Thread 538466008

>Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 6 Season 4: Shock 'N Awesome | Launch Trailer
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>Bad Bugs vs Power Rangers in Fortnite BR: Shock ‘N Awesome | Live Action Trailer
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>Bad Bugs Bite the Bullet in Fortnite Battle Royale: Shock ‘N Awesome!
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>Quests, stats, shop
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>LEGO XP AFK Strategy
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>Mission Alerts for StW
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>Gorillaz Enter a New Universe as Fortnite Festival Season 10 Icons!
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>Worlds Collide in Fortnite OG Chapter 1 Season 5!
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>Fortnite Ballistic v37.10 Adds the Veiled Precision SMG, Deployable Wall Gadget, and More
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>Unwind with the Palm Paradise LEGO® Pass in Fortnite!
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>Fortnite Crew September 2025 - Augury
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>>538370791

This one because fuck Lexa waifufag

Even though OG Lexa IS cute

using this one since it has the hyphen

I pick this one hehehhee

Holed up

this is the one
anyone still play the lego mode?

>>538396912
>>538397103

oh my god more

hag love

The other thread sucks!

WHATS UP FORTNITE GAMER NATION

None of you bought beavis and butthead stop larping.

Which one is it you dorks?

>>538466958
whisper should be on the list tbqhwy

>>538466942
The one who doesn't gets nuke first.

>>538466896
I did homo

>>538466942
This is the one. It was first and the other one is being spammed hard by the cord.

>>538466692
She looks like she would make a good wife and mother to a lot of children.

>>538467154
No you didn't.

gooner W

>>538467347
With all this other garbage in the shop fuck else am I suppose to buy? Oh lemme buy the gimpsuit hag skin pushed by discord until her fame dries up in a week or the funny giggling guys, hard choice

You have 5 seconds to say why you don't own Huntress Helsie.

Hello

This ons

>>538467552
I don't have awful taste

Moving over to this thread, I guess

Did Epic really remove the supercharged XP? Fucking lame.

it's getting gassy...

eww the faggot's here i'm going back to the other thread

>>538467552
I own her but I only bought the bundle for Joni
Not a latefag so I dont need to cope with a worse Helsie design

>>538467825
Retard

>>538467825
the special thing for the weekend has been removed now that said weekend is over? say it ain't so...

>>538467824
>someone saved my clip
I'm touched

wait a minute

>>538467992
Just like your uncle did 20 years ago.

>Lexafag lost
Good job /fng/, you chose the right thread

>>538468121
hahahahahahaha

I'm skipping on Dare because 'Gorillaz' are so unknown to me. Only saw them being named on a music award like a decade ago?

So no update tonight?

>>538468121
KEK

>>538467992
the only thing that should touch is you if the knife that hit your 14 year old brother instead of you

>>538468162
I don't really like Yxxsan that much if I'm being honest.

>>538467546
Cute
>>538467552
I don't care about her

Wheelchair anon here! I don’t really get this style for Battle Gamer Mae. Why exactly is she winter/snowflake themed? It’s not a bad style, just doesn’t really make much sense on her. We should’ve gotten a bunny style for Battle Gamer Mae, damn it! This is my dub for day 56 of my Dub a Day challenge. Share your dubs anons! :]
https://streamable.com/bsz1xe

>Get a Nemia in my team for stw
>She is shit
of course

>>538468121
ecks dee

kinda weird that OP decided to copy and paste posts from the other, popular thread that was made first… really makes you think

Heee hehehe hehehe hehehhehe hheheh

>>538468121
Hot

>>538468519
You missed the mass quote post to expose him

>samefagging to pretend to be cool
Damn that's rough

>>538468121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz7N8WPPbvE

>>538468465
take the doom 2099 teammate pill

>Pedos lost
/fng/ is healing, furry extermination when?

This place could use a little. . . . Peace

Whisper is an awful skin

>>538391342
>I know black zord's unlcoking early + an extra for those who got it before the bug was fixed.
Where is this extra talk coming from?

>>538468742
Lexa is tranny, and even then probably not OG mostly Princess and Hexbringer

>>538468310
I don't know who that or Kenobrien is if I'm being honest

>All the pets leaked/datamined look like Pixar animals aside from Bonesy
I wish the blockier look the game had was still in affect

>>538468295
>esl
Oh no no no

>>538468879
>Tranny
so pedos then, also GMS?

