Thread 941118435

I got bullied starting in 6th grade. Then I dropped out and got into logposting and have been at it ever since.

>>941118435 (OP)
I was never bullied, no... but I was definitely OSTRACIZED... at least enough times for me to worry about it, being overly concerned that they thought I was weird or something, and having them ostracized me made me want to try to fit in even that much more...

but the more I tried to 'fit in', the weirder I felt

And then I started taking LSD at 12
And I instantly gained a new perspective on that entire fucking thing

suddenly it hit me I CAN NEVER BE NORMAL... So why bother trying?
My only route to success can be
by perfecting my weirdness

And I no longer gave a flying fuck with other people thought about me, to be quite honest because the weirder I allowed myself to become, the more intimidated they seemed...

and I turned my weirdness into not only a weapon, but also a very effective sales tool, believe it or not. I made a lot of money by walking into people's businesses and being weird. pitching creative ideas. lol

and getting under people's skin...

and the saga continues

>>941118925
Maybe you're closet trans?

>>941118435 (OP)

100% TRUE STORY:

when I first met Jet's Mom, we had been partying for a couple days, when I realized 'she doesn't need to know what I do for a living'... And she was all doe-eyed and shit, right?

I had just two days prior walked into a subway to order a sandwich and walked out with a wife

But she didn't know what I did for a living, and we were cruising through Atlanta smoking weed when I saw a sign in Buckhead that said "ATLANTA LIVE: OPENING SOON" ... a new nightclub about to open, so I quickly zagged into That parking lot, and as I approached the soon to open night club, I turned and said to her, "let me show you what I do"

to be continued

>>941119057
I'm not joking at all

I walked into a Subway to get a footlong seafood and crab sandwich with banana peppers and jalapenos

but I left with the 16 year old employee, after she decided to quit her job. we were married 16 years, sir.. completely legal,

came to get a sandwich
Left with a wife

But anyway I'm not done telling my story
It's a good story

you'll see I promise it's a good story

>>941119057
NOT JOKING

walked in to get a sandwich

walked out with a 16 year old wife
she was 32 when we finally went out separate ways

such is life, my friend...
c'est la vie

shit happens

>>941118435 (OP)
yeah fuck if I were someone else I'd talk so much shit I mean I do it while I'm doing it too but if I were someone else yeah I'd still do that too.

>>941118435 (OP)

epilogue:

so I pulled the car up to the nightclub, and as Anji got out, I told Anji to hold the door to the nightclub open for me, and I GOT DOWN ON ALL FOURS..

100% true
I had never been there before
total Cold Call mural sale
showing off to Anji
dazzling her, hopefully
......... right?
thinking on my feet, being COMPLETELY abstract and irreverently unorthodox in every possible way...

I am not lying:
I walked into the nightclub on my knees and hands BARKING AND GROWLING LIKE A VICIOUS DOG

no shit... Anji didn't know what to think
she was 16 and had NEVER seen anybody do this before

I 'doggy walked' thought my hands and knees directly into the club and growling and barking, I stopped and loudly yelled "Where's the owner?"

and she followed me in and from the end of the hallway I heard "I'M BACK HERE"

So I started growling again LOL
and making huffing noises like a dog huffing his hair

gggrrrrr and I continued all the way down to his office and walked into his office ON MY HANDS AND KNEES LIKE A DOG

And I said GRRRRR I'M HERE TO PAINT THE MURALS GRRRRRRR still growling like a dog and I swear to God I'm not lying:

I wobbled over to his leg and started sniffing his ankle JAHAHAHA SWEAR I'M MY MOTHER'S ASHES I STARTED SNIFFING HIS ANKLE AND GROWLING

He was laughing his ass off
He said "Good! My name is Joe. what were you thinking about painting? "

turns out Joe was super super fucking cool and an awesome client, but what a weird way to sell an art job, right?

And SHE was standing there...
in the doorway
watching this happen

to be continued

>>941119820
Meds McGovern

>>941118435 (OP)

are you following the story so far?
I walked into the nightclub on my hands and knees barking and growling like a vicious dog, sniffed the owners pants leg at his ankle, and in the middle of the growling I told him IM PAINTING MURALS FOR YOU .. I didn't ask him anything

He's the one who asked me the question
"what are you thinking about painting?"
But I hadn't even given that in any thought
This was all spontaneous
Just so happened to see a sign that said opening soon, so I took that as my opportunity.

