Thread 214727229

In this thread we pretend to be Americans

mmmm burger

>>214727229 (OP)
im fond of BBC and I support Israel

i are fat

>>214727287
BBC and Israel are our greatest allies

I am a distinguished gentleman of noble blood, positive influence, and impeccable character. I would firstly like to- OH MY GOD THAT NIGGER JUST SHOT SOMEBODY RUUUUUUUUUUUN

I own a gun and I don't get sent to prison for being transphobic on the Internet!

No hablo ingles

>>214727229 (OP)
Ok so yeah blacks are criminals, but let's address the real issue here. I tried watching porn with a wh*te man in it and putting aside the obvious racial power fantasy I don't know how people class that as straight sex. It looked like two lesbians rubbing their clits together. So yes even if blacks are violent criminals and functionally animals we need to keep some otherwise women will never orgasm again, I tried getting into the mood for the porn racists like, I put on Jefre Cantu Ledesma and everything. This is anti-feminist to not consider the female orgasm, not having black men is porn is basically Islam or something.

This is the flag of my country

I’m white

>>214727360
Well said dude

The god of muh israel possessed this woman (she's in heaven now), praise be the lord

ooga booga where da white wimminz at

>>214727544
Oops wrong pic

Or something

>>214727544
Might become true soon

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>214727491
Keked

>>214727229 (OP)
No pienso en ti en lo absoluto

>>214727229 (OP)
>>214727287
>>214727304
>>214727245
>>214727473

KYS obsessed faggots

>>214727229 (OP)
so me and my black aryvn bvll were out shopping with our female cohabiting romantic partner that i do not have sex with (w*fe is a commie bootlicker term kek i don't own her she has to work for the right to be my aryvn shieldmaiden by satisfying tyreese's 15 inch AIDs infected member). i was on the lookout for a coffee table to my BLACKED RIFLE COFFEE CLUB collection. i'm a patriot so you know it that had one of those "Made with 14% of resources from AMERICA (but manufactured in China)" stickers because I'm Doing My Part like in the hit movie storm poopers. i don't do wood coffee tables because that's for cuckifornian sissy liberals that believe the environment is real lol total fucking f*gs (gotta seek penance from my rabbi and my pastor at church for saying that. im working on it sorry guys i am not transphobic i know trump has gay allies) and not only that, my cambodian midget HOA president might hit me with another fine because we voted to ban wooden furniture in our homes in the last HOA meeting. once we got to the checkout to buy our plastic table i was worried that my card might decline and that id have to call up the bank and get tyreese to scream on the line about how big his penis is and how his grand daddy got buckbroken by the irish and that's why the racist irish bank of america keeps declining our payments. i can take another hit to my 300 credit score lol that shit doesn't matter im on section 8 anyway. atleast we don't have social credit system like the CCP lmao fucking changs damn. alright brb i gotta go grease up tyreese's big ol dongle and suck on it with whipped cream on top. soft ass kids on the internet probably never worked a day in your life the way i work on black dick and sewer pipes all day. i been on 4chan for 20 years you're still a virgin? soft hands brother.

>>214727678
Self hating faggot

>>214727972
kek this is good, reads like a sharty copypasta

>>214727973
Did you know that goulash is akshually from america? It was my great grandfather who came up with it, the hugarians simply stole the recipe!

>>214727972
Wow

WE MUST DONAT 40 BILLION DOLLARS TO ISRAEL SO THEY CAN KILL CHILDREN AND WOMEN IN GAZA

>>214727229 (OP)
I LOVE RED 40 !!11

Trans rights are human rights + BBC

>>214727972
Bless you for the Keks!

>>214728174
It's the Christian thing to do!

WE MUST HELP ISRAEL!!!

>>214727229 (OP)
Did an innocent refugee woman just die because of my people's gross negligence and my country being third world?
Better use this as an opportunity to spread culture war BS and help my favorite politicians get elected by blaming it on party ideology, China, Russia, and shitpost on twitter about it instead of taking action.

>>214728677
It is literally Democratic policies that caused it though. The dude had 14 felony offenses, but has his previous sentences cut by a leftist judge, and then was out of cashless bail from ANOTHER felony he had just recently committed.

