Thread 82199679

Proper edition for proper lads

release the list, pale insects.

shall be making the tactical decision to use this thread.

Cheers laddy sod the trolls

And sod welperturd while we're at it

>>82199679 (OP)
This OP image is actual masterpiece if you scrutinise it

HHL is in the other thread so ill stay here

shan't be doing fuck all today, classic lazy saturday, might watch the footy though

wish i had a xenomorph pet, be my equivilent of an xl bully

Sideshow bob constantly walking into the rakes pretty accurate imo

>>82199829
Going out to pick some strawberries later. Sounds daft but for a tenner you can get as many as you want. Then the weekly Lidl shop. After that not sure. Maybe more botw.

Helper in his very own containment thread, is it?

Groundhog Day but you've just spent millions of years getting drunk and doing drugs.

Me? Fresh as a daisy.

>>82200010
Barely slept a wink all night. Last time I came back from America I had severe sleep issues too. It not bloody right, is it? Need them cheeky Promethazines again.

>>82200018
Bit of jet lag?
I had issues when I used to change from day shift to nights or vice versa back in the day. Used to drink a bottle of night nurse to put myself out.

nothin like 7 to 8 hours proper sleep. woke up feeling bloody good and the day has just begun! breakfast of course of course will be cream of rice with peanut butter and a protein shake yeeeeeeeees then get to the gym to avoid eye contact with any girls thanks xxxx

>>82200113
Me? Couldn't sleep because of the heat.

>>82200038
Seems like it pretty much. I sleep like a baby over there but as soon as I'm back it all goes to shit.
>>82200113
Sounds like a good plan there de lid. Might go have me cornflakes meself. Can't be arsed trying to sleep anymore.

me? "garn town" in a bit. might even go for a five guys instead of popeyes it is saturday faturday is it not

>>82200178
Bit early for fast food slop is it not? Five Guys is decent but stupidly overpriced for what it is IMO.

>>82200113
will work out today too now that it's cooled down a bit. bring on autumn

>>82200148
too hot lad sick of summer sick of sun just waiting to be single digits weather and have the fire on x
>>82200149
Full of shit and sugar cornflakesnlad have some porridge or weetabix or oats x

>>82200196
good lad mr lovely lad. Did you get your new clothes? X

>>82200187
it is too early, mad how the beige buffett has apus eating in there 24/7 i will be going around lunchtime

>>82200010
Me? Slept well but woke up to my body actively trying to shit out all the lager I drank.

>>82200197
Too late already ate 'em. Yummy yum yum. Washed down with oat "milk."

>>82200206
Get piles every day after I drink like clockwork. My body really doesn't like alcohol.

>>82200202
i did indeed, comfy maxxing for the heat. friend wants me to go to some market town today but doesnt look like there's enough there to justify the distance
make eye contact with the cuties at the gym, maybe another one will chat to you

mornin de lats oh it's mornin de lots
oh yeah it's morning de lits and i mean a mornin de luds!

went to the pub on my own yesterday and ended up getting chatted up by a very good looking lass. sadly, I am hitched so I politely declined her advances. good company though.

>>82200261
Cheeky blowie under the table? Corrrrr!

>>82200264
phwoar now that would have been lush. she was a tattoo artist so probably a right dirty (picrel) x

Does anyone know what Hitler's favourite film was? I can't remember.

>>82200279
>tattoos
>bangs
>guinness drinker
>shy
My kind of woman there I reckon.

>>82200286
she's single lad. get yourself down to the south east area of London

wore a wig to the pub yesterday to scam some loser. sadly, i think he had severe learning difficulties, so i let him think he was turning me down.

>>82200289
London? Fuck that. I'd need to win the lottery to buy a pint.

>>82200224
Had piles for over 10 years. Step it up.

>>82200313
Same pretty much they never really fully go away but drinking aggravates them terribly. Bloody paper for sure.

>>82200326
I've been tempted to go to the doctor to see if you can actually get them sorted. Any rough night just makes them a pain.
Remember going to a work conference and had to spend the morning before I needed to go do work trying to wait for my ass to stop fucking bleeding.

>>82200339
As long as it's bright red at least you know it's not arse cancer. I'm not even a bumder and my diet is decent so not sure why I have this issue.

/britfeel/ has convinced me piles are horrid.
i have not had piles and i do not want piles.

mind you, kidney stones. cor.

>>82200341
Sometimes they just go mate. I think I got it at uni when I was eating and drinking like shit, but I expected them to fuck off eventually.
I just wish it was easy to get them like lasered off or some shit.

>>82200225
chance would be a fine thing a fine thing indeed.

markets can be hit or miss mate. better off staying in your shorts watching enterprise or justified x

Rude and inconsiderate to post pictures of people without their sayso. I said my piece.

Simply too tired despite getting good sleep. It not right. Garn pub soon. Come on you magpies. Defence defence defence.

>>82200362
don't worry Chika lad, I asked if she was okay with me posting it on /britfeel/

corrrr Chika's football team, hope they win. not like HelperLad's football team, i hope they don't win.

>>82200366
they're both shite

>>82200365
Curseee you did. But yeah nah I'll take your word for it because that's the best way to live life x.
>>82200366
We hate sunlun and we hate sunlun
Simple as

>>82200370
coward. i support the Newcastles over the Sunderlands, but only because it's where i live. and also, please don't tell my dad.

Oh it's satdee. You know what time it is. Bacon bacon butty time. Oh lush it lovely

>>82200382
had mine already de lad and it was lush. threw a fried egg in there too because why not. it satdee

>>82200389
Oh lush. Can't be doing with that wibbled egg stuff splatting everywhere. Just stick to my Tom sauce thanks.

>>82200349
Kidney Stones are worse but at least they pass.
>>82200362
Bit early for the pub.
>>82200382
*dances about the kitchen to the bacon bacon ruddy song*

>>82200395
fair eonugh blad. it might not be for you, but it certainly was for me

spent yesterday morning on t'ket
will be spending t'morning on t'ket

Wibble your eggs for the lads!

Going out today. Not happy. Got to get mam a birthday card and something for dinner tonight.

Just got back from Spoons and it were bloodeh loveleh

now to play the waiting game.

