>>513795112
>hobbies
spending other people's money isn't a hobby. also, every single thing women do other than cooking, gardening, and a few other skills, they have turned into a depraved caricature of what once was.
>reading
has become a fantastic variety of topics such as sex with vampires, sex with fairies, sex with werewolves, sex with abusive billionaires, sex with abusive non-billionaires, and sex with ghosts (probably)
>painting/sewing/playing music
let's do it with less clothes on for likes on instagram/youtube!
>travel
omg i ate at a restaurant in a different country and took a picture prominently displaying my butt on a beach/field/villa/boat, haha now my friends (who i hate) will be super jealous and I will get so many likes on instagram!
>food
no i don't actually cook nor do i understand what I am eating but this restaurant charges $200 for a plate of pasta and their presentation is so pretty they put a flower on it and shape the meat into a rose and my palate is so unrefined that the only comment i can make is "this is soooo good" and my knowledge of wine is equally shallow but you better get the expensive stuff or else my picture of the pasta won't look as good on instagram
>art
i'm super creative, i arranged some shit on a piece of paper and glued it and called it a mixed media expression of sexuality. i also take shitty pictures of stuff with my iphone and call myself a photographer. i own a nikon DSLR camera but i can't figure out how to get the pictures off it or the settings. i have no concept of composition, lighting, or any other basic artistic principles. oh and if i'm really hot i also make jewelry which nobody would ever buy. you should totally help me launch a fashion line. no i have no designs, no prototypes, and no talent.
