Please tell me there's going to be a fucking patch next week. Have they said anything about it? They skipped the notes this time, but things clearly got adjusted. Shit still needs fixing, this is ridiculous. And they need to turn off this stupid fucking light under all the Helldivers, it looks terrible in every environment.

>>537036653
>Slugger
Shit, does it have a point these days? I heard it used to be top-tier shit but then maybe a nerf, and I've never seen anyone take it. I tried it once or twice and enjoyed it well enough, but I don't know if it has anything special to it. Especially compared to Deadeye, since the big thing would be round reload as it otherwise functions as a DMR and not a shotgun.

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Not to belabor the point, but what a dogshit disappointing patch.

>Fix Epoch spread
>Fix the Warp Pack FPV glitch

Great, cool.

>That's it
>Check the known issues

>Effect damages/fire/gas still bugged when not host, descync is fixed a bit but that's a big one
>Melee still dogshit
>Loading screens still chugging and taking longer than ever
>Still getting stuck on fucking emplacements or vehicles if you chat or push-to-talk
>Pelican 1 still getting daydrunk and wildly vacillating between landing through the ground and taking another 10-15 seconds to let you in or not fucking landing
>Extract pods still occasionally dropping onto nothing and making the mission unextractable
>Still a variety of input errors where you mash stim or reload buttons and they don't fucking react so you die
>Hulks and shield devs still have their Cyberstan Yoga upgrades to twist sideways and keep their guns forward to make weakpoints unhittable
>Cities, which I like but are critical to the war now so you're playing them 50% of the time, still have bugged side objectives and less POIs

And the one that actually, truly Chaps my ass with these patch notes
>Fixes for enemy navigation in cities where they could not traverse certain areas

FUCK YOU TO DEATH, YOU STUPID SWEDISH FUCKS, THE PROBLEM ISN'T INACCESSIBILITY, IT'S SHIT PHASING THROUGH WALLS AND STAIRS SINCE FUCKING SUPER EARTH

Like great, they get vacations, and this is probably literally what they got ready in 48hrs., but next week better have a significant patch. Have two teams split so half can do hotfixes or prep work for the next team, but leaving the office for two weeks, essentially leaving 3 - mo. with no fixes, was truly fucking stupid with this much shit jacked up.

They better not be going "oh we'll patch it with the Xbox release" because that'll be monumentally screwy no matter what, irreparably fuck the landing for that and the game's future.

>tl;dr: Real patch where, fuck Swedes, this game is an abusive relationship

>>529646170
>>529646759
>Just bought SC assuming I'd get the refund
>Enjoying Knight tons and love having Strategem Hero
>Submit request
>Just got the response back they can't process it because they're doing the token thing and I'll get that when it's finished
>End of August

FUCKING SWEDES