#WomenWontWibble

corr I hope I do well on FPL this year lads

Wibble wibble waa wibble woo wibble wee, I've got a wibble wibbled egg ready for me!

>>82200460
>FPL
is that fantasy footie or something trading related?

>>82200477
the footie lad

>>82200366
FUCK SUNDERLAND

in hindsight i think its clear that footmong has won and HHL lost

>>82200483
okay footmong

>>82200483
Helperlad was on his all night shitpost routine again. Spouting the same drivel as usual. Annoying little mong he is.

>>82200492
You just described basically every regular poster.

>>82200503
Not him but my content is usual high quality

>>82200509
hammering X to doubt

>>82200492
and yet you have no argument's.

garn go take a nap now x it saturday

>>82200517
>argument's
Quick someone post mongboy, this is an egregious error.

SHOCKING: SPACCA using YOUR taxes to import THOUSANDS of Apus from Finland EVERY DAY and helping them claim BENEFITS

>no ceasefire
Hi, yeah, just wanted to send a quick message to the mong claiming that the Alaska summit would achieve anything.

Fuck you lol. I was right. You were wrong.

Sincerely,
A smarter man than you x

Michelle 'Big Mike' Obama

Waheyy
Fuck West Ham
Sunderland boys on bender

Fuck the Premier League
Fuck Qatar
Fuck Saudi Arabia
Fuck Keir Starmer.
Fuck Eastenders

We're only here to take the piss

>>82200562
Coooorrrrrrr!!! Would love for Big Mike to choke me on her 11 inch chocolate mamba cock while calling me a racist fascist nazi.

>>82200553
ship em off back to wuppastine to fight in the 'pusades.

>>82200575
The real question is do you wear pampers or huggies?

FUCK SKY SPORTS

WE'RE ONLY HERE TO TAKE THE PISS
.
WE'RE ONLY HERE TO TAKE THE PISS

FUCK YOUR SKY SPORTS

SUNDERLAND BOYS ON A BENDER

its early and bright out
the sun swallowed me
x

Only one Lle Nesbitt x

>>82200583
Lidl nappies are class desu, never let me down

*Lee Nesbitt

Fuck the lot x

How are you preparing for the last days of 4chan lads? Will likely be blocked by the end of the year.

>>82200621
i know lads on the inside. word is, Ofcom are drafting an official Warning to Issue Further Warnings notice as we speak!

FUCK SKY SPORTS

SUNDERLAND BOYS ON A BENDER
WE FUCKING HATE SAM FENDER
UP UP THE BIG MAN MAYENDA
SUNDERLAND BOYS ON A BENDER

FUCK SKY SPORTS

>>82200621
my proxy works just fine, already been using it for a few weeks now

Cheer up Peter Reid

>>82200644
Which Vpn?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjYvAMiyUVo
sunlun teenager times <3

did any of your band friends make it, /britfeel/?

Still pissed off last night me and getting back on it. Garn off the rails today.

Lmfao fuck Sky Sports
We're only here to take the piss
We've got Granit Xhaka

Fuck the lot x

>>82200658
secret 4chan proxy mate

Only had 2 hours kip
Garn to that match me
That's how we Sunderland boys do it
Only here to take the piss man
Fuck West Ham and fuck Sky Sports

>>82200621
Preparing to throw a party to be honest

>>82200690
Your not gunna make it to kick off laddie

Febreze o'clock

Not done this in a while. Just spit balling some ideas.
https://vocaroo.com/1fVnK0tcOz6X

>>82200621
Would probably be the best thing that could happen to me desu

>>82200739

I will pal. Feel fine me.

No way I was missing that match x

>>82200553
I like the Finns so I'm alright with it.

>>82200769
Best of luck then.
I hope west ham gets humped.

only the vpn chads will be posting in britfeel come october

HHL's handlers are hot

https://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/protonvpn-24-month-plan-ps265pm-65-off-4646211

Pretty decent deal. Tenmpting

>>82200794
Dead bug eyes desu

>>82200794
Is that Sarah Lancashire?

>>82200794
What's going on with that facial hair?

>>82200794
I know the lad pisses himself regularly but a piss poncho is a bit OTT.

>>82200621
The gubbermint will try and force ISP's to block the site.

>>82200793
Only if you cough up to 4chan too.

Would be no point jumping through all those hoops anyway as I only post in Britfeel and it would be dead.
Anyway, Hey Google, find me some Lady Cassandra x Rapunzel lesbian Rule 34.

>>82200831
Nothing stopping us using desuarchive to view 4chan as it's updated in real time

To be merely a lurker is to face the very throes of death itself.

>>82200855
bit sad that, I'm a bit miffed really as Im starting to use /biz/ to actually discuss trading and its genuinely useful to communicate with anons who have actual portfolios and know more than me, without that and being able to have real time discussion its going to be wank. I cant use reddit either as they perma banned me.

>>82200762
I like it. Shame I've just been on a walk with the doge, would have been nice to have a wander in the country getting high listening to it. But I don't have headphones, and phones don't have audiojacks now.
You going to make a full song out of it? I wonder if there's musical services where you could send a track like that, and they could add drums to it?

Why didn't HHL sleep longer? The match isn't for another 3 hours

>>82200762
didn't know Douglass P of death in june browsed britfeel, im not surprised tho

>>82200794
>>82200802
>>82200813
>>82200815
>>82200818
Did you start clapping your hands when you seen your post appear on the screen in front of you?

>>82200762
this was nice, thanks lad

>>82200861
>musical services where you could send a track like that, and they could add drums to it
we might be bordering on ~AI~ territory here, but there was Microsoft Songsmith where you'd sing and/or play an instrument and it'd automagically generate other instruments to go with it.
just MIDI files, mind, but that means you could all fancy with them.

>>82200876
Why am I added to that list? Im not mocking him, that woman does look like Sarah Lancashire.

>>82200876
Thanks for the (You)s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg0l7f25bhU

cor it amazing what computers can do. musicians packing up their guitars.

alright big lads smell you later x

>>82200876
Fuck Helper he gives people shit all the time and he's basically a celebrity/public figure around here so if he (you) can't handle the heat then fuck right off you nappy nonce.