>>538468859
epic said people weren't getting the black and gold zord but nothing about an extra, they'll just get it back once it properly releases

Randomly remember On Rush, that game was fun, it was like a Hero Shooter but with cars and bikes. Epic needs to fired the favela devs on rocket racing and bring the studio that made On Rush and put it on fortnite, make a deal with bike companies and shill it in your game.

>>538468929
We love Whisper here

>>538469207
guh huh

>>538468813
It is what it is for 800

Phaedra's game

>>538468989
As a newer player to Fortnite I'm glad they got rid of the blocky asymmetrical style because it looks like complete shit, like something you'd see from some cheap Chinese mobile game with default assets.

>>538469320
mmm i want her to crush my balls

>>538469320
I hate artsy bitches, bet she masturbate every night with dragon dildos.

I'm still in disbelief that Simpsons is next season. Like whats the plot even going to be? Even Galactic Battle has some kinda exuse of generic Empire conquest

Guys my thread was first
>>538465990
>>538465990
>>538465990

chun li bro we love charged shotguns

>>538469714
Plot has been nonexistent and terrible since Mustard left who gives a fuck

>>538469714
I'm thinking it's gonna be like the fall guys event on the map, you just transport to some mini game with no other purpose that complete a challenge for a reward.

>>538469714
don't care faggot go finish your enema for your weekly anthony topping

>>538469726
lexa likes it here though

>>538469741
I don't play squads; does that notice that you're the last one standing stay on your screen while that's the case or did your buddy human shield for you here?

>>538466841
You reposted someone else's post. I see through you. I know what you are.

>>538470027
Your thread lost btw

>>538470008
nta, that's the message when your whole team is dead

>>538470090
oof

remember when everyone said haylee would be the new helsie and everyone would stop liking helsie

i remember

>>538469974
Was Lexa their first attempt at Cel-Shading or soemthing because she looks so off

Hug homebase level 130

>>538470090
You can't tell people apart yet people can tell you apart

Lexa Hexa Sexa Potexa

>AFK tycoonslop to increase my level
>Barely have any interest to play BR
Kamen Rider collab when

>>538470176
Helsie's core dorks have been obsessively in love with her for years now. That's never gonna change

They're(also Lexaposters) are cringe but I respect that loyalty to their favorite

>>538470223
Ehhh kind of. TNTina was technically the first since she has a built-in emote to enable cel-shading but she was designed with the regular Fortnite modeling in-mind. Lexa is the first fully cel-shaded skin though with that idea being a part of her design whoch is why she's so wonky like her sticker mouth and blinks that are similar to Peely

>>538470254
to be fair both miku posts have the same exact filename when the randomized ones are supposed to be randomized every time indicating the miku post was copied and brought over here
the ai prostitution post both have different filenames which means that poster did post in both threads. i wouldn't be surprised if this OP did copy more posts since the miku one is copied

>>538470176
We need Helsie because she works as a containment skin for the mentally ill

>>538469726
>>538470090
hmm, curious

>>538470337
I've only played a few BR games at the start of the season and am.at Lv160 just from Creative and Festival games. I'm just so over BR in general
Maybe I'll get back into it eventually but as of now it's just really unfun

>>538470607
Classic busfag.

Can't wait to use the new Duff™ Energy consumable and unlock the Duff™ wrap

>>538468742
Furgods are /fng/ culture and older than you

>>538470978
Ohh Duffman probably will be the bonus/timegated skin

I hope we get these 3

>>538470978
>>538471053
Duff is beer though, can’t happen

>>538470490
op here, i actually went to the lexa thread first cause that one literally won, i in no way am enough of a tryhard to be copying posts from there and bring them here
no busfag here, no shitcord user here, i just thought fortnite xitter page made 1 single funny post worthy of the op

>>538471124
middle looks like a chapter 2 default reskin with extra stuff added to it, could be good

>>538470978
I'm willing to bet Duff will probably be totally omitted from the season because its beer

We're more likely to get Radioactive Man than Duffman

>>538469207
agreed

>>538471171
If that’s true and you conceded, why didn’t you delete your link to this thread? We can see through you, busfag

>>538471326
Whisper trying to lure shotas...

