>>941118435

100% absolutely true

I never even stood up on my feet
The entire sale took place while I was down like a dog walking on my hands and knees

the entire sale took place with me growling and sniffing and barking and
somewhere in the middle I managed to sell a big ass mural

and leave an impression with the owner that he will never forget

And I walked out on all fours all the way out of the nightclub, until she opened the front door for me and I stood up, pulled the check out of my mouth, and handed it to her...

And I said "THAT'S YOURS... THAT'S WHAT I DO"

K . . A . . B . . O . . O . . M

her eyes twinkled, bro

100% TRUE STORY
I swear on my mother's ashes dude
I sold that job parking like a dog on my hands and knees

JUST TO BLOW HER MIND, BRO
And obviously it worked