>>82200794
need a good beating the smug cunt

>>82200861
Actual poster of the vocaroo here. Thanks. I thought the words were a little cheesy. I can't sing for shit, but I hopeyou got the gist. If i can think of any appropriate words I'll build upon it. Flesh it out and never see the light of day
>>82200868
I'll take that as a compliment?

>>82200904
If I ever saw him on public I reckon animal instinct would take over and I'd smash his head in.

>>82200794
that was a decade ago, he's well wrinkly and walled now

>>82200901
Are you having your period sweetheart?

>>82200923
Bet you typed that thinking it was hilarious.

>>82200924
Bet you typed that know what I man and knowing I'm right x

>>82200921
i choose to remember the YOUNG Helper

>>82200929
>know what i man
oh aye x

>>82200933
He really does look like your typical Sunderland spastic heroin addict, doesn't he? Kinell.

wrinkly old hhl
cant believe it
twinkdeathed

>>82200946
He cute, strange that hes a virgin

>>82200946
Fuck me the booze has not been kind to are Sean's complexion.

>>82200946
ah 40 year old alcoholic sean grim as!

big exciting saturday indoors making the same posts about helperdolly is it king?

>>82200958
>>82200959
Now lets see your faces

>>82200965
big exciting saturday indoors reading the same posts about helperdolly is it king?

>>82200946
went from the cute nephew you'd get a little handsy with when your sister's had too many sherries, to BECOMING the strangle uncle. 30s. unmarried. on his PlayStation. sad.

>>82200460
already on 24 points me corr

>>82200946
He looks old here. Wooze dun a number on him

25 quid on West Ham today, better than giving it to the lotto.

staying comfy me x

>>82200762
very nice me leeeed

Time for a wee lunch x

Helper is the only human capable of sticking off a giraffe without ladders.

just doing a bit of gaming if that's alright with you lot

Garn Navy

SUNDERLAND BOYS ARE ON A BENDER

Fuck West Ham x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJxW8hAKyhg

HelperLad manages to be more poetic and theatrical than the yank emo kid (who's actually trying).

>>82201071
in the navy he'd have been buggered by every sea fella with a taste for bussy

>>82201071
that neck is so fucking long hahahah no wonder he is constantly NECKING drinks and food lmao

>>82201071
someone edited it to make his neck longer?

>>82201071
A human periscope

>>82200974
no lad i scroll past most of it without reading and it's not as much effort as typing it out day after day is it champ x

>>82201071
He has the classic "I'm disabled" haircut

>>82201002
Lets see what you look like hansom

>>82201118
Lets see your haircut big sexy man

>>82201135
I'm unironically bald, shave it completely off every 5-7 days. Luckily have an ok headshape.

Let's see your items big man

>>82201071
untreated amblyopia. he stood no chance in life.

>>82200794
shagging HHL's sexy handlers while he watches

>>82201008
You buy 10 lottery tickets each week, or do a mix of tickets and scratchcards?

Only linux lads know the score x

>Keating was arrested at Gatwick Airport in March 2023 and the force said more than a year later, while he remained under investigation, he contacted the woman again with screenshots of flights to Bali with the caption "Round Two".
>'Only a few months later, he resumed stalking me and posting about me. He got a new passport and fled to Switzerland - a country with no anti-stalking laws - and continued sending messages, videos, and threats, explaining to me that in Switzerland he could evade arrest by the UK authorities, and maintain his access to me.'

Why do white middle aged British men do this?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15003539/American-travel-influencer-reveals-horror-learning-stalker-turned-home-rope-fled-UK-continue-terrorising-her.html

>>82201202
>and continued sending messages, videos, and threats, explaining to me that in Switzerland he could evade arrest by the UK authorities, and maintain his access to me.
Just block him? What am I missing here?

WHERE'S YA FUCKING PREMIER LEAGUE
WHERE'S YA FUCKING PREMIER LEAGUE

>>82200678
Do you really trust that Pole and all the CP that gets posted through his proxies?

british incels must lower their standards if they want a girlfriend

In that boozer me.

Garn match after a few more drinks

SUNDERLAND BOYS ON A BENDER

>>82201208
How can you block a man in your neighbourhood? Lad even managed to get another passport to see that ugly thot.

you can't post on here all day complaining tfw no gf when there are many single girls waiing for a guy just like you to snap them up

>>82201202
some psychological reason, he is really horny and it takes over his brain

I have no sympathy for her, she chose to live her live exposing herself to degenerates instead of honest work and exposing herself only to the tradhusband she loves, she is a prostitute, I don't hate her, it is just that most are beyond saving, it is like a jeet getting sliced clean in half by a train while shitting on the tracks, what am I supposed to do to intervene, recolonize India?

WE'RE ONLY HERE TO TAKE THE PISS
SUNDERLAND TAKE OVER EVERYWHERE WE GO

>>82201228
Alone or with mates

>>82201242
god the british are hideous

>helper drinking WKD
holy fuck he just keeps getting more and more pathetic

>>82201258
Whats wrong with WKD

>>82201258
At least he goes out lad and he has mates no matter what the quality you think of his mates he has some. You're here 7 days a week you friendless sad act.

>>82201270
No proof that he has mates

>>82201270
He's a loner de lid.

>>82201270
>At least he goes out lad
So? What is inherently better about drinking, watching football and posting in britfeel from a pub vs from your room?
>and he has mates no matter what the quality you think of his mates he has some.
H literally doesn't lol, he has a scummy coke dealer who rips him off by selling him crushed up drywall. Hardly a 'mate' is it?
>You're here 7 days a week you friendless sad act.
Not here 7 days a week, just passing through on the weekend. Plus I have a bunch of friends.

>>82201268
a drink for women and homosexuals

Sean isn't a bad looking bloke.
Sean isn't scared to go to a pub or club and mix with other people.
Sean can order a drink at the bar without stuttering like a mong.

You envy him, he has more going for him than you do. Keep seething and coping.