>>538471331
finally some good fucking food

>>538471391
i... forgot kek
don't get it twisted i genuinely thought /fng/ was gonna go there, this place loves lexa except for the one schizo still having a redditor living rent free in his head because hexbringer IS popular here

>>538471171
honestly man i don't care that much and once next thread hits no ones going to care about this thread or who made it
its just a funny coincidence. if you decide to defend yourself on this place over something this small you're going to go insane or become a site schizo

>>538469207
You don't love Whisper
You love her assets
You can take her entire head off and you'd still say you "love her"

>>538470986
Nah Lan and Grizz didn't out themselves as furfag until later Lan was too gay for Kyle at the time and Grizz was getting raped by Luna on his CTL costume

>>538467552
i’m not a pedo so she is of no interest to me

>>538471439
i want to peel off that latex suit and suckle on her breasts

>>538471331
I don't get it, know is more easy to rank up?

>>538471584
in my defense, if "I" was the busfag, "I" would've put some filename like -Beavis never hit edition-
it was just a shit coincidence and if he's here i apologize to the other op, you're also right, next thread will have another topic to complain about and i will 100% not make a thread next, like i said it's just because the image was funny

>>538471801
The image isn’t even funny though

>>538471907
it is for fortnite xitter standards

Seeing ______ mains really makes my day!

>>538471761
yes but it also sours the whole point of ranked and expecting actual players rather than bots

mouthbreathing loudly to the rhythm of music, im such an artist.

Why did Joniposting fell off?

>>538472053
To be fair ranked can never work in a BR by the very nature of needing 100 people of similar rank in a single lobby. Even finding 50 would be difficult for the matchmaker. Either delete ranked or soft intergrate it into casual.

>>538472250
I bet her spine hurts when she sits down

>>538472136
Pedophiles

>>538472136
Both of her skins are locked behind fomo bs

>>538471991
Any skin using a default model is based

>>538471331
Is this only in OCE?

>>538471326
Bro, your high-frequency blade?

>>538473109
This isn't my guh

>>538469714
Kotos and Kang kidnaps the loopers and does some alien shit which cause us to dream of Simpson shit probably

We need to put the FORT back into Fortnite bros and in that I propose we implement new edits into builds. Any suggestions?

Haute Hustle wrap looks good on Whisper

>>538469974
She's so cute!

>>538473558
You know fortnite is a thing when you sleep for like 4 weeks right?

>>538472136
Helsie won

Lynx!

What am I in for?

>>538474375
I love her!

>>538473109
ass

>>538472136
Why did Jillposting fell off?

Thoughts?

>>538475281
Sheeit

Blue Spartans are starting to piss me off.

>>538475281
We're eating good.

>>538475281
She looks like she would turn me inside out through my peehole

Haylee Royale

>>538471331
if only most players weren't split up between like 20 other modes and creatives.

>>538475281
General reactions i've see thus far is that everyone's collectively scared epic will fuck her up. Be it nerfing the afro, giving her a crop top, changing her skirt to be longer, etc

>>538477332
>giving her a crop top
I wouldn't complain.

>>538474496
>still no fortnite collab
why bros why

>>538477410
They should promote whoever had the brilliant idea of putting a hag in a skin tight latex suit.

>>538477427
I would. I'm fucking sick of epic lazily slapping that on female skins so often. Women wear full length shirts damn it.

>>538477410
which backbling is that?

Troon Killing Squad

>bodeschizo is silver
kek

>>538478715
>zyg
cool
>everything else
fuckinnngggg gayyyyyyer than the beast.

>>538477913
I think it's Twyn's

>>538478807
Are you sure?

>>538479348
>not the current season
yawn, more playing, less complaining

>>538477913
>>538479179
Yeah its Twyn's backbling

>chani has been #1 usage for 3 seasons straight
how and why

>>538479656
I'm not stupid 'groid, anyone can take a screenshot of themselves like that with an unearned style, when it's not actually equipped, nice try

>>538478715
>He didn't get enough (You)s with AI posting so he's posting cord pics now
kek
Based bruni using aubey tho

>>538479907
hit the play button lil bro

>>538479907
You weren't supposed to point that out

>>538480080
GUH

>>538480107
the 'cord backup came too late...

post skins you literally never seen until now

>>538475281
built for Midas

>>538480107
Get fucked
>>538480042

>slowly building up founderbux with mini boss season
>know that ill have to drop 2400 to buy the music and OG pass since they expire before the optimal crew timing
lame. hopefully the passes that follow have really short durations so i can double dip off of the late october crew sub. music pass in particular is likely because of the "celebration of festival" thing theyre doing for season 10.

