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are you following the story so far?
I walked into the nightclub on my hands and knees barking and growling like a vicious dog, sniffed the owners pants leg at his ankle, and in the middle of the growling I told him IM PAINTING MURALS FOR YOU .. I didn't ask him anything

He's the one who asked me the question
"what are you thinking about painting?"
But I hadn't even given that in any thought
This was all spontaneous
Just so happened to see a sign that said opening soon, so I took that as my opportunity.

So I had to make it up off the top of my head
"I'm picturing a forced perspective like you're a camera laying on a billiard table, so the green felt comes right up under your chin, and you see billiard balls flying toward you and in different directions with blurred motion, and it looks 3D"

And he said how much?
and I said " it's going to be expensive but it's going to be worth it, but first thing first: I'll need $350 up front for marijuana, because trust me you want me to be high when I'm painting your murals.. So $350 is separate from the mural fee."

and Joe said " No Problem"
(I'm not lying... iny old contracts, the first clause was 'initial fee of $350 for high quality marijuana' and just to make it funny that's exactly how I worded it: 'high quality')

I've had churches pay me $350 for pot
I'm not lying I've painted murals in churches
I've had the preachers give me $350 up front just to go get some pot

because I used to tell them "trust me you want me to be stoned when I paint"

So I think it was like $4,000 or maybe $4,500 I can't even remember right now

I've been through a lot lately I can't remember right now

But it was a sizeable amount of money
AND I GROWLED AT JOE
"WRITE THE CHECK AND PUT IT IN MY MOUTH!!!"

And he was laughing his ass off when he pulled out the checkbook and put the mother fucking 50% deposit check into my mouth..

and I turned around still down on all fours like a dog, and I growled viciously as I walked out