So I had to make it up off the top of my head
"I'm picturing a forced perspective like you're a camera laying on a billiard table, so the green felt comes right up under your chin, and you see billiard balls flying toward you and in different directions with blurred motion, and it looks 3D"

And he said how much?
and I said " it's going to be expensive but it's going to be worth it, but first thing first: I'll need $350 up front for marijuana, because trust me you want me to be high when I'm painting your murals.. So $350 is separate from the mural fee."

and Joe said " No Problem"
(I'm not lying... iny old contracts, the first clause was 'initial fee of $350 for high quality marijuana' and just to make it funny that's exactly how I worded it: 'high quality')

I've had churches pay me $350 for pot
I'm not lying I've painted murals in churches
I've had the preachers give me $350 up front just to go get some pot

because I used to tell them "trust me you want me to be stoned when I paint"

So I think it was like $4,000 or maybe $4,500 I can't even remember right now

I've been through a lot lately I can't remember right now

But it was a sizeable amount of money
AND I GROWLED AT JOE
"WRITE THE CHECK AND PUT IT IN MY MOUTH!!!"

And he was laughing his ass off when he pulled out the checkbook and put the mother fucking 50% deposit check into my mouth..

and I turned around still down on all fours like a dog, and I growled viciously as I walked out

>>941118435 (OP)

100% absolutely true

I never even stood up on my feet
The entire sale took place while I was down like a dog walking on my hands and knees

the entire sale took place with me growling and sniffing and barking and
somewhere in the middle I managed to sell a big ass mural

and leave an impression with the owner that he will never forget

And I walked out on all fours all the way out of the nightclub, until she opened the front door for me and I stood up, pulled the check out of my mouth, and handed it to her...

And I said "THAT'S YOURS... THAT'S WHAT I DO"

K . . A . . B . . O . . O . . M

her eyes twinkled, bro

100% TRUE STORY
I swear on my mother's ashes dude
I sold that job parking like a dog on my hands and knees

JUST TO BLOW HER MIND, BRO
And obviously it worked

>>941119955

I'm telling a true story about
THE WEIRDEST SALES TECHNIQUE
EVER TRIED

......... And it worked like a charm

The story I just told is 100% true
Just to show off
to my new girlfriend
I sold an art job
COLD CALL

COLD SALES....
But I did it by walking in on my hands and knees and growling like a mother fucking pitbull

100% true

I never even stood up one time inside that mother fucking nightclub

Not until we came back with pot and paints and rollers and brushes and tarps and repainted a badass mural

It only took two days to finish it It was really big too but it was simple

It seems complex, but it's really just a matter of lines and circles and blur and motion and lighting and shadow

So we made it look really fucking cool and it only took a couple days

And Joe had other murals for me so we ended up painting four big murals And I think clearing around 16,000 If I'm not mistaken

what medication would you recommend for me now?

are you incapable of eating paying attention?

maybe it's you who needs the medication? I seem to be doing okay

>>941119955

I'm not sure how good you are at sales
sales is completely different than sitting staring at a computer screen

You have to actually interact with people
You've got to think on your feet
You've got to understand people
to understand with that person is coming from

You have to adapt..

But most people never get that far
because they spend their lives thinking
If somebody says "NO" It's time to toss in the towel

A lot of people just don't have what it takes to think on their feet

100% true: I walked into a nightclub on my hands and knees like a growling pitbull

and walked out of the club on my hands and knees growling like a pitbull with a check in my mouth

It only took maybe 7 minutes? maybe 10 minutes? It was real fast. That wasn't a lot of conversation

It was real short and simple, exactly like I told you

"I need $350 up front for pot and 50% down, with the final 50% do what I'm finished PUT THE CHECK IN MY MOUTH!!! "

hahahahaha!! not lying
I wish I had it on video because it would be comedy gold for you to watch it

but it's true
and Joe thought it was hilarious
He had never seen anything like that before

And I had never done anything like that before, because I just made it up the top of my head

JUST TO IMPRESS HER.....
putting the check in her hand and telling her "That's yours" WAS THE SLAM DUNK

are you following me?

