>Don't stop too short or you'll fuck your knees!
>Don't go down too far or you'll fuck your lower back!
>Make sure those knees and feet are pointed in one direction or it's ankle snap city!
>Be sure to keep everything straight!
>Just put 200 pounds on your traps bro!
>Remember to breath like you're drowning or you'll get a dizzy spell!
>By the way you won't see any noticeable progress until you're squatting more than an adult man's weight
There has to be a better option bros