Good afternoon frens and foids (who are we kidding) the weather is still trying to kill you, the markets are trying to extort you and the government is activity replacing you, promising doggy treats to the good boys and girl who will convert to Islam willingly.
In local news, anon in west Plapington, big lad bought two scrumptious hog roast rolls, ironically, the locals affectionately call him 'Tiny'. Hehe, adorable.
Well, if you are watching Tiny, we will be thinking about you here at the studio when our delivery arrives
>Anchors laughing