>>214727229 (OP)
sure, I'm South Cali

>>214729119
Democrat municipal governments like counties/cities don't have any power, retard.
It's a republican state. They made cuts to public safety and let a retarded nigress judge preside over these cases.
You have no excluse. Nobody cares about your culture war shit. Have some shame, faggot. A woman died because you didn't want your tax going to asylums.

>>214727229 (OP)
These threads are always cringe as hell. But I guess if you're an irrelevant vassal state you'll cope in whatever way you can

>>214729231

>IT'S THE STATE GOVERNMENTS FAULT THAT THE NIGGER DEMOCRAT RAN CITY OF CHARLOTTE APPOINTED A CORRUPT NIGJUDGE AND LET A CRIMINAL OUT ON BAIL 14 TIMES UNTIL HE MURDERED SOMEONE

cute

>>214729322
>Dude the powerless county and city governments that can't even elect judges are responsible for this nigger being allowed to roam with impunity.
>Dude the state didn't do anything even though the governor and his cabinet are responsible for managing their states justices
You are retarded lmfao

>>214729231
Judge was appointed by Democrats in her district. And no other developed nation on Earth requires policing or security on their public transit. Also, please specify how the specific cuts that the Republicans in NC did. Because I have never heard of a Republican cutting funding to policing ever.

>>214729428
I should clarify that I mean they don't require a security guard to be constantly present on their metros or buses due to constant violence. They have security in the stations to ensure people pay the fees.

>>214727229 (OP)
>YOU DISAGREE WITH MY POLITIC VIEWS? *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

>>214729512
NOBODY looks like this

>>214729631
Consider that he does say that.

>>214729631
I look like this, and say and do this often.

>>214727287
>>214727327
>>214728230
Still no word filter

>>214729428
Republicans shut down asylums.
Policing doesn't do anything. Pigs pop up, do a little talking, and go away before the problem explodes. This is how Jeffrey Dahmer was able to escape the cops for so long. They joke about this being their job all the time. It's easy money and any attempt to ask them to do more will be met with expectations of raises.
>>214729631
Mutts all look exactly like this once they reach 35. Drinkers skin, wrinkled faces, bloated bodies, balding heads.

>>214727229 (OP)
>mfw it's over

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>>214727229 (OP)
Isn't that the exact color of Moroccan skin?

lel

>>214729731
JFK defunded asylums Federally. Reagan only did it in California. Not good, but the idea that this is Republicans fault is fine. I agree that their aversion to having government run healthcare does prevent a current solution though.

The MyHeritage DNA test came in bros, I am so hyped to tell my friends and reddit.
Apparently I am 0.00008% Norwegian and 99.99991% central african and 0.00001% Ashkenazi Jewish.
I am glad I ordered my viking helmet , armband, drinking horn and the latest Amon Amarth album in advance.
Skøll!

unfunny thread

>>214730006
that's cool, I also speak with AI, literally aliens

>>214730000
why did he get it?

>>214730504
>reddit
The rest is good, but that website is almost universally hated now.

>>214730652
Being a chud (90’s liberal)

*gets shot while answering a question about gang violence*

>>214727229 (OP)
OW MY NECK

>>214731520
Testicles

Jews are the chosen people
If you have a problem with Israel you have a problem with me

>>214732139
Now that he's dead there's basically no other major pro-Israel media figures other than Ben Shapiro who everyone knows is biased. Tucker Carlson? Doesn't like Israel. Tim Pool? Grifter who gets accused of being paid off by Russians. Dave Rubin? Also gets accused of being a Russian shill. TYT? They make Hitler look like a Civil Rights activist when it comes to Israel. Israel is so fucked.

