The fucking Apu has gone mad with power in regard to recent Lidl giveaway bakery items. He's going in there spending two pence on cashews then cashing in on a two quid croissant across multiple Lidl Plus accounts on eight to twelve hour shifts. The wee lid has dozens of apple turnovers, pecan plaits and choccy donuts that he's iced himself in his room and he won't share with anyone. He's been up to freezing them as well so he can eat them later from his chest freezer,
Worst thing is the icing attracts other Apus. You could put hundreds and thousands on a piece of shit and it'd draw them in. They love the bright, soft colours and sweet flavour.
Not going to risk getting bitten by him. Might have to call in SPACCA. In tears, LIDL knows what they're doing to the frens.