>>82201288
>Plus I have a bunch of friends.
Cuuurse you do lad

>>82201201
Lads this weekend should be installing GNU/Linux and be done with Windows. I'll never understand why people continue to use a bloated, privacy nightmare, closed source operating system in 2025.

shippy arse licking his lolcow for you's again

>>82201293
>Sean isn't a bad looking bloke.
>Sean isn't scared to go to a pub or club and mix with other people.
>Sean can order a drink at the bar without stuttering like a mong.
>
>You envy him, he has more going for him than you do. Keep seething and coping.
fascinating

>>82201288
>>At least he goes out lad
>So? What is inherently better about drinking, watching football and posting in britfeel from a pub vs from your room?
>>and he has mates no matter what the quality you think of his mates he has some.
>H literally doesn't lol, he has a scummy coke dealer who rips him off by selling him crushed up drywall. Hardly a 'mate' is it?
>>You're here 7 days a week you friendless sad act.
>Not here 7 days a week, just passing through on the weekend. Plus I have a bunch of friends.
COPE

Android is based on the Linux kernel. I'm technically in the Linux club

>>82201237
She is living a life on easy difficulty. Expect she will never do real work...and they wonder why men do this? You just know he'll be thinking of plans now in prison for round three. They have to release him in a few years.

SUNDERLAND BOYS ON A BENDER

WE FUCKING HATE SAM FENDER

OLAY OLAY OLAY

>>82201302
I'm not Shippy lad but you can keep calling me Shippy if it helps you cope.
Lets see how much better looking you are compared to Sean.
When was the last time you were out with your mates and can you PROVE it?
No, well fucking pipe down anonymong.

>>82201309
It's often pozzed with Google shit. Every photo your take and any saved automatically get uploaded to thinks like google photos through sync. Many people don't realise this until their cloud storage is full.

anyone up for a pint at the Barge & Barrel?

>>82201326
post some more videos of mark, he isn't one of your many lolcows you follow to feel better about yourself of course

>>82201293
>Sean isn't a bad looking bloke
Lad you can claim the rest but if I saw a news article saying "neonazi pedo shoots up school" and it was his face I'd say "well yeah, obviously, just fucking look at him".

>>82201323
>WE FUCKING HATE SAM FENDER
Why

>>82200794
>Sean isn't a bad looking bloke

>>82201358
>post some more videos of mark

>>82201370
Why oh why did he do it

>>82201370
actual cunt behaviour

>>82201358
What has that got to do with anything I just posted you thick inane deflecting man child?

>>82200794
same energy desu

Britain is so fucking grim now. Where did British people go?

https://youtu.be/8mAEx_vu-Cg?t=10m

>>82201359
>>82201366
>>82201397
Lets see what you look like then, Chad?

>>82201370
all this hate towards immigrants yet the white benefit scroungers are the fucking worse

>>82201403
>Britain is so fucking grim now. Where did British people go?
all sat in their boxrooms on a saturday afternoon like you king

>>82200621
>>82200831

Is this a fucking joke or genuine?

Why are these cunts like this. Can America please just hurry up and invade already

>>82201391
because we know your game and im not playing it. sean is objectively a sad sack of shit, no friends, just people who use him, a sad, pathetic, depressed porn addicted narcissist who literally pisses himself
keep licking his arse you saddo

need a mummy to bully the cum out of my soft cock

The fucking Apu has gone mad with power in regard to recent Lidl giveaway bakery items. He's going in there spending two pence on cashews then cashing in on a two quid croissant across multiple Lidl Plus accounts on eight to twelve hour shifts. The wee lid has dozens of apple turnovers, pecan plaits and choccy donuts that he's iced himself in his room and he won't share with anyone. He's been up to freezing them as well so he can eat them later from his chest freezer,
Worst thing is the icing attracts other Apus. You could put hundreds and thousands on a piece of shit and it'd draw them in. They love the bright, soft colours and sweet flavour.
Not going to risk getting bitten by him. Might have to call in SPACCA. In tears, LIDL knows what they're doing to the frens.

>>82201403
Every small town like this is full of dossers now

>>82201418
You can pretend I'm whoever you want sweetheart.

>Lets see how much better looking you are compared to Sean.
>When was the last time you were out with your mates and can you PROVE it?
>No, well fucking pipe down anonymong.

>>82201403
Why did they arrest the man? All because a Romanian begging foid immigrant made up something. Even AB was a dickhead here.

>>82201413
I could do audits but it would get frustrating having the police arrest me from made up allegations.

>>82200978
>the cute nephew you'd get a little handsy with when your sister's had too many sherries
What?

Not right what happen to AY. He in debt and had to sell off his auditing equipment

>>82201472
what happen to r kevin? is he a smackhead now?

>>82201460
He thinking about kids being fucked and touched up. He can't stop himself.

8 million bennies claimants. Why work when there aren't enough jobs? Let's say half of these can actually work...where are the 4 million jobs? I will never get a job. Even if I did, I wouldn't be able to enjoy life on minimum wage.

https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/universal-credit-record-high-5Hjd8g8_2/

>>82201472
Fuck that alcoholic. Where's PTTP?

>>82201486
It's a bullshit Tory wanker ragebait article lad. I bet a good majority of those are people coming over from ESA

reckon ruthmong would have been an F1 driver if he was around in the 70s

>>82201477
Mental elf and debt. Probably drug related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvV02h2Kuws>>82201496

>>82201496
PTTP died in a motorcycle accident according to the comments on his last video

>>82201501
That's true but there are millions of work capable people on bennies now. It's really fucking bad.

>>82201508
I don't like F1 like them asmr bints pretend to like.

>>82201527
you dont do it for the driving, you do it for the fanny, being a 1970s F1 driver probably got you the most skirt out of any job besides being a BBC kid diddler

>>82201513
I don't believe some random comment. I reckon the police silenced him and stuck him in a boxroom.

Slurpin down loads like I was born to do it!

Soon the English will return to assisted accommodation just like our Helperlad.
3 Holidays a year in Europe or the UK
3 hot meals a day from the a la carte menu cooked up by immigrant cooks
Tuckshop money provided by DWP - you never go hungry between meals
Security guards and safe housing at all times of the day.
Bennies on for free, top rate PIP orchestrated by the following
SOCIAL WORKERS. They get you that top rate PIP. Eight hundred quid extra a month and that is beyond lush when you think about it.
Bokkles on for free. Brasserie beer coming on so fucking strong!