Epic cooked with Whisper and Shay + only 800 veebees each. The flashlight pickaxe is also cool.

>>538480315
alt styles for already uncommon ch1-ch2 skins throw me off all the time.
i saw a motorcycle helmet shade once and i genuinely had no idea what i was looking at.

>>538480557
are you genuinely retarded just spend the 12 bucks early instead of spending the equivalent of 20 bucks on passes

>>538472250
Imagine hugging her and holding her tightly
She wouldn't even be able to put up a fight

>>538480881
>buy crew now
>get 1 bp, 2 og passes, 2 music passes, 1 lego pass, 2 crew skins (possibly 3 if you wait for the triple dip at the end of the month)
>buy crew oct 31st
>get 2 full bps (simpsons mini season means you wont get fucked by having to buy in for the secret skin), 1 og pass (possibly 2 if its short), 1 music pass (possibly 2 if its short, which is likely), 2 lego passes, 3 crew skins (triple dip)
technically its about the same value-wise. im just betting on shorter passes after the current ones end because of the aformentioned simpsons mini season and festival anniversary.

>>538478715
>>538479348
>twink fag with faggy voice uses fag skins
lol

>>538479348
That locker, yuck, owning syphers and a condom skin. Pathetic.

>>538480881
i should add that i do not care for the current crew skin whatsoever, and the low player numbers hopefully means that theyll bring out some of the decent concepts for oct/nov/dec. thats the hope anyway.
my overall reasoning boils down to "the current stuff is okay at best, so im better off waiting for the future".

>>538481428
I don't even care if hes a schizo hes cute as fuck and i'd rail him

i hope that one of epic's panic buttons is to finally allow for people to buy old crew skins.
gimme loveless, nox, katt, and southpaw and i'll be set.

>>538466465
my concept hotwife

Anyone else checking out after fortnitemares?

>>538481136
You'll get splinters if you hold on to a wooden board like that

No I will NOT buy whisper
I've only 2800 v-bucks and I'm waiting for Agata whose assets were updated recently which means she'll be back soon (800 v-bucks)
And spiderwoman (1500 v-bucks)
I also want mad moxxi which drops September 28 and want the full bundle which will probably be 2200 v-bucks
And also need to buy the Gorillaz bundle before October 13
>Just buy more v-bucks
I'm indebted as fuck and want to finish this shit as soon as possible so I can't buy v-bucks, I can buy 20$ in v-bucks at most by next week, but I need to be on the lookout for jaina or bunny penny (which probably won't be back soon since jaina left 2 weeks ago and penny is an Easter skin)
And also for Billie ellish (but I can probably wait for her)

>>538483305
you sure?

>>538480080
GUH

>>538483305
Why don't you ask bruni to gift you the skin like any sane person would do?

>download Fortnite in 2022 just to see what the fuck was the huge deal about it
>Street fighter was the newest collaboration and everyone was talking about Chun li's ass for some reason
>Play about a match full of bots
>Kill only 1 bot at the end and win #1 royal
>Never play again
>But still remember seeing this cute girl in the BP
>A girl called Helsie
I really wanted to buy the battle pass JUST for her, and play until hitting level 20 where I could unlock her, but I realized I just didn't like the game, and also I was under the impression of "this is a shitty kiddie game" and uninstalled it after like 2 months, but very vividly remember her
Now that I actively play (started playing because of Miku near the end of lawless and very painstakingly before finding joy in the game) I realize I'll never be able to get Helsie and really want her right now, not a cope, but the real Helsie
I should've just done that and I'd be playing with my Helsie skin dammit
And no, fuck buying an account, fucking epic
I remember I tried to give the game another try later on but it simply didn't get my attention, I remember the intro picture being on a desert with magneto and some mad max looking mfs

>>538483925
this is not a natural organic post

>>538483426
GYATT DAMN!
And yes, I'm fucking sure, Agata has a bigger and fatter ass, thighs, legs, fatter and bigger and kissable body and is younger and cuter
Same for jaina and bunny penny, they have bigger asses so I can wait
Also I've Chun LI and elastigirl to stare at a big ass
>>538483669
Who the hell is bruni?

