Thread 510073492

That weird lefty Swede is asleep. Time to post em you filthy shabbos goys!

>>510074763
>…screamed the stable boy
Top kek.

>>510073662
Retard.

>>510074763
HAHAHAHAHA

>>510075234
Now one of my favorite stories of all time.
Gonna tell this to my kids at bedtime.

>>510077706
Why are leftists so obsessed with mocking penises? I thought they didn't like mockery based on what someone can't control?

>>510073636
My urologist told me he is retiring this year. I could hear the joy in his voice.
Imagine spending your day probing diseased assholes.
God speed, Doc. Thank you for your sacrifice

>>510077811
You got a dick in your ass or why are you going to an urologist for ass problems?

>>510075336
Commie seethe

>>510073510
Missing the Ukraine and Palestine flags.

>>510075234
Thx, I can't remember the last time I laughed so much.

>>510075336
Kill yourself, commie faggot.

>>510075281
Even starvin marvin clowning on Indian street food lmfao

>>510075281
Love this one.

>>510073533
kek

>>510073636
It also could double as tax auditor training

>>510073492 (OP)

>No, switchblades are no longer illegal in Pennsylvania. A ban on switchblades (automatic knives) in Pennsylvania was repealed effective January 2, 2023, according to several legal sources. Pennsylvania law now allows the manufacture, sale, possession, and carrying of automatic knives.

Self-defense tips: The life of a strawberry icecream girl is peralis; in case use of force for a strawberry icecream girl's safety is required, a switchblade can be used to create room and a safespace via which a gun can be pulled and then utilized. Remember Icecream corps girls; that guns should only be pulled when the decision to use them has already been made, thus the only remaining decision is WHERE to shoot.

>>510075150
How am I supposed to believe an artist's theories when the retard can't even draw the correct building falling frst?

Ah, fellow 30 year olds.

>>510081945
Hey Andriy!
My country has paid good money for your war. Less shit posting and back to the trenches!

>>510077764
Well, that comic is from like 2005 and not political, like most things weren't then, but it's probably some kind of implicit understanding make your enemy live up to their own book of rules, the right tends to value masculinity and because they're stupid and base people they resort to the very crudest physical idea of masculinity. They're also sex obsessed in general, like you'll notice how leftists can't go very long without comparing something to gay oral sex, "you're sucking the billionaires" type comments. They're just retarded and reject as part of the actual morality any concept of temperance or even discretion, so this is how they end up expressing themselves

I like that they do because I have a big dick so it's just like, try again lol

>>510073548
Dang so did I

>>510077521
Who has the meme with the fly that advocates for hornet acceptance in bee hives?

>>510074763
I miss early scripted chatbots.

>>510077764
It's curious. Sexual liberation is the foundation of their beliefs but they attempt to restrict or mock the sexual freedom of those they hate. ("have sex, incel").

>>510077764
Oh, they lied, of course. They always lie.

>>510073597
i hate the social media and what it has done to people so much

>>510073662
kek nice one

>>510077243
Uncle Ted never said that, though.

>>510079090
Did he say thank you?

>>510081374
this must be the famous British humor...

>>510076957
>he is still in the same room
Kek, accurate

>>510077764
are you starting to understand?

>>510079772
>gigabits
are zoomers really this fucking retarded?

>>510083274
where can i find this with audio?

>>510084170
>The switch he needed 25 years ago.

>>510082224
Jesus Christ you fucking faggot why not right of Master's thesis while you're at it?

>>510081526
It's a cute from the other side in an alternate reality where Superman exists.

>>510085274
>right

>>510081237
>2'304 White women with white partners
>22 Black women with hispanic partners
>over 100x size difference
wtf are those sample sizes

>>510083750
Yeah he did. That's out of Industrial Society.

>>510084931
>doesn't know you just need to divide by 8
probably!

>>510078412
Significant portion of urologist's work revolves around prostates which they palpate through the person's asshole.l, also transrectal ultrasound

>>510077764
Because they are gay.

>>510073492 (OP)
"WEEKFUCKER"

>>510084170
fucking cattle
>>510085156
kek clever
>>510085458
respond to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>510075360

>>>/wsg/5919036

>>510081237
>wmaf is 101.4
>simpy is 101.0
Big stiffy right now.

>>510077764
Leftist think it is ok to mock a target that is considered privileged. Men are assumed privileged and the penis is a symbol of that power. It is like mocking someone for his White skin or a straight man for his love life.

>>510081237
>the smartest group are White man dating "uncertain" race
Great, the "no tail" anon will be vindicated forever...

>>510087200
> uohcuny

>>510087298
kek

>>510087100
Like when you drive through Bois de Boulogne and you are uncertain if the hooker you see is a woman or not?

