My fellow taoists, it is with great pleasure that i announce that everyone's cages have finally arrived. Form a line in alphabetical order and come get yours, and remember, don't take it off until the month ends. Futo here will make sure of that by keeping everyone's keys (including mine) in her drawer. Before you claim your cage, however, I'm gonna demonstrate how to use them. Pay close attention as your prince locks himself in chastity. Tojiko, if you please.

I hate these dumb scenarios i come up with

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