Who the hell cares about Helsie when Ochako was all the rage back in 2022

>I-I'M ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONIIIIINGG
>I FUCKING LOVE ROOOOOOOONING
>LOOK AT ME ROOOOOOOOO-ACK

>>538484439
>this guy doesn't want to die and wait literal minutes to be allowed to play the game again he's the worst ever isn't he guys

>>538480791
Both skins in this set have cute breedable butts perfect for filling up

There’s some young dude at work who’s OBVIOUSLY attracted to some hag at my work
Like this dude constantly looks at her and waves at her + talks whenever he can to her
Fucking creep considering that lady is obviously ATLEAST fucking 35

Did anyone buy the song 2 emote? I like the song but I refuse to buy an emote made by a gay.

>>538484435
it's weird because i vividly remember the female skins getting trashed on for all being e-girls and then doomfags talking about doom slayer mostly with a little bit of stuff about the ageless and geralt. idk what happened in that span of time for the h-girl to become brought up fucking every thread since then

>>538484181
yeah but all the skins you mentioned have a big problem and it's that they're all fatties

>>538485051
In regard to the Helsie spam it's genuinely just one guy at least back when it started not sure about now

>>538484969
yeah, I use it to dab on condoms

how thick is your fav's bush?

>>538485306
80s style

>>538479889
Peterbot

>>538485306
Peterbot style

>>538485306
As big as that black chicks afro from the newest survey

>>538485306
i like em clean shaven

>>538449876
Eh, sometimes the concept is better.

>>538486002
she's got a trimmed, diamond shaped thatch of hair that she actually dyes from time to time to match her hair

sorry to inform you

>>538486231
Why'd they make her white lmao

>>538485378
>>538485578
>not posting the favorites
cowards
>>538485306
>how thick
you'd need a machete to traverse it

>>538486547
>>538485306
You just know its Musky

Can we please stop talking about women like this?

>>538486657
god, you just know she'd smell amazing

can we please keep talking about women like this?

Can you get some real pussy instead of giving fictional women the ick'

>>538486503
I don't know this was around the time a lot of the skins in 2020-2024 have flat butts.

>>538487154
I want to suck her dirty toes

>>538468859
>>538469092
The last time Epic had a fuck up where the last skin in the pass wasn't obtainable, we got a special backbling if you got there early.
I think it's one of the rarest bbs in the game, it's a recolor of a bp frog and you only got it if you hit level 200 in Myths season before they fixed getting the skin

We might get nothing, but we might get something like that again.

What's Fortnite's Xianjiajun equivalent?

>>538487147
>giving fictional women the ick'

>>538487147
why would I give a shit about fictional women's feelings? Retard, they're not real

>>538485306
small angel hair that tickles your skin

>>538483874
One day you'll grow out of Miku fever, and then disappointment in yourself will settle in.

>>538488725
What an autistic thing to say

>>538483874
People do shit like this then say "wtf why does no one in stw jam out with me"

>>538485306
She hasn't had time to grow hair down there yet.

>leaks conveniently get delayed along with the update

noticing...

>>538485089
>they're all fatties
Even better
Also Chun LI and elastigirl are not fat

>>538489068
>cockona

>>538485306
>not a single male skin responses
Y'all are gay af

>>538489327
I don't think you know what gay means...

>>538489762
It means lame

>>538489792
If it meant lame people wouldn't say gay & lame

Man the Genos skin is so disappointing. I can't really explain why but it just looks off

>>538489792
Actually lame means disabled, so the gayest person here would be pugotis (wheelchair).

>>538488685
The gloves were ok, a little OP
The sword was good
The bat was good
The pom poms sucked (because they gave you an additional 1000 hp, not because they were a melee weapon)

>>538489327
>>538489792
be the change you want to see in the world gaylord

>>538488998
giggity

>>538490287
that's a child

Since there's no update may as well hit the bed, goodnight /fng/

which girl skin has the biggest futacock?