It's no wonder people taking that HHL Life is it?

Poortheners are always like
>HAHA YESSSS! THE NORF IS DA BEST WOOOOOOO!
But then they're all on bennies and live in squalor and have men'ul elf. Curious, no?

>>82201242
>wkd
hahahahaha

Football is really for the most braindead mongs with zero personality x

>>82201564
should be more popular in this thread in that case desu

The official name is Ngububall. Please get it right.

How dare she cut herself off from me. I take that as a personal attack.

>>82201564
says the man who wanks to feet x

>>82201564
Go on lid. Post what hobbies you enjoy! I'm sure you've much better ones than footy - like posting e-slags and pictures of feet! now that is epic content x

>>82201564
Ugly little gremlin you got there.

>>82201370
Based, become ungovernable

In that stadium of light me x

SUNDERLAND BOYS ON A BENDER

>>82201625
>HAHA BASED! BECOME UNGOVERNABLE!
>*DWP shuts off bennies tap*
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT I DIDN'T MEAN TO I'M SO SORRY I AM SOOOOOOOOOO SORRY PLEASE DON'T STOP MY MONTHLY PITTANCE I WILL DO ANYTHING I WILL GROVEL, SEE LOOK AT ME GROVELLING, I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MY BENNIES PLEASE!!!!

Plapping Wops

>>82201637
bet wops likes being on top

>>82201508
>reckon ruthmong would have been an F1 driver if he was around in the 70s
fascinating

>>82201637
Bit hard now she has to sleep on the sofa. Her hoarding is getting out of control.

Your online dollies have better lives than you champ.

off to Lisbon tomorrow my leeeeds

>>82201650
Reckon she will be living with her parents into her 30s.

Was thinking of going to the cinema in central London today. Get high go see a film. In all the franchise, boutique and indie cinemas in zone 1, nothing takes my fancy. Shit city.

>>82201671
>Reckon she will be living with her parents into her 30s.
fascinating

>>82201671
Yeah and her brother will be coach surfing and hate her. Sad really.

Imagine getting crushed to death by her mighty thighs.

its never gonna rain again, its official, no more hosepipes, no more water, no nothing, its gone

>>82201674
>Was thinking of going to the cinema in central London today. Get high go see a film. In all the franchise, boutique and indie cinemas in zone 1, nothing takes my fancy. Shit city.
fascinating

>>82201697
>Yeah and her brother will be coach surfing and hate her. Sad really.
fascinating

She's got a better hairline than wops and turkish lass. Wops doesn't make any effort with her appearance. Never seen any makeup in her room.

OLAY OLAY OLAY

SUNDERLAND BOYS ON A BENDER

WE'RE ONLY HERE TO TAKE THE PISS

Fuck Sky Sports and fuck the Premier League too xxx

>>82201706
>its never gonna rain again, its official, no more hosepipes, no more water, no nothing, its gone
fascinating

>>82201717
Queen Laura

Football and alcoholism and drugs all the signs of a sad virgin lmao

>>82201698
I'd rather be with a 24yo girl that has a nice toned body and looks feminine. Wops is lesbian anyway so she can never truly enjoy a man.

>>82201652
>Your online dollies have better lives than you champ.
fascinating

>>82201737
post pics of the alcoholic one

>>82201737
>I'd rather be with a 24yo girl that has a nice toned body and looks feminine. Wops is lesbian anyway so she can never truly enjoy a man.
fascinating

>>82201737
She needs to do more Lara Croft cosplay

>>82201733
A very beautiful Scottish queen.

>>82201706
1992 was when the last reservoir was built. Millions have since moved here. I can technically leave the taps running all day as we refuse to get a water metre.

>>82201737
And yet you won't get fuck all

>>82201747
Yes but she'll only ever be nu-Lara. Not like are Tomb Raider Legend era Lara with a chest.

>>82201743
We don't talk about that nasty one after what she did to me.

Think some of you lads could benefit from this

>>82201745
Stop saying that.

>>82201776
Not much I can do about that. Some men are meant to go without sex and love.

>>82201792
>Think some of you lads could benefit from this
fascinating

>>82201792
You know that him posting himself publicly is part of him going down the rabbit hole of sissy porn, right?

>>82201814
You saying part of his humiliation kink involves plastering his face on thumbnails of a sissy youtube channel? I don't believe you

>>82201792
I would quit but I'd still have no sex and no girlfriend. I'd basically have no enjoyment from life.

>>82201796
>Not much I can do about that
Okay retard

>>82201796
>Not much I can do about that. Some men are meant to go without sex and love.
fascinating

>>82201792
>42 minutes
Not watching all that desu

Rematch football game is fun though x

>>82201856
>Rematch football game is fun though x
fascinating

Footmong should give his mum a foot rub.

Might get a face tattoo

>>82201886
I have and I will again

>>82201898
>Might get a face tattoo
fascinating

>>82201886
>Footmong should give his mum a foot rub.
fascinating

>>82201662
Porto is better

>>82201899
>I have and I will again
fascinating

drunk again. what am i like eh?
fascinating

>>82201951
bit early for that m8

>>82201941
also going there my leeed

fuck off big lad fat man tiny bike x

>>82201972
>bit early for that m8
fascinating

>fascinating
>fascinating
>fascinating
>fascinating
>fascinating
>fascinating
fascinating

>>82202019
You okay mate? Something riled you up perhaps?

>>82201972
ive been drunk since about 10 am

HHL where are you sat?

>>82202019
obsessive repetitive behavior is a sign of autism

The only possible explanations are:
>The people ruling us genuinely, GENUINELY, like literally, do not understand what supply and demand is and how it works.
or
>The people ruling us genuinely, GENUINELY, like literally, hate us.
These are the only possible explanations for the endless shite they subject us to.

It's so over.

what will be the next big war? will it be the indians and chinese or something else we wont even see coming?

>>82202128
Disability seating probably lol

>>82202190
What's a 'big war' in your opinion?

Miss crossy vibes. Thread gets angry and aggressive without him.

