Your honor, if I may..
I am Sir Whiskers of Cataria, first of my name, and royal Knight, and Duke of the Nippy hills of Nippyland.
As you can see, I am very fluffy and cute, your honor.
I was kidnapped *points at Yuji* by this fece demon!
I personally witnessed him devour a great deal of fecal matter, far more than his stick figure body could naturally retain.
Were it not for the efforts of the Captain Pee and the Federation, I'd surely be dead right now.
This assault upon captain Pee is a travesty, your honor.
I ask, on behalf of my people and all those of the Federation that you dismiss this trial and hold Yuji accountable for making a mockery of the law.