>>538488685
I miss my nitro fists

>>538490910
HUSH!

>>538490459
allegedly

>>538490910
Daraku

>>538491217
Same

>>538488998
>>538490287
Latelet here
How long before this skin comes back to the shop?

>>538491668
a year

>>538466008 (OP)
The spanish fortnite account put way more effort, i thought they were supposed to post the same shit

>>538492032
Spanish people have more soul

500 bucks says they delayed the update to replace REPO since no one wanted that now skeleton of a dead game

>>538492032
The difference is that this one was made by a White male Spaniard, while the English one was made by a 300 lb Black female intern put there by affirmative action policies.

D4VDbros...

>>538492894
Niggers gonna nig

>>538492894
New OG emote

I bet they cancel his icon skin too

>>538493451
>>538490901
>>538490287
I should rub one out

>>538493535
rub it between these cheeks instead

>>538492894
oh so that's why they delayed the update. I didn't even know who the fuck he was so very glad this'll nuke his collab stuff. Still peeved about REPO, though, that was a complete wasted slot

>>538493587
she's really sexy anon and I got hard but idk if you can post that here

>>538490459
?

>>538483925
Is this your new schizo omegafag?

>>538494035
I need lipstick stains on my cock

>>538493451
>>538493587
>>538494035

>>538492894
Glad I convinced myself to buy the emote last time

>>538493424
I genuinely thought that was The Weeknd who sung that song

>>538492894
right after he makes the official fortnite anthem kek

What would your Fortnite Sunny girlfriend think about this season and current /fng/?

>>538494779
lmao I just noticed that's the same guy. That's gotta be insanely awkward for Epic.

>>538494623
They all look the same desu

>>538494286
Update was delayed so they could rush in the legacy pass crew shop

>>538492894
>Only one news site has covered this in the past 6 hours
I'm like 70/30 on him being innocent but holy shit regardless. I wish this news was about an actor and not a singer though because this probably gives them more of a reason to drop Festival seasons/passes... why is it that my first thought on a potential murder case is how it'll affect Fortnite

>>538492894
So he was a Fortnitemares collab all along...

OK, the absolute bad timing of Epic

>>538497352
Can't really blame them that the guy ended up being a murderer

Maybe Epic will take the right lessons and not work with black music artists ever again

>>538492894
Whats with blacks and violence

>>538492894
>>538498480
10 vbucks that it's a family member or another sort of loved one like an ex. It's a black 'artist'? 20 vbucks its his mom.

>>538498884
Tbf it IS California so someone could've just easily broken into or stolen it, but the fact it's registered under his name is way too big of a coincidence. I dunno it just doesn't make sense to me since he's currently touring so I'd imagine someone would be busy planning for that rather than y'know... murder

>>538499519
Teslas are just data farming machines, I bet all the cameras can reveal whatever it is going on just like they did with people scuffing up Cybertrucks being mad lol

anyone that uses the shark kicks is a chronically online freak, every time

>>538500058
Why the Sharks specifically?

>>538500409
they were the first fortnite original kicks and were goofy + cheaper than the others so most people bought them which means anon has probably seen them a lot to br able to form an opinion on the users

>>538500596
why is she so close

>>538500596
she looks like she's going to crawl through my monitor and become real

>>538500596
she looks like she's going to crawl through my monitor and suck my cock

>>538469145
It was made by Codemasters, Codematers is owned by EA now.

>>538501479
pumping

>>538500596
>>538500735
>>538500982
>>538501312
>>538501479
kill yourself

>>538502309
Only if I wake up in a reality where hot Fortnite girls suck my cock and where Jews don't get to 9/11 me for free gibs

>>538502490
You're not a hero, get a job tyke.

A deltarune collab would save this dead game

>>538503256
Not really. That game is only liked by furries and trannies.

>>538483925
damn, are you me? i had the exact same experience.
>downloaded fortnite in 2022 to see what the hype was about
>it happened to be helsie's season
>didn't play enough to unlock her because the game just didn't interest me and i thought it was a stupid kid's game
>try fortnite again in 2025, love it, but want to kill myself for not getting helsie back in 2022

so when is the update going to happen now?

