>it's okay that she yelled at me, lied to me, insulted me, spied on me, stole from me, slapped me, beat me until I bled, destroyed my treasured possessions, and tried to murder me
>deep down she really cares :)

here is the best one, for sure. wait for a protest, and get a drone and some fake hundred dollar bills. fly the drone over the protest. release the bills.