IRL jannies edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Our heroes are FLEEING the season 2 house after less than 1 day!
-- There is a FOURTH house in Lakeville, Massachusetts that the wiggers bought in April
-- Nina is a LESBIAN who wants Direnc (Proof of lesbianism: https://gofile.io/d/ZGcCyl)
-- IT'S A SCIENTIFICAL FACT THAT 99% OF THE PEOPLE WHO DRINK BEER LOVE BEER
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>>212073579
Marriage with Eleanor Moon
i get up for a snack and come back and i see this shit
>Our heroes are FLEEING the season 2 house after less than 1 day!
>>212074356 (OP)how much for a footjob from angie ?
they are going back to a now-themed house 1
how much did they make on each season? I know bloodgames was a flop and bitchtank made them rich
>>212074356 (OP)https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/15-Beechwood-Ave-Lakeville-MA-02347/441590279_zpid/
Say it with me: 99% of the people who drink beer love beer.
>start filming in S3 house
>forced to evacuate again
then what?
Why are the threads moving faster when the stream is down than when the stream is up?
>>212074412You have to buy her a $1,200 laptop
>uh yeah guys so we got kicked out again, we're just gonna say fuck it and do an RV stream for 4 weeks uh yeah sorry but we're giving everyone a 1% TTS discount to make up for it
how did fishtank captivate the worst fanbase possible?
w2c scuffed bogan cave-gf
>>212074377honestly? yeah probably.
>>212074436the end of fishtank
>Um Jet, I think I'm going to go home. My dad is going to pick me up. bye
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me after I made a couple of suspicion of illegal activity calls to the Rhode Island police department
>>212074451mirrors the quality of the show
>>212074451The word "captivate" doesn't belong in that sentence, ESL
>>212074451because jet is a loser lol
Think about the timeline where they didn't kick cole for no reason and alienate the fanbase
Blessed be thine Baker. Thank you for baking this bread.
>>212074405Now I'm seeing the Korean in her more than ever before
RV ROUND 2, GOING TO DISNEYLAND EDITION
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>plan
You could've had spacetank
You could've had creative set design with a bridge, observation deck, pod-bay, war room, med-bay, science lab, holodeck, brig/interrogation room, etc
You could've had entertaining and thoughtful challenges involving Trek-esque scenarios with a comedic touch (space jews, space indians, rogue AI playing non-stop SFX, etc)
You could've had the contestants play roles on the ship as if part of a crew, like medic, engineer, captain, marksman, etc
You could've ahd stakes involved in losing challenges and contestants
You could meaningful alliances (galactic federation vs. autismic empire spies)
But no
You get scamtank, being literally chased by the law because the show is that bad
>>212074435Can someone fact check this?
Let's all just relax, and have nice cold Choc on the Rocks.
When I was just a baby
My momma told me son
Always be a good boy
Don't ever play online
But I spent a life kept inside
Now I can tell you why
When I see those people have fun
I hang my head and cry
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ellie bros
im freaking the fuck out
is she really about to get raped by jet?
and thats why they keep turning the cameras off?
im literally shaking right now
Is this the last season of Fishtank?
At what point do they just build a set in an uninhabited location so this shit stops happening
Why are they trying to constantly do it in a fucking neighborhood
How many more seasons of Fishtank have to be ruined by Jet Neptune's half-baked, quixotic ideas that instantly kill content before he is finally replaced as showrunner? Season 2โs "Initiative Group" storyline was a disaster from day one. It resulted in unwatchable hour-long "group sessions" where producers sat the cast down like a school therapy session and tried and failed to squeeze interpersonal drama out of nothing. Instead of natural tension or compelling conflict, we got awkward silences, dead air, and contestants poorly acting to appease production.
Season 3 tried to reboot with the โFamous House 2.0โ twist. Another complete failure that immediately fell apart. Jet's complete ineptitude was on full display as he explained the twist and one of the fish asked what would happen if they were all voted out. Jet clearly hadnโt even considered the possibility and gave the absolutely retarded reply that one of the new Famous 2.0 contestants would then win the grand prize. It was obvious he hadnโt thought through the basic game mechanics at all. The twist collapsed within hours and stained what could have been a solid season.
Then came Season 4โs "Facility-Z," where contestants were put in a dim basement and told to roleplay nuclear war survivors. It killed all momentum. No stakes, no tension just bored contestants wandering around a gray room eating MREs. How many more of these failed "twists" do we have to suffer through before Jet is out?
