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Well it would be weird if there was a character who is annoying ass to the characters if he wasn't an annoying ass to the player as well. That wouldn't be very immersive. It's bad on purpose.
Now let that be a lesson for you dumbasses. If an anon is teasing you with the prospect of seeing their ass, ALWAYS expect it to be a flat, hairy middle-aged ass unless directly proven otherwise.