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so me and my black aryvn bvll were out shopping with our female cohabiting romantic partner that i do not have sex with (w*fe is a commie bootlicker term kek i don't own her she has to work for the right to be my aryvn shieldmaiden by satisfying tyreese's 15 inch AIDs infected member). i was on the lookout for a coffee table to my BLACKED RIFLE COFFEE CLUB collection. i'm a patriot so you know it that had one of those "Made with 14% of resources from AMERICA (but manufactured in China)" stickers because I'm Doing My Part like in the hit movie storm poopers. i don't do wood coffee tables because that's for cuckifornian sissy liberals that believe the environment is real lol total fucking f*gs (gotta seek penance from my rabbi and my pastor at church for saying that. im working on it sorry guys i am not transphobic i know trump has gay allies) and not only that, my cambodian midget HOA president might hit me with another fine because we voted to ban wooden furniture in our homes in the last HOA meeting. once we got to the checkout to buy our plastic table i was worried that my card might decline and that id have to call up the bank and get tyreese to scream on the line about how big his penis is and how his grand daddy got buckbroken by the irish and that's why the racist irish bank of america keeps declining our payments. i can take another hit to my 300 credit score lol that shit doesn't matter im on section 8 anyway. atleast we don't have social credit system like the CCP lmao fucking changs damn. alright brb i gotta go grease up tyreese's big ol dongle and suck on it with whipped cream on top. soft ass kids on the internet probably never worked a day in your life the way i work on black dick and sewer pipes all day. i been on 4chan for 20 years you're still a virgin? soft hands brother.