>>212074437what the fuck else are we going to do? watch a black screen? Do something else with our lives? Fuck it, might as well fish for (you)'s
FINAL TIER LIST
Season 7 (before Terrence showed up) > Season 5.2 > Season 7 (after rubber band incident) > Season 5 Act One, Three, and Four > Season 1 (after Terrence time warped in) > Fishtank Season 5.3 Scottmania 2: MMA Mega Monster Maniacs All Stars > Season 1 (before timeline convergence) > Season 5 (before Simmons shooting) > Season 2 (after cole left but before Jimmy left) > Season 3 RV trip Remastered All Stars > Famous House > Fishtank Season 5.2 Scottmania 1: MMA Monstrosity Murderers All Stars = Season 4 > Season 7 (after Terrence murder-suicide) > Season 5.2 Scottmania 1: MMA Monstrosity Murderers All Stars (before Jet diagnosed with Crohns) > Bloodgames > Season 5 Act Two (after josie shows up) > Season 5 Act Two (before josie shows up) > Fishtank Season 6.5 AirsoftSkinny Skintacular Skinwalkers All Stars (after Asmongold impersonator kills Direnc) > Season 6 (except Jets electric wheelchair killing him) > American Dude Lodge Season 3: Scott Sullivan's Little Aquarium > Famous Neighbourhood 2.5: Vampire Bloodbattlers
>>212074472>sorry jet i can't fly out to see you i have calculus homework
>>212074433one of the ugliest houses ive ever seen. $430k for some vinyl siding piece of shit new england is a joke lol
season 4 lessons: dont fuck with boomers
>>212074472Her dad lives in Hawaii
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>>212074433>hey i know where we'll be good let's just get a tiny house in a quiet lake retreat 2 feet from other houses
sam hyde is so fucking washed never watching anything remotely related to him again
>>212074433Bless the autists that find this stuff
this is for Simmons
this for Cole
this is for Brandon
this is for justice
ellie's perfect little tummy...
They cant even plan the show itself. How fucked are they right now?
Glad I didn't give the wiggers any money.
>>212074465this was garbage
take me back to famous house or hunger games...
>>212074451The idea of an edgy Sam Hyde torture show would tend to do that
>>212074503Fire Jet. Sam simply needs to buy out Jet's 20%. It's so easy. We could have a good show :(
>>212074356 (OP)FUMBLETANK
>JET CONFIRMED KWABOTYFUMBLETANK
>JET CONFIRMED KWABOTYFUMBLETANK
>JET CONFIRMED KWABOTYFUMBLETANK
>JET CONFIRMED KWABOTYFUMBLETANK
>JET CONFIRMED KWABOTY
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Why does Sam continue to trust Jet with his money?
Dearest Simmons
God I hope you're alive. The radiation levels have dropped. I think we're heading out soon. I will be searching for you. I hope you're doing the same.
Sincerely
Your Beloved
>>212074503>That seems to have drifted out of my auditory radar โ right out of my ear, so to speak.
Itโs a fake out.
Jet said that thing about seeing the outside world soon way before Sam came down.
Kiwitroons think it's all a gaslight. lmao they're so fucking stupid
>>212074433someone send this in to Scuffed Realtor on tuesday LOL
will s4 get memoryholed like bitchtank?
>try to rig it so Daniel gets kicked
>entire show cancelled
Don't mess with the king
>>212074566we got a detective over here
>You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me
>>212074473Misuse of 911 is a punishable crime btw
>>212074433>gets kicked out of house 4 immediately -400k
>>212074566you'd have to completely retarded to think otherwise
get your bets in
how long will the downtime be?
>>212074356 (OP)>-- There is a FOURTH house in Lakeville, Massachusetts that the wiggers bought in Aprilcall the cops
>>212074562Because it already made money?
(the getting kicked out thing wasn't real, jet needed to kill a day. the fallout shelter was "the box")
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WHAT HAPPENED
WHY ARE STREAMS DOWN
WHY IS THE DOOM POSTING AT MAXIMUM AMPLITUDE?
>took a decade to put out a handful of shitty episodes that no one cares about already
>people genuinely thought anything he's associated with would be good
Why do you guys keep getting scammed by Sam and friends? He hasn't been funny since he was making bathroom mirror videos on youtube 15 years ago
>>212074503the problem with having a heavy focus on a theme is that when (and it will) break down because the contestants are chosen for being retards and will stop roleplaying day 5, you are stuck in some stupid bullshit
>>212074433mmm tasty lime green lead paint aesthetic
>>212074574bitchtank gets talked about ITT every day
>>212074574Bitchtank is goated
>>212074451The show is made by terminally online trailer trash for terminally online trailer trash, I don't know why you're surprised when the show has been as transparent as it can be about this fact.
>>212074511nah jet fucking the show up gave her the ick
This is what they get for firing Vance.
Hatewatchers are mentally ill
I stopped watching during the ricky berwick days because of how disgusting he is, and havent had any interest in watching again even after he left. I don't even check the recaps or threads once a day anymore. I think I'm done here.
>>212074433ACK! hope the home owners association doesn't get upset before they can even use it! https://www.clarkshoresassociation.org/
>>212074604>ITTmeans nothing
>>212074451>Paypigs spending $10k to be called a pedophile for an hourThey have the absolute most devout retards
Scientology brainwashing has nothing on the wiggers
>>212074578if daniew weaves, I WEAVE
24/7 reality tv show that doesn't work for good portion of the day
there's only one place left in america where you can do whatever the fuck you want
>>212074530what a shitty buy for half a mil. and its so close to the other houses around it. galaxy gas wiggers. damn
>>212074451by continuously fucking with the fans.
Honestly, production seems to openly hate the fans for having the audacity to give a shit. They'd rather lie to us about shit than just be honest. Like season 3. If they had just been honest about the fucked situation, it would've fostered a lot of good will. But nah~ it needs to be some high level post-post-ironic bit. They openly kick fan favorites too.
We're just treating production the same way the treat us.
>>212074595people are falling for wigger bits. its advantageous for them to think its all fucked rn
I've put thousands of dollars into this show. Where is the content I paid for?
>Uhhhhhh.... Yeaahhhhhh... So that just happened
>>212074433>$430,000 plus tip for a white trash trailer park crack housedo americans really?