>>510075281
Probably the rat

>>510073492 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RECuQaaGGfA

How tired are you?

>>510087298
Based Leftist conspiracy theories. I also hear we find brown bodies ashore on the Moon on the way to Mars.

>>510087712
Imagine what he would think of new york now...

>>510087333
>Amerigolems to pay a DEI tax
I'll keep flying Chudbus.
https://www.alamy.com/around-1000-airbus-staff-gather-around-a-specially-varnished-airbus-image60781620.html (notice the sea of White faces)

>>510087419
You seem well versed in Parisian folklore.

>>510074763
kek

>>510081335
>all the “good men” are faggot who don’t chase girls and just stand there doing nothin
kek that IS what happened except they are usually playing video games alone

>>510077523
I literally have that platform to work on my Ram Power Wagon. It’s that high from the factory.

>>510077764
> Why are leftists so obsessed with mocking penises?
They mock everything sexual. Their whole self identity revolves around sexuality.

>>510081514
Does that include switchblades that emerge straight out of the handle? Or just the 180 degree side-swinging ones?

>>510078223
Sir Clive Sinclair status:
[X] Vindicated

>>510077811
Kek.

>>510081514
Is this someone from /k/ who isnt a totally retarded piece of shit? Or are you one of many /pol/ack gun owners who refuse to go there

>>510085156
Kek.

>>510073510
>>510078599
it's before any of that, also it's screenshots from a webm

>>510075281
5 million Usd?
Or zimbabwe meme coin?

Huh?

Anybody have the UK country balls giving the thumbs up with the long explanation that starts with talking about building a bridge or something and goes through UK history to the point where they become ruled by Pakistanis? accidently deleted mine.

>>510089236
What a bargain. And then people complain about inflation when credit and debit exist.

>>510085264
Nice technique. I should try it next time.

>>510089801
>Nice technique. I should try it next time.
Make sure to grab her as far up the neck as possible and then press the edge of your palm forward rather than squeezing with the tip of your fingers, that way you have the most optimal control over her airways.

>>510074763
Kek

>>510077333
Pol is dead, no one checked these glorious trips.

>>510073492 (OP)
Women want angry. They want to be disciplined for their misbehaviour. They want to be spanked.

>>510089236
That's an amazing rental rate for a brand new car.

>>510087333
Proper capitalism is supposed to solve that kind of problem. That kind of shitty idea can only exist when de facto monopoly exists and that the company is too big to fail. That's why (((neo))) liberalism is cancer.

>>510073548
Nice 1

>>510073548
Damn, I read that as nigger. Very humor.

>>510073548
Niceigger ? wtf ???

>>510075234
Kek

>>510075222
>$550
>literally $200 worth of materials
Did he include labor int he price calculations? I could build that out of the same wood and cosmetic caps for cheaper.

>>510075281
I'll eat the rat stew for free, then give 5 million for the others to never ever make "food" again.

>>510086787
Your meme is not even close to accurate to the 53% meme tho.
There should still be more greed dots than purple ones in the selection.

>>510073548
kek

>>510077764
Women.
They will also claim your gay, etc, which is something they value

I once had a tranny fag on x, said im just a nazi because i have a small dick, and he has more sex than me, and i must be secretly gay.

I refuse to believe all people have souls, we have LITERAL npcs on earth

>>510090992
Fuck off we're full

>>510075336
Butthurt

>>510077459
fukken hate it when that happens

>>510090425
Like magic

>>510086095
>donates all my antisemitism

>>510078891
Funny, would be better with shrek

>>510087100
Think it's a reference to how no one knows which asian is which

>>510075181
I do not like Green Dog and Eggs
I would not eat them if he begs

>>510092118
Kek

>>510092755
code?

>>510089598
>>510089658
Checks out

>>510092812
[NGGR]-354

>>510077764
Leftism isn't a genuine political belief system. It's better understood as a sort of social consensus. When you watch people like Jon Oliver, Maddow, Olbermann, Chunk Yogurt, Anita Sarkesian, etc. these people are never discussing labor theory or GDP or policy. Their focus is almost exclusively on how "dumb" right wingers are. The formula is pretty obvious once you notice:
>Hey see this thing?
>It's right wing.
>It's stupid! It's so stupid!
>You aren't stupid though, right?
>Of course not! You're GOOD!
They're mocking people because that's how they enforce their social code. This is why the response to pro life guys is always
>You'll never date a girl! You'll never get laid!
It has nothing to do with the actual topic of abortion because they aren't capable of talking about it. In truth they don't actually care about the subject, they are socially conditioned. They could easily be made into prolife people if they were habitually made to feel smart for being prolife and if you gave them permission to mock pro abortion people.