That was a slam dunk dude

I DON'T THINK YOU'D BE VERY GOOD AT SALES

>>941119955

I CLOSED THE DEAL....

with the nightclub
but more importantly
WITH HER.....

FOR THE NEXT 16 YEARS

I got the girl

Why don't you go close the deal?
what's keeping you from closing a deal?

>>941119955

I'm sure you've also walked into businesses on your hands and knees growling like a dog demanding to see the owner...

barking prices at him for a job he wasn't even aware you are going to be doing

throwing paint on a wall and listening to techno music and smoking marijuana

That's the job you're going to be doing

I'm certain you've crawled in to lots of businesses barking and creating a job for yourself by blowing their minds with your weirdness

WHEN I WAS 12 I LEARNED
TO STOP CARING WHAT
PEOPLE THINK
and simply perfect my weirdness instead

You should try it one of these days

It's called ORIGINALITY,
which is why you're so unfamiliar with it

>>941119955

of course, uncertain you can completely relate:

BLOWING HER MIND ™

and literally seeing her eyes twinkle

HER FUCKING EYES TWINKLED, DUDE
It was a motherfucking slam dunk

That's why I'm sure you could relate
I'm certain you have lots of slam dunks
Don't you?

In fact, you're a slam dunk machine, aren't you?

>>941119955

while I'm taking my meds (quite literally just now taking my night time dose of heart and blood pressure medications and a Xanax)

Why don't you tell me about your most recent SLAM DUNK with a hot teenage girl?

I'll pop my pills and you can tell me THE LAST TIME YOU BLEW A GIRL'S MIND AND MADE HER BALL WITH LOVE WITH YOU ™

>>941119955

is there a med you could take....

a medicine that would make you able to GET A GIRL?

........... like maybe some kind of charisma replacement pill?

>>941121259
You prey upon teenage girls (children)?

>>941119955

AGAIN: (The monumental respect of this 100% true story really can't be overstated)

I SOLD A BIG MURAL JOB BY BARKING LIKE A DOG AND BEING WEIRD AS FUCK

THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS......

AND HER EYES FUCKING TWINKLED
and we were like gasoline and a lighter
You wouldn't believe the fun we had
You wouldn't fucking believe
The thousands and thousands of miles she and I have behind us

And that's an inside reference
because she and I used to travel all over the place to go to rave parties in different states so we were always driving to the next rave....

and we used to say to each other
"got so many miles behind us"

You had to be there. It was a badass fucking team, that's for damn sure

we were rolling chaos and madcap fun

I'm sure you can relate
when's the last time you made a girl's eyes twinkle

Have you ever made a girl's eyes twinkle?

>>941121429

More like she took advantage of DEEZ NUTS

Deez Nuts Right here
The ones I'm about to place on your chin

>>941121429
remain silent, E

https://youtu.be/91BQqdNOUxs?si=c1dEq_DADjAOpjcO

>>941121429

lol @ you never getting any pussy

weirdo....

>>941119955

I feel like you're kinda BULLYING ME™

kinda like the way poor old logfag got bullied........

starting in the 6th grade.....

and then he dropped out....

AND THE REST IS HISTORY, as they say!

but yeah, I kinda feel hurt by your unprovoked aggression

AND BY GOLLY, I'D LIKE AN APOLOGY!!!

>>941118435 (OP)

so .... although it seemed convoluted, and was decidedly tangential, that 100% true story about 'selling a mural job by barking like a dog on all fours' (and simultaneously closing the deal with a brand new girlfriend) was my answer to:

"how did you deal with being ostracized for being weird?"

No one's reading you're ai copy paste drivel

lol @ copy and paste hahahaha
You stupid fucking idiot
copy and paste? really?

exactly where the fuck do you go to copy and paste this stuff?