>>212074609Did they really fire Vance or is he just doing his own thing now?
You may not like it but it's the final solution
>>21207458624 hours or more
they said they knew they were getting kicked from the house and had time to "plan" for the basement. basement kick seems last minute
>>212074583Don't have to use 911, there is a direct line too.
>>212074609vance really tied the show together
>>212074433You can buy a 10000 sq ft warehouse for like 1.5m
>>212074568>dox the address>post all of the police reports>act surprised the show was canceled earlyI hate these mentally ill stalkers. All they do is cuck content. That goes for the PPV crew too.
>>212074472sorry Jet I was just saying that so you'd let me win the show, goodbye hack_bastard
>Hatewatchers are mentally ill
What happened to the guy who went to the season 1 house last night
>>212074574i don't think so. at least not by ellie and angie simps.
it's advantageous for the stream to be offline during primetime on a friday
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>>212074651cant do spacewalks outside, youd need a hanger or huge amazon-type warehouse
>>212074595they're done with bunkertank and moving to the new location pretending like they're getting kicked out by the cops again and the thread is either taking it seriously or pretending to
>>212074651nathan fielder already did it
>post yfw they announce a 2 week delay to set up at the new house
>>212074674he was brutally sodomized by someone with a baseball bat
watchers are mentally ill
>>212074598it's funny to see the breakdown though
the contrast between not wanting to larp while it being essential to the competition is hilarious
you don't know shit about good tv
I don't think it's a bit. I think it's real. There's no reason to turn off feeds if they're literally just going up the stairs to the (presumed) already decorated house. At most it takes what, 2 minutes to get your shit and go up the stairs and start living like that?
need her like how I need food, water, air.
>>212074651I thought it was a retarded idea initially but it can work
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>awkwaaard...
>>212074650Fired Vance to hire the tranny Jet was fucking
hey can you faggots stop calling the cops?
like i want to watch the show.
>>212074655Same thing. Still a crime. Good luck
EMERGENCY FISHTANK PODCAST
https://voca.ro/1jma2eCIgrIc
Karma is my boyfriend, karma is a god.
>>212074574bitchtank is literally the main topic of discussion on /bant/ every day.
>>212074503>You could've had creativeHAHAHAH
https://www.loopnet.com/Listing/99-Hartford-Ave-Providence-RI/34226405/
They should buy 65,000 sq ft for 1m and renovate
>>212074651>spend thousands tearing up warehouse flooring tracking down pipes to install new plumbing for a fake house>house with no foundation, so walls sneezing on a wall has the roof collapseThose are demo homes, anon. You're not supposed to live in them.
>>212074566it could be a bit sure. but that doesnt mean something didnt happen in the meantime. jet called sam up the stairs
>>212074566Sam literally said the twist would have a twist
imagine you make a show that has a very thin veil over that its an actual show but the majority of the viewers are diehards that eat your shit off the floor and can sense that its a huge scam and then proceed to fuck you over because you decided to double down on the scam instead of actually producing a good show
damn
>can't use the season 1 house
>can't use the season 2 house
Is the season 3 house in the same town? If yes does this mean they'll have to make the show in a new area? Wouldn't this just repeat?
Are we approaching the end of FTL?
>>212074719those fuckers shouldnt have rejected my tts then.
>>2120747002 weeks? make it a month
>>212074719Tell the kiwitroons that
>>212074704Been there 3 years nearly daily throughout the day can confirm we're a different breed
crew of burn out degenerates is incompetent, who knew
>>212074724coddled by godduction
>>212074707they're not decorating the season 2 house, they just wanted to use the basement for a little bit
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>Camera's aren't working
>10,000 viewers
So what's the exact botcount?
>>212074624>HOA tattle talethanks for the post karen, you can log off now
>>212074629THAT WAS YEARS AGO BRO
>>212074730not bitchtank itself, just claire and sometimes shadi because they're attention whores
do you think they are going to the season 3 house now or doing the RV bit
>YOU PAID FOR 42 DAYS AND YOU'RE STILL GETTING IT
>>212074707You complete retard.
The reason why they were in S2 basement was that wiggers could set up their base of operations in the S3 basement. They are going to S3 house now.
>>212074725based thank you
>>212074739majority of the viewers *arent
>>212074724fishtank is satanic it makes sense
>>212074757hey buddy... that's my wife
>>212074651s3 house is so big and retarded ugly of a aprty house then can do some shit like this.
>>212074758i account for 1 bot
Just have one officer at the police station watch the show and ignore the phone calls about the show. Problem solved.
>>212074675Angie is so incredibly hot, wife material right there. Ellie looks like there's absolutely nothing going on in her head while Angie looks like good fun.
>>212074740s3 house is already in hot water, hence the vegas trip
>>212074758viewer count always goes up when the cams go down.
people want to see the moment they come back up.
What the fuck is going in with Direnc that her eyes are constantly dilated
jet doesnt even know what numbers are he thinks 24/7 means a place has fast food or something
They can just buy a warehouse that has separate rooms already.
I just went to YouTube to watch the streamโฆ WTF? why am I getting ads like this? Is Google trying to turn us Fishtank fans gay?
>>212074684Letty has the ability to look both young and old at the same time. Also Asian surprisingly at times.
