>yellow
yeah we know they are thanks for sayin

>>82167493
>Using autistic as an insult even though high functioning autists are SUPERIOR to you in every way shape and form
Holy kek
>Old ran through women love me and call me husband material.
>young bumd whores get "the ick" whenever I tell them that I listed to Chopin instead of Tyler the Creator or Blake Shelton
You sound like the least relatable person on earth. No wonder women don't talk to you. They are probably terrified of your massive ego or think you are a total milquetoast intellectual
>Women? As in beautiful dainty virgins or FAT DISGUSTING SLAMPIGS WITH SELTZER BODIES YOU MET AT THE SPORTS BAR?
Women like me because I am down on their level, not up in the clouds like you. If you have this veil of superiority women hone in on that shit and it is a major turn off

>>82133711
top kek, thanks for making me laugh today
>>82133751
I do this but only in a private bathroom. I prefer this so I can have a break during work where I can sit down and look at my phone for a few minutes. Doesn't work though when I even have half of a boner. My pp ends up hitting the toilet bowl and it is not very pleasant.