I got a 2:1 in my degree. Could've got a first but just spent too much time wanking. Ah well, it doesn't matter, grades literally don't matter.

>>82202208
bigger than a little war but not as big as a massive one

>>82202215
I only went to uni because you have to now. I'm not always 100% with Sargon, but his latest vid about degrees is spot on. They're worthless, don't teach you anything, aren't needed etc. but it signals to a company that you're a good goy and can follow orders and have been sufficiently managerialised. Higher education system totally broken imo.

Haha yeah, classic!

Now do one with muhammad.

>>82202260
>don't teach you anything, aren't needed etc
Fully disagree. Ultimately they teach you how to learn.
My degree was shit, the people teaching it were often shit too, but it meant I learned how to figure shit out myself and do research into things I need for work.
That's what the degree is, it's a sign you're capable of learning new things or solidifying your knowledge. Sure it'd be nice if they weren't the ultimate gateway to decent pay, that bit is definitely retarded, but they're not "useless".

SUNDERLAND BOYS ARE ALL BENDERS
PISS PANTS SEAN IS A SEX OFFENDER

>>82202314
>Fully disagree. Ultimately they teach you how to learn.
You're um... you're joking, right? Mate this isn't Athens in 400BC. A good 90% of people going to uni shouldn't even be there. Hell, most lecturers shouldn't even be there lol. They aren't hosting symposiums to invite critical thought, they're lecturing from a pre-prepared textbook and occasionally answering a question with 'that's in the next chapter' or 'hmmm, I'm not sure I'll get back to you' (I reckon there was about one question asked for every two hours of teaching on my course).

>>82202327
a lot of personalities here are sex offenders

>>82202331
>You're um... you're joking, right
No. That's what I got out of my degree and what got me my job. You also completely just ignored my entire point and ranted about some other random shit.
Even if your course was shitter than mine (which would be impressive), what you've said doesn't mean it didn't give you the skills to pick up new things and put them to use - which is what employers want.

>>82202314
>they teach you how to learn.
I knew "how to learn" before uni mate this is an NPC copypasta from UCAS "how to learn" lol

>>82202128
Not indoors alone like you x

>>82202327
sean is such a sad mong I hope he trips over in town and breaks his neck

I learned critical thinking at university. It taught me how to learn. I learned how to learn you might say.

>>82202388
Fair play de lad

Sean's virgin willard feeling a rush of blood whenever someone mentions his nappies x

>>82202360
The average employer is not looking for someone who 'knows how to learn', they know full well that 99% of jobs are straight monkey work that anyone picked up off the street, degree or not, could do within a week of training, max. There exist very, very few jobs that genuinely need smart, academically gifted individuals. We send nearly 800,000 kids to uni each year; trust me, there are not 800,000 of these truly challenging positions being created in the job market each year. I would be surprised if there were only 800.

>>82202375
>>82202395
Sorry I managed to find value in when you didn't, as apparently you were way ahead of me. I can tell your level of intelligence by needing to NPC post multiple times.
Sure you got me well beat in the ol' learning and intellectual departments eh

So far all you've done is just go "um ur joking right?" and then "lol ur an NPC"
For someone crying so much about uni's lack of critical debate, you sure are fucking wank at it.

>>82202395
Kek, this. Lads talking wank desu.

>>82202408
>The average employer
You don't get to uni to get an average job, even if you come out of uni and find there's no openings besides opening jobs.
>they know full well that 99% of jobs are straight monkey work that anyone picked up off the street, degree or not, could do within a week of training, max
Then they usually ain't after degrees in that case. My job after graduating couldn't have been done with a week's training. Even now we basically sit them down in the oven for nearly 3 months before we let them loose on real shit.
Mostly because the kids coming out of uni are shit at the role but can pick it up quickly, huh funny that.

if sunderland is such a good team why arent they winning

why did HHL quit his rap career to become a football hooligan?

Are you winning on 4chan on a Saturday afternoon lads and will you be here all night winning too?

Me doing my 120 credits per academic year of transferable skills, soft skills and media literacy. I am educated(tm).

>>82202443
you here too though

>>82202430
>You don't get to uni to get an average job, even if you come out of uni and find there's no openings besides opening jobs.
Well now you're just living in a fantasy land, lad. This may have been true many decades ago, but today it is literally the minimum entry requirement for jobs over 20k.
>Then they usually ain't after degrees in that case.
Bowling alleys, shoe shops and pest control are all employers that require degrees now lol.
>My job after graduating couldn't have been done with a week's training. Even now we basically sit them down in the oven for nearly 3 months before we let them loose on real shit.
Just because your company is so up its own arse it has a 3 month+ training period doesn't mean that someone couldn't just do the job perfectly well after a week as long as they have a senior manager they can go to for unexpected situations.
>Mostly because the kids coming out of uni are shit at the role but can pick it up quickly, huh funny that.
It's not because they went to uni, mate, it's because they have a pulse and an IQ a bit above room temperature.

What is your job?

Has Wops started an OF yet?

mum cooking me steak x

Xhaka is having a terrible game imo

Olewimpwengu is have a great game imo

Xo'Xo'Ykhji is fucking killin it this game wooooooo! Hope he fucks my daughter later to celebrate! CAHM ON INGERLAND!

>>82202395
I guess the 12+ years of primary and secondary education just never involved knowing how to learn

>>82202480
>>82202493
Getting big incel vibes from these posts

>>82202504
Getting big effeminate energy from this post

>>82200261
>>82200279
What do you look like that 7-8/10 girls chat you up? Can't imagine there are chads on /r9k/

Please tell me more about how uni turns you into a successful, erudite philosopher, Mr Weekend Britfeelposter...