>>212074732It's not the lack of remoteness from neighbors that's necessarily the issue, but local precincts getting angry over viewers spamming bs reports that take up their time
>>212074700>2 week delay to setup new house>Direnc has to leave midway through cause of her visa
I think this is the series finale bros.......
did you guys see this frame right before the cams went down?
you may say i wasnt funny but i am proudi called into the city council, i countribuited to this content
>>212074638Itโs the most pathetic part of this entire operation & the reason things will never grow to full potential. There are reasons people wouldโve chosen the fishtank stream over any other, but time and time again they lash out with tantrums when they donโt get the response they wanted. It would be one thing if these plans were set in stone and clearly planned, but they fly by the seat of their pants and still refuse to pivot when they crash out.
HOLY SHIT ITS BACK
I TRUSTED THE PLAN THANK YOU JET
>>212074808youtube ads are personalized
>>212074805Touching Big Purple is why Vance got fired.
>>212074808Uh...you get targeted ads, anon.
fuck this shit
Im gonna go jack off to Emiru or something
Is this nigga actually retarded
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>>212074356 (OP)Streamers that constantly provoke haters/trolls are fucking retarded.
now that fishtank is officially over what is going to become of Jet Neptroon?
Reminder that she put a curse on them for mocking her.
Would it kill them to give us an estimated time about when they might go live again?
>>212074510Kino. Cole you're probably reading this, do longhaired redneck by david alan coe. You can go the fishtank route or the incel route when adapting the lyrics, but it suits you
>>212074574memory is a trap
>>212074805Unironically where is he
>>212074834anything good?
emphasis on follow through
>>212074545How big is her pp?
>>212074823>SPACETANK IS REALLAVATORY CAM IS UP
>>212074741godamn the 70s was such a stupid looking time. no wonder the boomers of that time thought the world was coming to an end
Is Bill Ottman the worst lawyer of all time? The only thing he succesfully does is send strongly worded dms about markyposting.
i live in Fl, they can use my house to film the tank
i want a 5% cut of all income, but most importantly, Ellie becomes my personal fleshlight
>>212074845u cnt say da shi
>>212074290I just glanced the Bunker Hill Monument. Do tell what part of this land carrying the Spirit of America you're from? That is if you're from a part that actually carries it and doesn't leech from those of us who do.
>>212074845he taught him how to play minecraft an shit
man, trish can get it. and by "it" I mean my doodle in the butt.
>>212074857>Drench and Freddy are the only ones who took her seriously and believed she's a real physicWhat are the implications of this
Hey is there anything jet can do to make you guys stop hassling us? We are just trying to make the show good just let me know he is kind of fucked up and wants to put things right.
>>212074824Itโs so advantageous to shit away any faith you had & dwindle the viewer base down to 1/10 of what it was last season, you guys donโt even know.
JET IT UP
>>212074758>So what's the exact botcount?realistically there were probably around 800-1200 real viewers on average
which is sad since this is a huge production
only to get burgerplanet level of viewership
>>212074808the brightest minds in the worl, billions of rnd and intimate data collection have correctly assumed you're a faggot and served a targeted ad appropriately
>>212074845I think he needs money
>>212074638What do you honestly expect from something that has Sam Hyde's grubby fingerprints all over it?
Sam has *always* hated his fans and employed the scummiest shilling tactics (samefagging, botting, VPNs, etc) on them, while at the same time pretending to be "one of us" lol. MDE is a cult that works hard to siphon money away from fans and inputting as little effort as possible.
jets gotta stop using the word advantageous
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>>212074845Nobody knows, Ian is a mystery
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>I want this to end but the cosfornuhwurrwurr that'd be sick
What the fuck did Daniew mean by this
>>212074845why do american browns type like this
>>212074845nigga tweeted his own dm
>>212074845ian is the dumbest person who has ever been on fishtank and by a significant margin too. he's one of the dumbest people i think i've ever seen.
>>212074356 (OP)>Our heroes are FLEEING the season 2 house after less than 1 day!Qrd? Any clips?
>>212074874>New planted contestat?hahah good shit
now that Jin is kicked things are back on track
you guys won't be dooming for much longer when you see how they turned the s1 house into a spaceship
>>212074859I think the problem is right now they're not sure whether they're going to go back live.
>>212074913that nigga has never had an advantage in his life
>>212074651Fishtank Neighborhood has potential
>>212074845took this nigga 7 months to type this out
>>212074874>Bex and whoever else have to be sharked upfuck you sam you fat retard
Well I guess I HAVE to jerk off to Angie again, nothing I can do about it.
so what do the stripes mean
>>212074908Lmao you are genuinely retarded.
Even the third-party ppv stream had like 2k+ viewers alone.
The chat activity definitely aligns with a 10k+ viewer livestream.
So how is the Australian and Canadian allowed to work in America without a H1B1? Letty and Drench don't look Indian enough for it
the shitty thing about downtime is it makes me have to pay attention more. when the stream is running i can just have it up and look over when i hear something. in down time i have to stay vigilent for when it comes back up. THIS SUCKS GIVE US AN ETA
>>212074433could be just jets house
>>212074857old gypsy curse too powerful. Jet needs to grovel for forgiveness
This season, we're taking the gloves (and cameras) off.
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I have an idea !
>>212074724Mormon Kevin freeloader teaching the fish about Mormonism could save s4
if this is a fake-out then they're retarded for having downtime during saturday prime-time
>>212074845they should link fr
>>212074530Nick and Erick would fucking shit themselves laughing looking at that walkway.
