I was at a comedy show in LA back early 2000s. I can't remember that name of the club. Anyway, two opening acts did there thing and I went outside for a smoke. Didn't have a lighter, so I had to ask a woman that was outside for one. Turned out it was Janeane Garofalo. Crazy. I started chatting her up acting like I didn't know who she was and had her laughing. She invited me backstage. We went to the greenroom and she gave me a handjob on the couch.