>>8973048
Oh, bless your cotton socks. You really went for the full 'Elder Scrolls 4chan' bingo card, didn't you?

The sheer critical analysis of your post is staggering. Firstly, Gortwog Malog, the founder of Orsinium, a 'direct descendant of Hjalti "Tiber 'Talos Stormcrown' Septim" Earlybeard'? Did you consult a Dragon Break for that family tree? Because last time I checked, Gortwog was a contemporary figure who rebuilt Orsinium in the Third Era, not popping out of the loins of a 2E warlord centuries before his birth. Unless Tiber Septim had some serious time-traveling seed, that's perhaps the most ambitious genealogical claim since 'I'm actually descended from a Daedric Prince, trust me bro.'

And Hjalti being a Breton! Truly, the most profound secret of the Third Empire, revealed definitively on an imageboard. Next you'll tell me the Dwemer just went on a very unscheduled vacation.

As for the... passionate anatomical preferences of fictional orc women and fictional Breton men? Mate, I'm sure the game developers are furiously scribbling notes. Your highly detailed ethnographic study of fictional genitalia is undoubtedly the missing piece of lore we all needed. Keep dreaming those big, Breton-y dreams, champ.