>>82202534
>7-8
You autists really are faceblind aren't you.

i wish i had an allotment, i'd grow so many veggies

Based sunderland, hhl must be absolutely buzzing rn, good for him

Spending all day using bots and scripts to try and get a driving test. Nice

>>82202611
>70 quid a year (on top of the taxes you pay and council tax that keeps going up) to rent a plot of land from the council because nobody has houses with gardens any more
>it's 5 miles out of town
>covered in bright blue tarps and plastic bags and general litter from everyone else
>council literally revokes your access (and keeps your money LOL) if you don't use it the way they want you to
humiliation ritual

me? used to plant wild flowers in the woods but not done it for years now

>>82202611
Applied for one 18 months ago and never heard anything back. Not rite imo

>>82200279
>those tattoos
>alcoholic
>le middle finger xD
>looks like she stinks of BO
>"very good looking"

absolutely hyped watching the sunderland game, wow what an experience

>those tattoos
>alcoholic
>le middle finger xD
>looks like she stinks of BO
>"very good looking"
ruhmong melty

id shag her desu, dont see why not

>>82202673
>>looks like she stinks of BO
Phwoar

Forgot the ugly tacky jewellery and dressed like a literal prostitute

>>82202679
Massive NPC vibes from this post

>>82202695
no im just desperate for a shag, not had one since 2011

you virgins really are picky lmao

How could I write the perfect song when Dylan already did it with 'All along the Watchtower' ?

imagine if sunderland go on to win the PL like leicester did

>>82202632
my mum lives out in the county she could rent a 10 meter by 10 meter allotment for 5 quid a year if she wanted buts shes too lazy. im jealous

Grim, grim times for the PL table at the moment
We take a draw at Villa though
Fuck sunlun

are you allowed to build a shed on an allotment and live in it?

>>82202699
The saying "beggars can't be choosers" springs to mind

>>82202742
>are you allowed to build a shed on an allotment and live in it?
no

>>82202736
Fuck newcastle, britfeel is pro sunderland

for me, it's Manchester United. how many times have I been to Manchester, I hear you ask. once when I was twelve!

>>82202736
Not right how isak is behaving imo

fuck all mates on yet again another saturday night. Whatever, fuck it all.

Breath of the fartberg

what football team do the britfeel lads follow then?

Oh yar, the ibiza orchestra, bloody marvelous, I adore pete tongovsky's sunset sonata in E gurner.

>>82202754
>no
fucks sake

>>82202814
a few years back i was into football for a bit, i supported Chelsea i even when on an Stanford bridge tour, im not bothered about it anymore

>>82202814
lifelong sunderland fan since today

>>82202814
We all Sunderland man in here x

we all garn beehive later to celebrate with a couple of jars and bags

>>82202814
Lionesses

i miss football brainlets desu

>>82199679 (OP)
I am seriously considering moving out of the UK, country's gone to the pits, can't move around outside without a bunch of benefit scroungers protesting about illegals, despite the fact they're basically the same thing.

>>82202897
Off you pop then x

what bra size is ruth?

Waheyy

Top of the league and taking the piss

Fuck the Premier League lmao

>>82202954
not the faintest clue since i'm not a woman

>>82202969
Based HHL. In the end you always win. Britfeel bows to you.

>>82202954
Her bra size is smedium.

>>82202969
You truly are the king of kings.

Same posters hat are lining up to suckle on HHL's teet, are the same as were insulting him earlier, or same person.
There is a game being played.

SUNDERLAND BOYS ON A BENDER

WE'RE ONLY HERE TO TAKE THE PISS

>>82202814
The proper English national team lad:
>Shangaraman
>Ek'tmbiku
>Pui Pui Tphon
>Kolombwembe
>Ngubu
>Tchxklotl
>Oyadolesenbo
>al-Musrahini
>Zubayeka
>Obafare'Okadimeji
>Kwatenjo

CAHM ON INGERLAND!!!!!!!!!!

haha get it they're all foreign names XDDDDDDD

>>82203050
Based analyst anon

>>82203065
ENGURLUND TILL I DIE COMMON NUBUBUTU

PREMIER LEAGUE IS FUCKING SHITE

WAHEYY ONLY HERE FOR SUNDERLAND

>>82203067
Post your hand mate, you won't. Forren.

>>82203067
It's illegal to have an english name now, lad.

HHL will lose his virginity today to a disabled lass

>>82203147
Putting a wig on and faking a gimpy leg doesn't make you a 'disabled lass', lad.

>>82202830
for around 3-4 grand you can buy a plot of land in Scotland and live there in a shed

Just found out there's gonna be a new Mitchell and Webb sketch show coooorrrrr.

That Mitchell and Webb Look was fucking good shit, hope this one isn't lame.

Just remembered I stuck cheeky tenner on Sunderland to win waheyy get in.

CHEER UP PETER REID
Oh what can it mean
To a sad mackem bastard
And a shit football teammmmm

>Caring about mongball
Cringe and I mean cringe

Ngubu da man desu desu

OI BIG MAN WHAT'S YA NAME

MY NAME'S ELIZIER MAYENDA
I HATE SAM FENDER
I PLAY UP FRONT FOR SUNDERLAND

>>82203345
>>82203357
Luv wooty me. As you were x

>>82203402
you are a brain dead mong

>>82203420
You are a friendless moron with no life outside of the screen in front of you.

>>82203430
>no u
like I said, brain dead mong

the world is beautiful which is a problem because i am not

The friendless moron with no life outside of the screen thinks I'm his Chika dolly.

>>82203050
All drama for him at the end of the day lad as long as he's posting about his online dollies he's happy. Small things amuse small minds.

NGUBUUU DESU DESU

I don't like 'footy'
normie screeching in 3 2 1
why are these turbo norman types even here

Too much normie scum in /britfeel/ imo

>>82203565
Have sex, pal. Youre missing out x

>>82203556
>>82203565
You'll have the last laugh when we get blocked and the "normies" can't post on your special woebot forum.

>>82203606
Had sex last night pal

This will happen when the we are blocked.

You will go to another chan and create a britfeel thread, it will be slow as fuck.
You will browse other chans hoping a britfeel made there is more active. It won't be.

You will abandon all hope of an active britfeel thread and you will snake your way into the most active British themed thread that is available on one of the chans.

Your in thread jokes, personalities, online lolcows, ASMRists, gimmicks and daily thread spam will count for nothing on this British themed thread and your posts will go mostly ignored.

>>82203672
ok starmer calm down fucking hell

>>82200831
What are the chances UK will block it?