>>214733108
Grifting for poccnr and Israel is double money though

*puts hand to mouth*
excuse me

>>214727229 (OP)
Still whiter than you and yes i will not remove shoes when entering house and yes i will not change it to flippers

>>214730006
this translates to "built for BBC, godbless"

>>214733108
Destiny.
Asmogold

>>214734732
>Asmongold
Milquetoast who flips his opinion and got kicked off Twitch for saying something bad about Palestine. Now just grunts at videos, nods his head, and says 'true true' to everything.
>Destiny
Anti-reactionary who obscures his stance with 'nuance'

Destiny's protege is pretty open about hating Israel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzts3hfnhP4

america number one oorah
one mcslurry to go please and thank you for your service sir

Not counting gang vio-AAAAAACKK

>>214735919
Kek
It was wore og a -GH though

o algo i guess

>>214734732
They are next inshallah

>>214727229 (OP)
I just love a heckin' good conspiracy theory. Didn't ya hear: The democrats are turning the frogs gay. That's why I shoot any toad or frog that gets anywhere near my property. I ain't taking no damned chances.
And don't you try that bullcrap phony science shit on me. The eggheads are all in on it, most definitely visited the Epstein Island as well. They're next on the chopping block.

Gun rights! Open carry! Freedom! 2A! Pry from my dead b......ACK!!!

>>214727229 (OP)
This is civil war. A patriot, a good Christian, a fighter for America died today because demons on the left. Trump must round up every Democrat immediately to avenge Charlie.

anyone done foreskin restoration?

>>214738992
Kek

drivin' my big truck to the walmart munchin' mah burger
listening to weird rock songs
hoard some frozen food and come back home
drive through uncanny suburb, every house looks the same
watch football and eat frozen food

whiter than you muhammad

>>214727229 (OP)
Can't wait until I turn 21 and I'm finally allowed to go to a nightclub, so excited!

eating borgor

>>214727229 (OP)
>hmm
>i feel like shooting charlie kirk in the throat today

>>214727229 (OP)
>Supporting Israel is necessary to protect the freedom of McDonald’s o algo

>>214727229 (OP)
sharter than poo, farthammed.

>>214727327
tftp

>>214740221
, o algo

washu washu warhghsho she uuuh arghshhu wash washu washu eishon

>>214727229 (OP)
kids should be shot in order to preserve the guns right or something and fight antisemitism

>>214730652
he made trannies seethe

>>214729073
they really be like that, it's not even a parody
https://youtube.com/shorts/4YgM2dswgdw

>>214729119
I cannot possibly comprehend how a first world country can allow something like this without the judge being put in jail after freeing the same criminal twice, not even 14 times. There is something vile and fucked up about this, even in Italy we shat on a schizo judge that praised a migrant for his body and how he was buiilt for sports, the same migrant who raped and killed a woman in a park.
And I thought Italian justice had a problem with lefty judges and prosecutors.

>>214727229 (OP)
I am a great person and I will unite with the Russians in order to fight the vile Europeans

Gunna divorce my wife after just 2 years of marriage

>>214741045
Nah, don't cross the jokes with reality. There's a small cabal of neocons that look for any excuse to go to war and everyone else is either hostile to or doesn't even know what Israel is. Most of the younger gen isn't religious, boomers are just over-represented in politics.

>>214727229 (OP)
I LOVE ISRAEL
MY ANUS IS LEAKING GREASE
I'M LATE TO MY NIGGER-KNEELING SESSION

>>214741207
ummm based

>>214741207
Maybe in like 20 years. That's never happening while boomers are alive.

CAM ON CHICAGO FLYING CROCODILES
VICTORY
CAM
ON

VICTORY
CAM
ON

YEAH KILLEM

SHARP BEHIND, CHEF! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE ORDERED A BACON SANDWICH? ARRRRRGH, THAT'S TOO MUCH STRESS, I GOTTA GO SMOKE SOME CRACK IN THE FREEZER NOW!

>>214727229 (OP)
>respectful discussion only
why is this thread still up ffs

>>214727229 (OP)
The reason why my wife is getting plowed by black men to satisfy the out of control sexual desires I have from botched circumcision is because of the Mohammedans genociding Israel along the southern border or however the McDonalds patty is microwaved.

>>214742630
melty lol

in this troubling times we must pray to the G-d of Israel

>>214742741
>>214742980
self hating fags

MY FUCKING NECK HURTS. Must be the ozempic needle or something

>>214736659
It's bizarre how the mutts can either be the biggest and most ignorant retards on this site who couldn't find China on a map and can't write two senetences without sounding like a retard, or profound and cultured geniuses that know your country and its history better than you do and drop TRVKEs everywhere they go with no in between. What causes this?

