Oh wow, you went to Gatlinburg? Some people travel to Europe and stand in front of the Colosseum, wander through medieval cities, or sip wine in a vineyard that’s been around since the Romans. Meanwhile, you stood in line for an hour to buy a funnel cake and a T-shirt with a cartoon bear on it. Europe gives you centuries of history, art, and cultures that shaped the entire modern world. Gatlinburg gives you a miniature golf course shaped like a volcano. But hey, not everyone needs the Sistine Chapel. Some people are perfectly content with a wax museum and an all you can eat pancake buffet. Live your truth brother.