[Scene: Chalmers walks into Skinner’s house, but instead of dinner, a Magic table is set up.]

Chalmers:
>Well, Seymour, I made it—despite your atrocious misplays.

Skinner:
>Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome! I hope you’re ready for an unforgettable Commander match.

Chalmers (noticing the deck):
>…Why is that just a precon?

Skinner:
>Oh, uh— that’s not a precon! That’s my… uh… carefully tuned list.

Chalmers (leans in):
>It says “2023 Commander Masters” on the box.

Skinner (sweating):
>N-no! It’s a… special edition. Yes.