>>76406592
Played soccer but I was a 6’2” hulk and like 20% bf at 14 years old so I made a shit midfielder. Everytime I’d take the ball from other players they’d flop over for free penalties as any bump could be played off as me slamming them. I wish I had done football instead, but my parents set me on that path and I was too brain dead of a child to decide shit for myself.