>Rufus's W11 workaround fails
>Try rebooting?
>Fails
>Turn off TPM, and maybe secure boot
>Still fails
>Reflash
>Still fails
>/product server
>Success
>But why was I having trouble in the first place?
>Rufus version 4.4
>Latest version: 4.9
>One version after 4.4 introduced new workarounds for 24H2

FML. At least it had a mostly happy ending.