>>212074874>especially with girls ahhhhhhhahahahhahahahahahhahaha
>>212074923after seeing danielโs drawing iโm not so sure
>>212074923He types like he talks. Weird low I.Q. behaviour.
>>212074651sam said he wanted to do this after s1 and then never mentioned it again
>>212074923what LA does to a brownoid. No wonder texan mexicans despise them
>>212074929>I'm unhappy about a few things this season>goes on to make nothing but awful choices for the rest of the season, the cast is entirely saving it until they're done with him
>>212074758They had 8000 during S2
How are they going to be able to smoke under the bed now?
THEY ARE RAPING ELLIE AS WE SPEAK. SOMEONE GET OVER TO S2 HOUSE AND SHUT THIS SHIT DOWN.
>>212074966way too kino and interesting for any of the wiggers to do
>>212074918THE GREAT CORNHOLIO
Strawberry fields status?
>>212074524Lakeville is a nice town. Not as diverse as you southern fags are used to though.
reminder that if you paid attention, you'd know jet said there'd be an intermission between acts 1 and 2
Oh well back to watching anime
>>212074945only good thing to do during the downtime!
Police showed up and removed the rest of the crew and fish from the house. Contestants are being questioned about kidnapping / being held against their will because of their outfits.
Rhode island wont let us film anywhere since we have a pending verdict for filming in the season 1 house.
the "new house" is not setup and wont work, the season 3 house is being used as bloodgames storage / office space.
Will likely post from the fishtank x account soon but today was the last day and the current talk is highest stox gets the 30k.
>>212074966such a kino episode, daydreamed about making my own cardboard cities as a kid
>>212074998How many intermissions do they need?
>>212074874>no e-girls, ever
>ITS REAL
THEY'RE ACTUALLY GETTING KICKED OUT
>ITS REAL
THEY'RE ACTUALLY GETTING KICKED OUT
>ITS REAL
THEY'RE ACTUALLY GETTING KICKED OUT
>ITS REAL
THEY'RE ACTUALLY GETTING KICKED OUT
>fly in Alex B
>they have to move houses the day he comes in
>bored in a hotel, Alex turns on the stream to see what's happening
>sees Chip getting raped
>calls the police on them thinking it's real
>they have to move again
>>212074995Forever
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1742170510858239.webm
>>212074945>That tit touch
>>212074945someone needs to adjust the levels, i feel like i can see her nipples
>this time, we're filming ANOTHER season at a location that has already been doxxed and is well known to the fans
they were going to get calls no matter what, but I feel like the increased pace and more legally ambiguous things that happened this season fucked themselves over. just makes it so much easier to get shut down
post the webm of cam panning to Ian
VANCE SPILLED BEER ON THE SERVERS
>>212074998so weโre in act 3 already?
>>212074810there are places that are unincorporated so its less of a problem
>>212074998The intermission was the cameras being down fucking retard. Why are you carrying water for the wiggers? We know they're getting kicked out, you could hear the sincerity in Sam's voice.
>>212075015holy shit where is this from
>>212074708where does she stream?
>>212074998the bunker was act two lmao
>>212075015What is this from
>>212074945There is something wrong with this bitch
>>212075004what a giant waste of time
>>212075015what law did they break?
Remember before s3 Jet said they'd need ro relocate bloodgames because of noise complaints. Bloodgames isn't happening, pack it up tj and Jimmy fags
>>212075015ellie looking cute as af here
city council posters stay winning
>>212075015>cop on the leftlmao
why isn't there a tierlist for this season yet?
>>212075004imagine wasting your time typing this up
truly pathetic and grim
>>212075008same, it was good being kid
>>212075015imagine having to explain why your clothes are ripped and why you've been stuck in a moldy basement of a 50 year old house
Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeJX_5098Qk
>>212075015IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER
>>212075015oh the cops are actually there
>>212074792With Angie you get a white mom in law that spoiled her and will spoil you. With Ellie you get meth head gook mom trying to track you down and crash on your couch to masturbate in front of your kids
>>212075048Assault and Battery
>>212074857BUBBE, I KNEEL
Could they just have the police watch the streams, so that they know nothing bad is going on?
Someone tell me why this wouldnt work
>>212075054someone going there and marky posting just to kick him when he's down
>>212075015I can see the cop on the left with the gun and body armour. They got swatted again. Fishtank and Sam Hyde haters are really pathetic, they've been doing this for 2 years now over 4 seasons.
LOL THEY'RE GETTING ARRESTED
IT'S OVER
>check up on fishtank
>it's down again
what the f-
>our heroes are FLEEING the season 2 house after less than 1 day!
did something happen? are they just going to abandon the fallout crap?
how many times has the police been called on this show now?
>>212074788They would have all been arrested for how they fought over candy.
they really just need to leave the entire ri/ma area. like do it on an isolated property in a state where no one will care and also do a better job about not getting the house doxxed. i know sam would probably not want to do that because it would interfere with whatever the fuck else he does with his time, but just have someone else host it. he's clearly not interested in the show anymore and just sees it as reliable income. sam could just fly out a couple of times a season as a special event.
