>download Fortnite in 2022 just to see what the fuck was the huge deal about it
>Street fighter was the newest collaboration and everyone was talking about Chun li's ass for some reason
>Play about a match full of bots
>Kill only 1 bot at the end and win #1 royal
>Never play again
>But still remember seeing this cute girl in the BP
>A girl called Helsie
I really wanted to buy the battle pass JUST for her, and play until hitting level 20 where I could unlock her, but I realized I just didn't like the game, and also I was under the impression of "this is a shitty kiddie game" and uninstalled it after like 2 months, but very vividly remember her
Now that I actively play (started playing because of Miku near the end of lawless and very painstakingly before finding joy in the game) I realize I'll never be able to get Helsie and really want her right now, not a cope, but the real Helsie
I should've just done that and I'd be playing with my Helsie skin dammit
And no, fuck buying an account, fucking epic
I remember I tried to give the game another try later on but it simply didn't get my attention, I remember the intro picture being on a desert with magneto and some mad max looking mfs