>>538503621
check your dm

>>538503619
LOL YOU WERENT PLAYING FORTNITE DURING THIS ONE SPECIFIC PERIOD OF TIME YEARS AGO??? HAHAHAHA NO SKIN FOR YOU LOSER!!! BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME

im mentioning hope

>>538503880
imagine the lipstick stains

>>538504048
all the way down to the base because im 6 inches

>>538504230
GUH

>>538500409
The Ikea shark

*chugs*

>>538503671
ty for the free 13500 vbux code

>d4vd drops abysmal dogshit
>this happens

holy karma

>>538505825
deserved universal karma for trying to erase steel wool as the fortnite theme

>>538505825
I was completely fucking baffled to hear that westslop sounding shit over what's clearly meant to be aping anime.

>>538486231
at no point did this concept or skin ever look good

you should've nooooooticed the body in my ford focus

do you like dark nipples?

>>538506795
yesss

>>538492894
>Worst BR season of all time
>Player numbers at all time lows
>Now this
What deity did Timothy piss off?

>>538506879
muhammed

>>538506879
Spending all your funding on suing every single tech company for some kind of any% legal challenge run and actively kowtowing to competitive e-sports shit will do that to you

>>538506879
deserved for Timmy trying to be fucking roblox when they can't pull even half of roblox numbers and no one wants shitty user-made slop where any other modding community makes 10x better shit with 0 payment or compensation. Literally all they had to do was keep a good BR with actually good collabs with a some good, well maintained side modes (like TDM, CTF, Domination, etc.). But no we get billion dollar lego mode that flopped, guitar hero clone that flopped, racing mode that flopped ultra hard, and a counter strike clone that has unfinished, untextured maps (billion dollar company btw)

>>538507056
I got hard anon...

You realize you're just damaging her reputation with this, right?

Like I'm respecting Lexa and Helsiefags more because they don't post porn

>>538507371
what makes you think i care

>>538507371
the tranny lexa cosplayer gets posted at least three times per thread, you dumbasses are gonna be pissed about female skins regardless of what the idiots that like them post. honestly i wouldn't doubt if its the furtard falseflagging since its the same basic bitch porno images and he's always posting fart porn and ip hopping to dodge a ban anyways but if you point any of that out you get called a schizo

>>538507573
pumping

>>538507604
>i wouldn't doubt if its the furtard falseflagging
It's not. They both post at the same time and the furtard usually does it to piss off the Nemia coomer.

You know none of this would happen if you just reigned in your uncontrollable urge to start making gorilla noises and whack off right there and then upon seeing even the slightest smidgen of female anatomy and actually talked about the video game, right?

>>538507857
what makes you think i care

I haven't even played BR since like week 2 of the season. I know some of the attrocious stuff is gone but still it just isnt fun anymore

>>538507371
nemia goes to the university of lust so these posts are in-character for her grades

>>538507371
this will definitely put her job prospects in jeopardy after she graduates uni.

>>538494286
Here's hoping they fire all the indians, scrap the metaverse roblox ambitions and focus on making the game people play this for fun again

let's discuss the curvature of chun li's ass in-game

>>538507371
>Like I'm respecting Lexa and Helsiefags more because they don't post porn
You must be new

>>538508458
it's round

>>538508458
I'm gonna need someone to party hips for me while I'm in first person in bedroom simulator to make a proper analysis

>>538508458
chun-li is like in her 60s how does she do it

>>538483398
...in dog years!

>>538509005
the version they used for Fortnite should be in her 20s no? since its SF2 and alpha

>>538488998
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>538507371
All of these spammers are the same fucking people you nimrod.

so did epic get really lucky by delaying the update at jjst the right time or were they told that their newest collab artist was under investigation before the story broke

>>538509716
Timmy was in Trump's little gigabillionaire diner in Dubai, so I think it's safe to say he's connected enough to hear before anything happens. If not his legal team certainly did.