>>212075015>there are cops that upload screenshots from their body cam footage to /ftl/ for (You)s
>>212075038>>212075043https://x.com/lronhubbardfl/status/1938731396476084344
>>212074451The people that like Sam over World Peace are edgelord spergs but he also has the IP2 fags who love doing torturous interference. Once Fishtank is done due to too many pending legal actions then the fags that like swatting them and calling the local city council will cry about how Sam doesn't do anything anymore because they ruined it but ruining things is how they get their axe wounds to tingle some joy chemicals.
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>REDDITORS GOT IT SHUT DOWN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
it did not have to be like this
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>>212075079police aren't going to dedicate resources to a 24/7 live stream of a no-name random group breaking the law
I cant read
whats happening rn
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>>212075079Yeah just take the police off their jobs and have them watch a 24/7 stream.
>>212074356 (OP)>Nina is a LESBIAN who wants Direnc (Proof of lesbianism: https://gofile.io/d/ZGcCyl)>4 hour video
>>212075015bubby sends his regards
>>212075056>why isn't there a tierlist for this season yet?they would all be below b tier except from the ones who got kicked off the show
yes fred is below b tier for being such a nigger loving faggot
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Fishtank: Mexico
>>212074945Already on it chief
>>212075048mildly annoying 80 year old WASPs
>>212075079>Could they just have the police watch the streams, so that they know nothing bad is going on?They would have to pay for it, and it's super expensive. at least 500k. Not realistic.
>>212075119they got swatted by some redditor again
>we really lost angie before ellie and seth
>>212075125theyre not doing much anyway
I'm actually fine with this
I will genuinely be upset if it's over now I loved act 1 of season 4
>>212075015WHAT NOOOOO HAHAHAH
>>212074845Heโs retarded but Jobe should forgive him fr
they're going to put my cutie pie jet in handcuffs...please be careful he's fragile!! :(
>>212075015The crime, officer?
>>212075015>NO FUN ALLOWED>GET OUT! YOU HAVE 12 HOURS>NEIGHBORS DONT LIKE FUN IN PRIVACY, GET A PERMIT UNLESS YOU WANT TO THROW A PUBLIC BLOCK PARTY AND INVITE THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD
>yeah, so like, there wasn't enough room at the hotel, so, if you want to, like, stay at my place that's cool
>>212074992What working with sam does to a mf
I called the cops and said there was an adult internet stream with highschoolers lmao
>>212075125The police would just have to tune in every time there's a report to see nothing elicit
>>212075129Yes the whole 4 hours are proof of lettyโs lesbianism
>>212075004>30klast night they upped it to 50k, dummy
>>212075176This is America
oy mate!
you got a loicense fer streamin out ya house do ya? do ya?
it's not good gubnah ya gotta go
>>212075114>resourcesits literally someone watching a screen
There goes the Wagon Wheel.
>>212075171>You do stuff for Instagram clout, right?
>>212075176>mintz standing by himselfLittle faggot lol
>gets fishtank s4 shut down because he needed to act like a tough guy to intimidate anonymous strangers
>>212075125>>212075114better than having them constantly respond to the nonsense calls
also they could just have some fucking clerk do it
>>212074824This blue collar fetish wiggers have is hilarious.
>>212075176nigga really pulled up to check them out lol why would they ever come back there
>>212075176Why did Sam take off the suit?
>>212075190>omg sam hyde is LEteraally worse than drumphf!!!!!!
>>212075176>a redditor is following them around calling the policeshouldn't they arrest faggots like this for false reports?
>>212075084YOOO WHAT???????
TWITTER CONFIRMS SHOW IS OVER
>>212075015Who leaked this photo?
WHAAAAAT
ITS AGAINST THE LAW TO HAVE PEOPLE LOCKED IN THE BASEMENT 24/7 FOR AN UNKNOWN LIVE SHOW?
WTF?????
>>212075198is bill ottman the world's worst lawyer?
why can't he get the show working within the law?
>>212075015>fishtanks ends permanently >jet goes to jail and faces massive fines and lawyer fees and goes broke.>I never have to watch this shit again.>ellie goes home and goes to college.The good Christian end like our lord demands.
>ai slop podcast
>mauro is also leaving
kek
Why doesnt Ice Poseidon have these problems for his prison stream
ngl reddit mogged us bigly bros
>>212075247>twitter screencap showing a 4chan screencap
>>212075256they're not locked nigger
>>212075176>Sam looking at the swatter like he's about to enter a self defence situationsmash it
More like fishtank.ISNOTlive
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Jet just killed himself in the basement
>>212075256They can leave whenever they want you fucking ape.
>Hey Police officer?
>You're acting like Cole right now
>>212075259I'm not a lawyer. I do the books.
>>212075004This is a LARP post. The S1 house is in Swansea, MA not in Rhode Island.
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where is the show, wiggers?
>>212075015Hahaha it's so over, no refunds
>>212075247>twitter screencap of this thread
>>212075247>4chan screencap>no reason to believe this isn't happeningThat's not how any of this works.
>>212075171This might actually happen
i bet they wouldn't have these issues if when they were introduced to the "producer" it wasn't jet they met
https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1lm7ion/active_situation_at_the_fish_tank_house/
>>212075230It's easier to just remove the cause of the calls, especially because Sam and Jet have no licensing or anything for this shit. The cops have no obligation to ensure we get a show.
>>212075242Boomers would rather get rid of the person getting complained about than dealing with the fag doing false reports.
It's why it took fucking years for Torswats to get V&. He started to go after politicians.
