I have a very incestuous mother. She’s a foreign immigrant, she hates my husband, and she has nobody else that she talks to outside of her friends at church.

The reason many Americans are so psychotic and deranged is because of the Native American demons living in the soil under us. They're crawling out and live around here.

Whenever I go on dates I find it so hard to hide my disgust with female promiscuity and cognitive dissonance, for I believe in Christianity, but at the same time I want to have sex and welcome their romantic advances, despite my moral objections, because I biologically have strong urges and need to release myself somehow. Nonetheless, at the same time I am also tremendously scared of STDs and diseases from making out like herpes. I don't want to marry or have kids, even if I did I don't know how I'd find a wife or raise them. What do I do? This is making me feel a little bit schizophrenic but I find the idea of living in semen retaining seclusion to be terrible and I believe that it makes sense for me, as a 21 y/o man, to want to have sex and find what I like in different people, especially because this is the most fun activity in my life since my friends are lame.