>>538510123
>pussy option
pull the update, he killed someone!
>cool option
push it, then pull the skin after thirty minutes in the shop. we're making our money one way or another.

let's discuss the eroticism of Cammy's sweaty pits in-game

>>538510123
>Timmy was in Trump's little gigabillionaire diner in Dubai, so I think it's safe to say he's connected enough to hear before anything happens. If not his legal team certainly did.
based knower who knows all this shit is scripted

very mindfull of my wifes public image

>>538511286
did you get a new paci

https://x.com/Fortnite/status/1965402407103500628
>It’s about to go down
>Summon the Power of the Megazord. >9.16.2025

>>538492894
its almost like basing large portions and entire updates of your game on volatile celebrities is a poor decision

>>538510921
I like cammy more than chun

>>538511543
>It's about to go down
The player count sure is

>>538511286
your wife likes dogs.

>>538511373
paci?

>>538511543
Dead internet theory is real

>>538511543
As a Millenial, I think it's neat but I couldn't give a fuck. Once I clear the super styles and bonus pass I'm out until nightmares. I'll be back when they drop the dude on the right and finish the ranked quests.

>>538511543
>giant boss that halts the game to be a damage sponge
>will drop some new bullshit medallion and other unvaults for the duration
This will surely save the playercount

I'm glad I bought his songs before they became OG.

>>538512946
Yikes wasn't that guy also supposed to be getting a skin?

>>538512946
Grim

Converse is arguably the cult classic that’s inspired generations, from basketball courts to the red carpet. A true cross-generation icon, Converse is making its Fortnite debut on 9/10 at 8 p.m.

>Kicks: CONS Louie Lopez Pro 2 'Black' (800 V-Bucks)
>Kicks: Converse Chuck 70 Hi Canvas 'White' (800 V-Bucks)
>Kicks: Converse Chuck 70 Hi Canvas 'Enamel Red' (800 V-Bucks)
>Kicks: Converse Chuck 70 Low 'Cold Stare' (800 V-Bucks)

>>538513341
>800vb chucks
surprising but welcome.

>>538512946
>former fortnite player ended up becoming a serial killer
this game really brings out the worst in people

>>538512946
Time to flex his emote in murder mystery I guess

>>538513086
maybe, its interesting timing that this news came out the day we were supposed to get an update before it was delayed

>>538513846
There's no way epic knew he wasted someone before everyone else

>>538481381
You are retarded

>>538514168
Oops meant for >>538513962

>>538513846
Which emote?

>>538514347
https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=14450

>>538513962
Stop noticing u really dnt want to know

Pixelle is the lego starter
>>538514216
I wish Joni wasn't a cash pack

>>538512946
YOU SHOULD HAVE NOTICED I'VE BEEN FOCUSED
YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOW I'M LOCKED AND LOADED

>>538514308
perhaps, I'm just saying the timing is interesting

>>538514467
furfags on absolute SHAMBLES

>>538514467
Foundercucks... Not like this...

>>538514467
crewGODS

>>538514616
lego starter packs are not included in crew only the lego pass is

>>538514689
well shit...

>>538514726
>Duki
>Niggerslop but from my country
Instead of any other classic artist they get the license for this buffoon.

Controversial but i'd rather her be a real money than vbucks skin, can always buy her later rather than suffering with fomo once she's up

>>538514458
Well fuck, that was one of the few icon emotes I'd been meaning to get at some point
>2 days
Well fuck x2 that's what I get for taking a break from this shit season ig

>>538514726
I don't think festival is going to make it past season 11

>>538514726
Holy shit, they're trying to kill the mode dead...

>>538513341
>Overproduced hiphop
>EDM that can only work OUTSIDE a GFDM/GH/RB clone
It's fucking over

>>538513341
they kept the lore of converse being cheap

>>538514168
fortnite and the island is real, timmy has a snapshot of hope locked in a basement under epic headqaurters forcing her to depict future events like this to avoid bad pr.

https://x.com/Fortnite/status/1965412845593764174
>Fortnite posting this extremely fucking tiny and barely legible meme
What the fuck has been wrong with them lately

>>538514726
this is what we fucking get after making gorillaz a best seller for two weeks straight??

>>538516348
Are you really expecting incentives to get good, better high-level licenses and more originals that don't suck outside Deathnyaan songs and Beyond the Flame? You will enjoy your 4* max slop while you beg for more 4* max slop, then realize you're not into rhythm games, but the opportunities to have skins of your favorite artists.

>>538514216
Show me her pancake ass NOW

wait till the weezer headliner

>>538513341
we are so. fucking. back.

>>538516893
>He doesn't know