I just don't get the appeal of SWAT'ing.
>haha, now you have to talk to police for 10 minutes!
What's the joke?
>take out my phone
>record my friends in my house
>suddenly a swat team knocks down the wall and shoots my phone out of my hand
who was in the wrong here
Season 2 house is far too powerful
>>212075176Lawyers and insurance literally fucking ruined everything imaginable
Jet here we are trying guys just give us a break
>>212075314Yeah yeah yeah...
This'll be over in a little while and the cops will know to ignore the swatting calls just like during season 2.
Then you'll go back to watching and pretending you hate it.
>>212075290>chip immediately arrested for looking visibly on drugs all the time
>>212075054poor sam crying about money and looking like a retard
>>212075291please be real
>runs away with ellie to a random hotel
4CHANNER CONFIRMS THE SHOW IS OVER
>>212075331is this the s1 house or s2? i thought s2 house was in rhode island but those are massachusetts plates
any police radio happenings?
Why wouldnt they just sue the county or whatever?
>>212075294>Can you please come down for a confessional?
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>>212075269He's not an incompetent wigger?
He plans shit?
He doesn't go out of his way to antagonize fans?
Any number of reasons really
Sam and Jet are just genuinely bad people
So bad stuff happens to them
Ip2 is degenerate but they're lads at heart.
>>212075339its actually cursed after what they did there
wouldn't be surprised if josie and steinful were the ones that called the cops
>>212075292>>212075276yea they can leave whenever they want
let me just pack my things and walk outside in bumfuck nowhere
absolute retards
>>212075015why are you calling the cops on them anons?
>>212075247>season 3 house is bloodgames storage/office spacelmao that house is dude that garage/outdoor area is big enough to hold all that shit. fuck off
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>>212075176>Freddy nowhere near Drenchits so unbelievably over
>>212075247Damn. Well, there's my money wasted. Fuck. Well, there's my time wasted. Fuck. Well, There's my income wasted. Fuck. Well, there's my salary wasted. Fuck. Well, there's my savings wasted. Fuck. Well, there's my
>>212075368BASED BASED BASED!!!!
>>212075353I'm having a good time jetposter
>>212075331have redditors just been hanging outside of the house?
Its just a bit to move the cams right?
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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>212075368>itโs confirmed real by the 4chan fact checkerFUUUUUCK
@Jet: I will buy a season pass, but I have one unnegotiable feature request: BitchTank archives
>>212075368>4chan post>reposted on twitter>twitter reposted on 4chanI think I've gone cross eyed
>>212074845he may legitimately have sub70iQ
>>212075331people are really camping outside the house to see whats happening? lol
Jet here, looks like they caught on to the marky stuff. Sam's been arrested. I don't know what to do.
>>212075198he's so fucking hot
>>212075247nigger the post its referencing is in this very thread
>>212075379Please be trolling
kops need to stop shit testing production
>>212075373They should 100%
>>212075368NIGGER CONFIRMS THE SHOW IS OVER
why would u ruin the show we dont want it shut down its fun to watch please dont end the show or doxx it or w/e
>>212075337theres a chance the police shoot and kill them, there isnt good intentions behind it
The Dr Cooks seethers got the show taken down.
so it's likely this was just a swatting attempt
>>212075338You for not having the proper licensing and permits to film, you can get sued ya know!
Anyone willing to let us crash at their house for a couple weeks
I hope Ellie was telling the truth and she doesnโt have an ID and they get into real trouble over it LOL
>>212075402no thats everyones cars and shit dude
half those cars are people that are just hanging out with the production for all we know
Bill Ottman here, cease and desist posting about this situation or you will be the one facing legal penalit.es
>>212075382anecdotally, my friend who was there for the bloodgames rehearsal said that the house is still really fucked up and full of garbage
>>212075378nigger lips unmasked
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the redditor looks jewish
>>212074847I'm not a footfag but i think malia has cute feet
I step away for 15 minutes and it is fucking wild
this is just the second part of the double twist
>>212075193Police report logs can be requested. I will find and leak the info of who called in the swatting and report them for misuse of 911 / filing a false police report.
what the hell happened I took a nap for the past 2 hours
bill ottman thirsting over himself on 4chan
Its a questionable questionable product
>>212075382its almost definitely just a shit post but sending police some screenshots of them in the basement with a kidnapping story is probably enough to get a big police presence there
>>212075435What's the recipe?
>>212074515Probably too lazy/cheap to hire contractors to build sets so they think buying multiple houses is better. They're drug addicts.
>>212075015season is over.
real shows run by people who plan like Viva La Bam or Jackass would consult local authorities before filming to prevent disasters like this
>>212075404the good ending
Show is over guys, Freddy gets 30k, he decided to split it with Direnc
make a thread on time u lazy fkers
Who would've thought recording some people puking in a house would cause so much drama
>>212075449Iโm pretty sure itโs just a fan who drove by the house to see what happened anon
>twitter user takes your low effort larp serious
hehe
stupid fucking jet retards cares about his garbage larp bloodgames shit more than an official season of fishtank bash that fucking monkeys head in this is what he gets enjoy your stupid fucking shitty sweaty summer camp roleplay I can wait to watch sweaty humid retards swing fake swords with bad music in the background half assing an act
Famous neighborhood time!