Crashed out in that beddingtons me. Feel ill af off the drink. Garn neck this waccies and restmaxx for the rest of the day x

might order a take away. got 8 quid off just eat,. what get?

>>82203889
You won, footrat lost

>>82203889
>garn neck this waccies
you're going to deepthroat some Pakistanis?

>>82203895
>what get?
Sushi

hmmm..which wong kong slop to watch tonight

>>82203889
>Garn neck this waccies
what did you get de lid

>>82203882
It's 100% happening lad, I've got my vpn up already been using it for a couple weeks now
It's fresh start
It's lush start
It secure
I am protected
x

Sub on ARE boy rashford

Watch Sunderland finish in the top 4 this season lmao. Can already tell this gonna be another meme season.

Football is for troglodytes and low IQs.

>>82203951
Good question. What have you decided on? I have a massive Wong Kong backlog. Haven't even touched my Shawscope Vol. 3 yet. Got Lo Wei's Wuxia World pre-order from Eureka coming Monday too.

>>82203977
frank lampard has an iq of 150 whats yours?

>>82203225
Need a Sir Digby Chicken Caesar update ASAP.

>>82203995
>whats yours?
151

>>82203995
>whats yours?
Mad?

>>82204009
bullshit
>>82204012
me? no im alright i dont even like football just dont like snobbery

We all had that one legendary crumb in the air fryer that just keeps getting fried in the air fryer.

>>82203956
I Remember when the BBC did an article saying "is Marcus rashford working class?" It made me laugh out loud. No BBC. The cunt earns 250,000 a week it would take a working class person 10 years to earn that you dense stupid cunts.

Help me remember a term please

What do you call that annoying voice characteristic where people, especially women, speak sloppily, like they have a sore throat or something, like a raspy growly voice?

>>82204057
Had that a few days ago it was a chip. It was as black as the ace of spades when I pulled it out.

>>82204069
>What do you call that annoying voice characteristic where people, especially women, speak sloppily, like they have a sore throat or something, like a raspy growly voice?
vocal fry

>>82204074
Thank you. Such an annoying trend.

HHL has a massive willy

I seen it when I went Sunderland football stadium

Seen it in the men's toilets when he were in there and he took it out to take a wee

>>82204064
How much do you earn de lad

>>82203955
Which one do you use? Mulled?

>>82203672
So you keep saying

https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/%22Your%20in%20thread%20jokes%22/

>>82203955
How are you posting here from a VPN?

>>82204094
>>82204103
My own private VPN int it
It hosted in Panama

vocal fry

>>82204081
It's a hidden disability, its unpleasant and misunderstood

>>82204123
I'm more likely to believe it's laziness and poor education.

>>82204114
Sooo you're renting a VPS and using something like OpenVPN? I guess you must be running this in Linux. Bit too complex for me

>>82204057
fun fact: an air fryer doesn't fry is just a mini oven

cooor horn dog I am a horny horn daaaaaaaAawg x

Do you have a hidden disability?

Corrrr! Some proper German kino arrived today, did it not? Germans really dominated early cinema.

>>82204174
Yeah, I self-diagnosed myself with TMAU

Fell asleep for an hour after tea.

>>82204171
you lost footmong x

>>82204147
It's well easy mate, worth it if you don't want to spend loads getting a 4chan pass too

why do immigrants not wear deodorant

>>82204222
Not given to them for free

>>82204198
My life is better than yours lmao x

>>82204222
>why do immigrants not wear deodorant
XENOPHOBE!!

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10090875/

>>82204334
Not him but you unironically have the worst life of anybody here

>>82204377
you are him and my life is cushty mate x


stay mad hahahaha

>>82204403
Why does your mother charge you so much for rent?

I thought we all had somewhat crappy lives, is that not why we're here? There's a noisy contingent on here that are determined to bring us down, and have us argue with each other.

>buy new clothes recently
>pair an outfit together
>I look good
>feel good
>realise I have no friends and nowhere to go so it doesn't matter
>go outside to feel like I exist
>no one outside

yep, I might be one of the saddest cunts itt

>Not him but
He always does this. Sameseaning mong

>>82204441
why are you so invested in the lives of other men?

>>82204452
Nah, you're still putting effort in. Dont give in anon.

>>82204452
>no one outside
Wish I never saw people when I went out

700 a month
Aye 'cushty' lad

Think there was a dead woman on my route today, there was loads of amazon boxes stacked up outside, like drivers had just put them there over a week or so, and there was a skinny cat out the front that ran off back into the garden as I dropped the one I had on the pile of boxes. I didn't have time to fuck about but I asked one of the neighbours who was out the front of his own house if he could check on her.

>>82204183
Are you an actual nazi? Suspicious amount of German films.

what on earth? not even going to interact with that post

Lmfao
Fucking kek
Not him but
>Sucks cock of poster
Lmfao
Anyway. I'm garn out in town. I don't care who believes me.

>>82204469
just wish I had some mates to go on the occasional Saturday night piss up with, everyone moved away after uni and its been like 2 years but due to being a hopeless spastic I cant figure out how to make new mates as an adult not in education, it might actually be over.

>>82204509
I am staying in actually. Another L imposter loser!

>>82204441
why are you unemployed, sexless and friendless?

we can do this all night fella I could give a fuck x

>>82204495
Should have broke in and lost your virginity. Missed a trick there, lid.

>>82204516
go to a couple gigs mate
x

>>82204528
You're here all day trying to wind up other people who you know nothing about.

>>82204540
We can play mind games all night laddie. At the end of the day, you are a loser.

>>82204537
Piss off you freak

>>82204538
I did and it didn't work and there aren't any more until september/october locally ;_;

Nu bred time, is it not

>>82204549

Everybody is Sunderland out celebrating
HHL ill af in bed
How the mighty have fall

>>82204516
It could all change if you get a job, or find a sociable hobby.

footspacker the failed normie gloats how he has sex but he is that much of a loser has to pay for it

>>82204492
Is 700 pounds a month a lot of money for you lad

>>82203994
settled on a moment of romance directed by wenny chan and starring wandy lau, think i watched it a while back but cant really remember it

>>82204765
>>82204765
>>82204765
>>82204765
>>82204765
fresh out the oven