Yuros wonder why we support Drumpf tariffing them and don't care about defending them from Russian rapechurkas

>>respectful discussion only
>why is this thread still up ffs

>>214743815
Trump treating euros with the respect they deserve (none) is the best part of his presidency

>>214743495
i got nothing to do with you

> this thread
holy yuru obsession

>>214727972
Absolute 'emmy

>>214733108
as it should be

So this is supposed to be funny?

>>214730504
>Skøll!
Uhm did you not know nordic letters are associated with nazism?

>>214743776
I think the more educated Americans came to int specifically and or are interested in foreign countries. The absolute retards are the pol spillage

>>214735198
Asmogold was near genocidal on the Palestinians

#myPresident

>>214743776
>no in-between
Typically the most mediocre people are also the most forgettable. There's no way you haven't seen a completely uninteresting post by a US flag when the post volume is so high.

>>214744679
See
>>214727972
Go through enough coal and sure enough there's bound to be a gem.

>>214744647
Apparently this guy got shot???

Wow...

>>214745291
gotta wonder if he still holds that opinion all the way down in hell

>>214727229 (OP)
>YEAH KILLEM
>KILLEM ALL HECK YEAH
>MUH GUNZ! MUH FREEDUMBS!
>YEAH PRIVATE BILLYBOB I'M READY TO SHOOT SUM DAMN CARPETBAGGERS
>*slurps manly HFCS extract

i love bbc

>>214743495
>self hate is when you make fun of others people that have the same papers as you

>>214727229 (OP)
>don't worry goys, this time we'll get to elect the client of the jewish pedophile ringleader that *WE* prefer, and he's gonna release the file unlike the current client!!

>>214727229 (OP)
I have a BLACKEDRAW.COM subscription.

>>214741146
She was black. That added to the issue of her being leftist. Genuinely minorities and women shouldn't be allowed to be judges, they just can't do a proper job of it.

let me tell you about your country. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
no i've never been but i read about it on www.goybergnews.com

mayne, keel ytee n shieet

>>214727229 (OP)
I just crossed the border

>what are the Europeans saying about me?
>what do the Europeans think about this?
>do those Europeans think they're better than me?
>why don't the Europeans eat this?
>I bet no European has a car this big!
>what are those guys whispering about over there? must be Europeans...
>what are the Europeans thinking about right now?

Bro we have the best culture in the world, just don't ask what that is

>>214749973
Hahahahaah

>>214745291
rare to see someone actually standing by their words

seriously stop bullying americans

>>214750474
He ain't standing no mo

I hate globalism and blackrock and wef n shieet. That's why I vote right wing. Because capitalism is communism o algo

>>214742630
did i hear about american style respectful discussions or something?!
https://youtu.be/RJeugIJFXas

>>214728122
test

The 3 greatest generals in human history:

1. Sherman
2. Ulysses S Grant
3. Julius Caesar I guess

>>214727972
>no jefre cantu ledesma namedrop
cringe

free popeyesstine cause uhhh ham ass or some shit like that

>>214728174
sounds like money well spent good for them

>>214758962
Hopefully the other russian troops kill him like they did the other zigger American that joined them

>>214760993
He already died

GOD BLESS ISRAEL
GOD BLESS ISREAL

>>214758962
This is the first genuinely American non-meme thing I've seen in this thread. It's wild having a 'representative government' that doesn't represent the public at all, people were extremely mad about woke, especially leftists because it destroyed their labor movement. Imagine having these college retards with meme degrees attending your rallies and acting like they know your job better than you. Then your own leaders sell out to private corporations and floods the movement with dilettantes.

My bible say we should support israel and give them money or whatever

>>214756173
He gets a pass. That post is special, Jefre is a crutch he simply didn't need.

>never leaves his room
Let me tell about about life in Serbia

>>214727229 (OP)
My house burned down after I tried to charge my phone and use a microwave at the same time and now I have to live in my car because none of my relatives including my own parents want to take me in

>>214727229 (OP)
i'm 1/4 irish ffookin europoors ajis aapublic healthaccaere becauz we wuz protect u