>>212075439Oh shit I forgot about that
>>212075382CAMPING STREAM
>>212075327High level wizardry comment don't expect anybody to understand. You can't just look like jet looks. Holy fuck his face is enraging. If I were a cop called to that house and I met Jet I would try to get it shut down. It's gotta be sam or ben that you see first. You greet me with those eyebrows and i'm calling the mayor after macing your ass.
>>212075455>Marky thompson made the call
>>212075458they got swatted during the deadliest weapon challenge and are now being kicked out of the s2 house
>>212075457The house kept getting swatted so the police decided to charge the production with a fake crime. Now they're trying to relocate, but getting swatted again.
>>212075455>Requesting a police report to report the report to the police
>>212075015>kicked out of your own property>land of the free
>>212075487Kekking. These boards are like an IQ filter sometimes, man.
Patriots are in control, trust the plan. Stream will be back online in two weeks.
>>212074522>season 6 that lowFuck you, I liked it
>>212075438Yeah come to Albania
>>212075331Everyone already lining up for a go at Ellie's tight yellow pussy
insider here
mints is wilding out
>>212075015I mean based on what Ive seen it wouldnt be surprising if they get in serious trouble.
Ellie doesnt have ID to get on a plane and shes 18, if shes getting paid to be there isnt that trafficking?
I mean how many other things have they done
hey guys, shows back on. that last message was a typo. just gonna bust one out rq
>>212075458they kept hanging out in the basement
Suddenly Sam told them to pack everything cause they're getting kicked out again
cameras go down immediately
people speculate
images are starting to come out
>>212075015>>212075084>>212075105>>212075176
>>212075485where did he get the address? It's pretty obvious he's a libshit hate watcher.
>>212075296>I'm not a lawyer.>Education ; University of Vermont. Bachelor of Artsholy shit it's true
their lawyer is not a lawyer
>>212075438CAMPING STREAM
>>212075438Come to Florida
show is done. everyone is tired and fed up. sam pulled the plug. thanks faggots.
Also jet just raped ellie in the basement
>>212075439wasnt she talking about having a real id?
>beating and jumping on retards in a basement on livestream
>>212075438Only Direnc, Ellie and Letty.
>>212074758offseason chat is ~600-700 so its close to 10000 bots
>we want to be transparent with the audience
whatever happened there
>"hey daniel can you come to the police station for a confessional real quick?"
>>212075164>Whatโs that? Fun in a basement?>Filming too?>What the FUCK is wrong with you?>Shut it down
United States of home owners associations
>>212075470Yeah that was an utterly retarded idea from the start, only galaxy gas can make that decisionmaking look anywhere near coherent. This is something that could genuinely get Jet/Sam in trouble with a city who already has pending litigation towards them.
Fucking idiots wonโt leave the northeast even though thatโs the worst possible place to try to run these streams, theyโre just gonna get kiked out of each of these houses by permitfags when they could be having an unbothered livestream in 90% of the country.
>>212075716>Fun in a basement?Intentionally filing false police reports is a crime
I was gone for 5 days what did I miss?
>>212075048raping minors (fishtank viewers)
>>212074797She got the blue eye surgery
Just got word that Kevin Nash was ridden rough and put away wet.
Do with that information what you will.
>>212075373they could sue the person swatting in a civil case for the lost profits of the show. if they've done it repeatedly it's probably open and shut on intent lol
>>212075382>Highest sto-x gets 30kFREDOPHILES WE'RE GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER!!!
>>212075738land of the free
>>212075738They had a year to get filming permits. I agree that it's bullshit some fake calls can get them shut down but they had plenty of time to make sure none of this could happen.
>>212075382Fred wins 30K, what the fuck.
>>212075438Yeah. I mean you do stuff for money right?
>>212075902who says they dont have permits? the first house was noise complaints, now it's just swatting
>>212075668Retard, the YouTube chat has like 2k-7k, Trisha gets like 800-1.2k after the YouTube stream goes down, ppv gets like 1k-3k. 10k is realistic, plus the amount of tts is appropriate. Ip2 rv streams have much less tts except during big happenings and only get like 2-8k live chat
"Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"
>>212074433I don't think is true. The company is Fishtank Live LLC, but it would be under their Fishtank Holdings LLC for the property. Also, according to the Plymouth County website, no one recognizable owns that property. It's some dude and his wife.
conceptually they could have just made real world but 24/7 online with games. nobody would care, you just need permits. I think that jet seems to have some sort of obsession with piss buckets
>RI and MAniggers
Whatโs their problem? Maybe they could try NH or ME?
>>212076215sam doesn't wanna drive that far
>>212076215nh would be a much better investment but sammy doesn't want to go more than an hour from home
This season we're really taking the gloves off, then putting them back on, then taking them off and then putting them on again.
>>212076311>didn't live free>died
>>212075562>>he doesn't have the addresslmao
>>212075247>posting a twitter screenshot of a post in this exact threadkill yourself
>>212076215NH makes sense assuming the live free or die meme holds up. Can any NH anons confirm? Is it possible to produce nontent in your home in NH without getting chased out?
>>212076736Wiggers can't seem to leave a 25 mile radius of Providence, RI
Insider here. The crew just received word from Bam. He was watching live when the cops showed and is offering to host the rest of the season in his castle Philly. Stay tuned for an official update very soonโฆ
>>212076930As sick as that would be, his handlers (His mom and wife) would never let that happen)