or sick Buffalo. A tiger of a similar size could likely recreate the feat.

>>150191567
Infinitesimal high balled

>Aryan pure germanic-hungarian heritage
>7 inches
>Cut
>150lbs
>6"1
>D10 eyes
>okay face
>6/10
>American
My favorite character?

Stop with the retarded American units

>>150191612
>>150191615
Tigger hivemind...

>>150191625
Simon VS Kyle

Reminder, Lion FRAUDS. You literally have to use Tiger roars in films.

>SEA
>15 cm
>Uncut
>120 kg
>1.5 m
>T50
>Lips have been torn off, nose has been cut away
>SEA
My favorite character?

>>150191681
Luffy who STOMPS Indonesia btw

I forgot what I wanted to post, no idea what the pic even is

>>150191681
Every female from Blue Archive

>>150191612
>it's not even a male buffalo
>a second lion appears demostrating teamwork needed to ambush her
breh

>>150191495
Omnipotus TANKED it
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Omnipotus_(Image_Comics)

>Demi-god
>9 inches, but the sisters of fate told me that it was going to be reduced to 1 inch later down my life
>Uncut
>125 KG
>Golden? I don't even know anymore mang
>my lips are falling, send help
>Greeceland

>>150191701
Every female from blue archive has a 6 incher?

>>150191768
>futa lolis
YUMMY YUM YUMMYROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>150191784
Hal Jordan is husband, fuck off

>>150191833
ESLmu...

>>150191833
SEAmu...

>>150191729
>Varies up to Boundless
>The mere shockwaves of Omnipotus engaging the Immortal destroyed several multiverses instantaneously and reverberated upwards through a metafictional ladder and into an analogue of our world, causing disasters such as the Mount Tambora eruption in 1815, the Great Bhola Cyclone in 1970, the Tunguska Event in 1908 and the Big Crunch, the Sun's collapse into a white dwarf 5 billion years from now, the Big Crunch 7 billion years from now and the Heat Death of the Universe in 1 trillion years
Holy fvck...

>>150191386
...NTA but you realize that's not a high weight for a DL
Even an old genetic failure like me can pull that off.

>>150191972
>genetic failure
BLACKbro...

>>150192032
Worse.
Irish.

>>150191371
Kratos vs Asura!