>>941121429
https://youtu.be/Q4lXFifTWYk?si=xmOFbeKALRj5hUT0

It's not my fault You can't get any pussy

>>941122732
>>941122757
If you're not copypasting from some AI tool then you're a completely unhinged schizo who needs meds and therapy now. Drugs are bad mmmkay

UH HO STINKY

>>941119955
like I said, she and I had our little catchphrase, "we've got so many miles behind us" both literally because we were always driving from state to state to different raves and partying..

but also about us as a couple ..
I even wrote a song about it

"I'M INCLINED TO BLOW YOUR MIND"
"WE'VE GOT SO MANY MILES BEHIND US"

https://voca.ro/12Ut74CnV5YX

>>941122901

AGAIN

"I'M INCLINED TO BLOW HER MIND"
"WE'VE GOT SO MANY MILES BEHIND US"

she and I had gone a LONG way, In a very short amount of time, both literally and metaphorically

magical. It was okay magical

I'm sure you can relate
Just me and her against the world

teammates

I'm certain you can relate

>>941122901

here's the FUNKY 70s JIVE break to the song I wrote for her

it was a song about us...
cruising at 76 mph barrelling towards another rave party

it's a 1970s funky groove break
like cruising late at night with the street lights zipping by and casting long diagonal shadows of our car as an old 1970s funky groove song plays on the AM radio

and then
IT CHANGES
into a rock riff
and it says

WHY? WHY ?
EVEN TRY? EVEN TRY?
THE HARDER YOU WORK
THE FASTER YOULL DIE
THE MORE YOU GET PAID
YOULL PAY ME NO MIND

SO I GOT REALLY HIGH
SO I GOT REALLY HIGH

hey to the hey to the hey hey hey hey
SO I GOT REALLY HIGH !!!
SO I GOT REALLY HIGH !!!

https://voca.ro/1iYVlc0nDbJ1

>>941123720
AI generated song with no words and AI copypasta with reddit spacing. Wouldn't be surprised if it's a bot posting all this drivel

>>941123892

no sir that songs not AI generated I sequenced it from scratch on FL Studio for my ex-wife of 16 years

and again, dum dum
the lyrics go
(rock n roll break)

WHY?... WHY?.....
EVEN TRY?... EVEN TRY?.....

THE HARDER YOU WORK
THE FASTER YOU'LL DIE

MORE YOU GET PAID
YOU'LL PAY ME NO MIND

......... SO I GOT REALLY HIGH!!!
.......... SO I GOT REALLY HIGH !!!

hey to the hey to the hey hey hey
........... SO I GOT REALLY HIGH!!!!
............ SO I GOT REALLY HIGH !!!

idiot

>>941123892

https://youtu.be/NPQHlGNkIaM?si=GU-oe46GLOUxDESY

I uploaded it to youtube10 years ago
but I sequenced it 23 years ago

it's just a really rough demo 'experiment' I was doing on FL Studio, and The vocals are recorded horribly through a broken pair of headphones instead of using a microphone

did you know headphones can also be used as microphones?

>>941123892

THE EXPERIMENT WAS:

can I have an entire song built around ONE CONTINUOUS DRONING NOTE

In case you didn't notice
during the entire song
with everything else that's happening
there is ONE continual note
that never stops buzzing the entire time

one singular drone buzzing note

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Through the entire thing

That was the weird experiment I was fucking around with

but I made the song about her and I

sleeping all day
like vampires
And when the sun went down
we got in that badass car
and TOOK OFF for God knows where

wed end up 3 states over
and then back again
then down to Orlando
then back again
having a BLAST

but yeah
the 'song' isn't really a song
It's just a musical experiment I did
basically like a sketch pad
a doodle sketch pad for music

and the entire thing was
ONE BUZZING NOTE THAT NEVER STOPS THROUGH THE ENTIRE GODDAMN SONG

It was meant to give it a moody weird feeling

"bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"I'M INCLINED TO BLOW YOUR MIND"
(WE'VE GOT SO MANY MILES BEHIND US)

>>941124547
Why are you so autistic?

>>941118435 (OP)
It fucking stinks

>>941118435 (OP)
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>>941118435 (OP)
Oh my god, same. I got bullied by a kid who was 3 years older than me, and he was a bully to everyone. I dropped out and then he got a girlfriend and I found out that he was a anon.

>>941131776
That's the good kind of bullying. I used to get bullied a lot, and it was awful. Then I started posting and it made it so much better.

>>941118435 (OP)
poop

>>941118435 (OP)
fart