the only stable relationship i’ve ever had is with a tor exit node. kekified and blessed.
called my mom a glowfag by accident, felt bad, saged the house. still heard clicking on the line tho.

>be me
>18 year old girl
>watched a couple 4chan iceberg videos and 2 hour video essays
>now i say “based” “cringe” “normies” every 5 minutes
>call my irl friends newfags unironically
>”im not like other girls lol im on 4chan”
>never actually posted
>brag about knowing /x/ tulpa threads and chris chan lore on discord
>use a rare sonichu gif as pfp, say i’m “so r9k coded”
>quote greentexts i saw in tiktok edits
>”tfw no bf who posts on /soc/”
>say stuff like “janny,” “glowie,” and “frogposting”
>get confused when someone asks what board im from
>”uhhh I’m more of a /b/ girl haha”
>tell them im so edgy i got banned from 4chan
>they say thats literally impossible
>they call me a redditfag
>mfw ive never even seen a captcha

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