>>510092118
Thank you for your support

>>510093572
>I PAID $4000 TO MAGIC MIA FOR SOMETHING I COULD HAVE DONE FOR FREE AHHH *swings stick on the ground*

>>510090425
Lmao

>>510090961
it's treated you fucking amateur and that's $550 probably doesn't even cover it.

>>510090425
fucking kek autism ruins then saves the day

>>510094514
Haiti and Liberia are great case studies.

>>510094221
It just werks. This is the power of feminism.

>>510093715
Saved

>>510093715
Interesting theory. So it's all about social conformism? But then why did those people became leftists in the first place, since most societies are generally traditionalist?

>>510090520
Exactly. She'll drive it for at least three months without making a single payment.

>>510085636
Fuck off, you smelly caveman

>>510084931
I didn't make this meme cunt

>>510088046
The same way every sane person reacts to new york

>>510094877
Fuckin monkey..

>>510087100
The Ruski? Such a quality anon that he stands out amongst so many degens. Over in the /sdg/ threads on g there are many such cases with people's weird and extremely specific fetishes. Like this one guy who has been creating variations of burger-related waifus for over 3 years now, with better quality as the models improve.

>>510087037
Kek

>>510094877
saved

>>510098619
Everyone has an impact on the world

>>510089236
Many such cases

>>510098763
bothers me every time that it's missing a "the" ngl

>>510099247
>buys a new jeep for $144,000

>>510096385
With some luck that car will get totaled before the end of those three months

>>510073492 (OP)

.

>>510073492 (OP)

Lmao

>>510098763
>>510099420
>bothers me every time that it's missing a "the" ngl
Happy Friday

>>510081526
did you know you can walk around buildings? if you saw it from southsoutheast you'd only have seen one tower

>>510077415
What about autism?

>>510082224
It was political but we just didn't realize what they were actually doing

>>510099846
That's nice of you.

>>510100431
what a fucking gamer

>>510087037
>>510098619
Based

>>510098619
>>510100529

>>510093572
anyone remember the opie and anthony episode where bobby kelly paid 50$ for a bucket of dirt?
>wow that's real cheap, how much for the air?

>>510100529
Gonna see if I can't get /uhg/ to repost that unironically

>>510073492 (OP)
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads
Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

>>510088707
Let me guess, its illegal in cuckland europe to beat up robbers?

>>510099846
kek

>>510101396
If you dare defend yourself as niggers and sandniggers break into your home you get jailed, yes

>>510100961
Late blessing.

>>510101397
Why would frogs be considered a plague to begin with? I wouldn't complain about free food.

>>510100797
They would do it, simply because they can't even realize when someone is batshit insane, as long as he's on their side.

>>510077811
This nigga piss out his asshole

>>510075281
Rat water would be closer but it has to be more than 5 million.

>>510088271
that makes 2 countries scammed by australia
foresting chuds just make israelis and their love for money seethe

>>510091586
>>510091306

>>510087100
>>510097954
Dear god...

>>510100597
Farewell Toriyama

>>510089021
I wonder if /k/ will ever become usable again?

>>510099846
Saved, thank you very much my friend

>>510075527
Would

>>510100125
What happened to Electric retard ?

>>510075181
>steamy crab with goat heat and green slime

imagine the smell

>>510093572
Women are so stupid that I might force myself to become a faggot.

>>510078467
Based Skyrim poster

>>510101397
>>510101949
>An act of God makes your frog collection worthless.

>>510095004
Better version

>>510079264
>West Taiwanese
I see what you did there. Very nice.

>>510099530
>Pic
It's actually about child sacrifice to Moloch, but thanks for playing

>>510077394
but where is he now?

>>510104466
Who cares? Bitch is so ugly she should be flattered anybody would even bother to rape her

>>510079090
>>510088939

>>510090425
retard. The antenna is the discriminator.

>>510104715
No u

>>510078767
Who the fuck perches on a split rim?
>first mozzie astronaut.

>>510077523
I'm 6'1" and need one of these to work on my truck. They are big.

>>510074763
Lost lulz

>>510077845
JD?

>>510096747
Based Trailer Park Boys poster. Smokes, let's go!

>>510104340
kek thx

>>510091165
And even HE submitted to the Khazar milkers. They really are the ultimate foe.

>>510086319
Nice chicken.

>>510074763
You might like this.

>>510087851
I wish leftist conspiracy theories were actually true

>>510084203
SStttoopp....
Dddon't touch me there..
This is my no-no square
>oh god keep pounding on my no-no square

>>510081526
>>510104715
I waited 120 seconds to post this