How fucking based it is to roleplay as a corpo bastard and go against the woke commie kill the rich shit agenda

>Panam: NOOOO, Aldecaldos shouldn’t work with corps, we gotta keep robbing caravans instead of growing potatoes
>Corpo V: Saul, you’re doing the right thing, Biotechnica are cool guys, btw Panam and Mitch behind you are trying to steal the Basilisk from Militech, thanks for the ride bro

>Judy: NOOOO, Clouds must be free from Tiger Claws and run by the Moxes
>Corpo V: Thanks for the transaction, Maiko

>Songbird: NOOOO, I’m dying and you have to help me escape and get the cure
>Corpo V: Sorry, but my life matters more to me than yours, and Rosalind paying me extra on top

>Misty: NOOOO, you can’t side with Arasaka, you got the Devil card, and they killed Jackie
>Corpo V: Casually heading to wreck Smasher with my bro Takemura

>What’s that clucking? Sorry, can’t hear you over the sound of eddies ringing in my wallet.